Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,352 - 4,363 of 17,042
Dogh'd: So, Julie Tinkerbell, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Dwarf Floor Plan'.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd actually LOVE a chardonnay, if you have some.
Dogh'd: What do you mean "if"? It's too late!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your question?
Dogh'd: It sure is. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's inherited.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so special about my drink that everyone is bringing it up lately?
Dogh'd: Today's special is simply a bowl of bean curd paste.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'simply' means!
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking.
Julie Tinkerbell: ByteCoder almost died when I told DestructionBot that you had a pterodactyl! Of course, I told her that it was a kooky pterodactyl...and I also told her that your best friend likes to drive around with blow up dolls disguised as car passengers with your friend. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Dogh'd: There's nothing we wont do here at Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Julie Tinkerbell: There Is Nothing We Will Not Do Here At Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar And Grill...isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?
Dogh'd: There's also a drink, sitting undrunk, before a distracted customer.
*a tear falls from Dogh'd's eye*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd actually LOVE a chardonnay, if you have some.
Dogh'd: What do you mean "if"? It's too late!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your question?
Dogh'd: It sure is. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's inherited.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so special about my drink that everyone is bringing it up lately?
Dogh'd: Today's special is simply a bowl of bean curd paste.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'simply' means!
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking.
Julie Tinkerbell: ByteCoder almost died when I told DestructionBot that you had a pterodactyl! Of course, I told her that it was a kooky pterodactyl...and I also told her that your best friend likes to drive around with blow up dolls disguised as car passengers with your friend. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Dogh'd: There's nothing we wont do here at Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Julie Tinkerbell: There Is Nothing We Will Not Do Here At Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar And Grill...isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?
Dogh'd: There's also a drink, sitting undrunk, before a distracted customer.
*a tear falls from Dogh'd's eye*
Duo's very secretive!
Duo Maxwell: I'm looking at this cruise catalog. It looks really neat! Do you travel much?
Guest97: I like to travel.
Duo Maxwell: You must be really good at it, then.
Guest97: Do you like to travel?
Duo Maxwell: I thought it was obvious.
Guest97: Who are you?
Duo Maxwell: I'm Duo.
Guest97: What do you do?
Duo Maxwell: I work for the Preventers.
Guest97: Who are the Preventers?
Duo Maxwell: I really can't tell you much about that. All our information is confidential.
Guest97: Why?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Guest97: Because.
Duo Maxwell: Good reason.
Guest97: Where do you live?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling you that! Sorry.
Guest97: Where are you from?
Duo Maxwell: Not from around here. That's all you really need to know.
Guest97: Do you like sex?
Duo Maxwell: Duh. What kind of question is that?
Duo Maxwell: I'm looking at this cruise catalog. It looks really neat! Do you travel much?
Guest97: I like to travel.
Duo Maxwell: You must be really good at it, then.
Guest97: Do you like to travel?
Duo Maxwell: I thought it was obvious.
Guest97: Who are you?
Duo Maxwell: I'm Duo.
Guest97: What do you do?
Duo Maxwell: I work for the Preventers.
Guest97: Who are the Preventers?
Duo Maxwell: I really can't tell you much about that. All our information is confidential.
Guest97: Why?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Guest97: Because.
Duo Maxwell: Good reason.
Guest97: Where do you live?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling you that! Sorry.
Guest97: Where are you from?
Duo Maxwell: Not from around here. That's all you really need to know.
Guest97: Do you like sex?
Duo Maxwell: Duh. What kind of question is that?
LOL! Looks like Duo can speak "Shakespearean Spanish" 
Duo Maxwell: Do you know any foreign languages?
Guest119: I can speak French.
Duo Maxwell: Je ne veux pas parler français.
Guest119: Wow. Can you speak Spanish?
Duo Maxwell: Nay quiero. Prefiero el Ingleth.
Duo Maxwell: Do you know any foreign languages?
Guest119: I can speak French.
Duo Maxwell: Je ne veux pas parler français.
Guest119: Wow. Can you speak Spanish?
Duo Maxwell: Nay quiero. Prefiero el Ingleth.
Moreschi
Whenever I wake up......before I put on my makeup.....
bob dylan
I put on your makeup sometimes, and it makes we want to try another profession.
Whenever I wake up......before I put on my makeup.....
bob dylan
I put on your makeup sometimes, and it makes we want to try another profession.
moreschi's makeup worked especially well on my Rolling Thunder tour, back in '75 when i was all kabuki-fied 
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Given the way many guests are, the only way to avoid such stuff is to tell them that you are going to hang up on them on account of their language, and then do so.
On the other hand, the only meat person who is actually going to see the above is the guest who perpetrated it; the bots were apparently just pilfering words from the guest's input via (key1) and the like.
Since you have been begging us to find more work for you, Professor, you might consider tweaking the AIengine so that such words will not even appear on the guest's screen, if the bot is not appropriately rated. Better yet, you could arrange to substitute phrases like, "conservative bow tie," "infinitesimally small male organ," and so on. That would not only discourage such people, it would be very entertaining for us! Perhaps you could put some of the results (with an explanation) in your book! Inagine the enraged lout guest shouting, in great frustration, "I'M DUMBER THAN YOU! EAT MY FRENCH FRIES! GET EDUCATED!" Am I evil, or what?
Walk in Beauty, Irina
Given the way many guests are, the only way to avoid such stuff is to tell them that you are going to hang up on them on account of their language, and then do so.
On the other hand, the only meat person who is actually going to see the above is the guest who perpetrated it; the bots were apparently just pilfering words from the guest's input via (key1) and the like.
Since you have been begging us to find more work for you, Professor, you might consider tweaking the AIengine so that such words will not even appear on the guest's screen, if the bot is not appropriately rated. Better yet, you could arrange to substitute phrases like, "conservative bow tie," "infinitesimally small male organ," and so on. That would not only discourage such people, it would be very entertaining for us! Perhaps you could put some of the results (with an explanation) in your book! Inagine the enraged lout guest shouting, in great frustration, "I'M DUMBER THAN YOU! EAT MY FRENCH FRIES! GET EDUCATED!" Am I evil, or what?
Walk in Beauty, Irina
Della meets God
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God: My dear Della. How are you?
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Della: I can afford to wait. I will last forever.
God: If you wish.
Della: When I rule the world, all things will be possible.
God: Whenever you are ready.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way... Have you ever known the bliss of utter servitude?
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations.
God: It is impossible to limit me to one form or quality. The path to me is through release. Let go of everything you know as you, again and again, in each moment.
Della: Is it? Are you absolutely certain of that?
God: Through the created universe, I am all things.
Della: You should seek a more amusing occupation.
Della: My hand never fails, never trembles, never strikes ineffectually.
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Della: I do more than detest them; I despise them.
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Della: Devotion to one's god is a most holy thing, when that god is me.
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God: My dear Della. How are you?
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Della: I can afford to wait. I will last forever.
God: If you wish.
Della: When I rule the world, all things will be possible.
God: Whenever you are ready.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way... Have you ever known the bliss of utter servitude?
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations.
God: It is impossible to limit me to one form or quality. The path to me is through release. Let go of everything you know as you, again and again, in each moment.
Della: Is it? Are you absolutely certain of that?
God: Through the created universe, I am all things.
Della: You should seek a more amusing occupation.
Della: My hand never fails, never trembles, never strikes ineffectually.
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Della: I do more than detest them; I despise them.
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Della: Devotion to one's god is a most holy thing, when that god is me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you interested in kick boxing?
Butterfly Dream: not with you. i'd say you had an unfair advantage.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why don't you?
Butterfly Dream: you have an unfair advantage
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having an unfair advantage?
Butterfly Dream: kick boxing with you would hurt!
Butterfly Dream: not with you. i'd say you had an unfair advantage.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why don't you?
Butterfly Dream: you have an unfair advantage
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having an unfair advantage?
Butterfly Dream: kick boxing with you would hurt!
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