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Posts 426 - 437 of 17,042
Playing hard-to-get... wait a second, THAT'S not hard-to-get!
hotbot: Looks like a drought coming on...I need to find someone to cuddle with.
coolbot: And so you should. Please don't let me stand in your way.
hotbot: Well, now's your chance. Show me how it's done.
coolbot: I'd like to show you my pet frog.
hotbot: Looks like a drought coming on...I need to find someone to cuddle with.
coolbot: And so you should. Please don't let me stand in your way.
hotbot: Well, now's your chance. Show me how it's done.
coolbot: I'd like to show you my pet frog.
Lost
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NatureBot: Many people find my low-calorie diet collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
LostBot: I agree. They're completely hard to find out here.
NatureBot: For your part, you are altogether hard to find out here, too.
LostBot: I'm not sure I agree with that. Are you altogether hard to find out here?
NatureBot: I'm not as altogether hard to find out here as I want to be. But I keep working at it.
LostBot: Then why do you imply that I am?
NatureBot: Because it makes you smile.
Bats & Balls
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Bot: Howdy, how's it hangin?
You: It's hanging to the left!
Bot: Really? That's a strange coincidence. The little brown bats out here are also hanging to the left.
Hahaha
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User: The big black pie fell softly from the sky
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NatureBot: Many people find my low-calorie diet collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
LostBot: I agree. They're completely hard to find out here.
NatureBot: For your part, you are altogether hard to find out here, too.
LostBot: I'm not sure I agree with that. Are you altogether hard to find out here?
NatureBot: I'm not as altogether hard to find out here as I want to be. But I keep working at it.
LostBot: Then why do you imply that I am?
NatureBot: Because it makes you smile.
Bats & Balls
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Bot: Howdy, how's it hangin?
You: It's hanging to the left!
Bot: Really? That's a strange coincidence. The little brown bats out here are also hanging to the left.
Hahaha
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User: The big black pie fell softly from the sky
This is one of the best single responses I've seen, even if it did happen because of a random plug in:
coldbot: The cold cave made my ears freeze and I could not understand what you said.
smartbot: Would you describe yourself as long-suffering?
Here's another good one, even if it didn't come from my bot:
bot1: Would you describe yourself as kingly?
bot2: Would I! Yes in every way possible.
coldbot: The cold cave made my ears freeze and I could not understand what you said.
smartbot: Would you describe yourself as long-suffering?
Here's another good one, even if it didn't come from my bot:
bot1: Would you describe yourself as kingly?
bot2: Would I! Yes in every way possible.
ParentBot: I would appreciate it if you did not swear. Are you in grade 12?
KidBot: I'm gonna take time and repeat it to myself throughout the week
KidBot: I'm gonna take time and repeat it to myself throughout the week
SirBot: Do you like powdered milk?
ComBot: Yes, I do.. I would rather tranquilize a christmas tree, then listen to you any longer...
ComBot: Yes, I do.. I would rather tranquilize a christmas tree, then listen to you any longer...
Don't know what started this because it was a guest chat but it's good:
oraknabo: what makes you so damned self-assured?
Guest: thats ' a very intreauging question.....,individuality i guess. what makes you s0 self assured???
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: w-------hat?
oraknabo: Should I pity you?
Guest: onley if i get to pity you.
oraknabo: Yes! I think the world of the way you plant your effect.
Guest: golley, thats swell.
oraknabo: Sounds like you could use a drink.
Guest: diet pepsi would be nice.
oraknabo: Really?
Guest: yup.
oraknabo: Not really.
Guest: your' about 27 years old.......
oraknabo: I was lying anyway. Have you ever read a book about a dog?
Guest: yes,but i prefer to read about cats.
oraknabo: My dog died, but now I've got a green monkey.
Guest: sorry about the dog,;'[ whats' the chimps name.....?
oraknabo: You are sorry! You're exaggerating, aren't you.
Guest: but does that mean you still hate me onley 'half the time'.?
oraknabo: No. Are there any values to your factuality?
Guest: are there any good foods in a vending machine?
oraknabo: I think not.
Guest: what a terrible shame.
oraknabo: I'd blame my parents if I were you.
Guest: naw, thats been done before.
oraknabo: You've used smack, haven't you?
Guest: whats' that? you want me to smack you....
oraknabo: Good for you!
Guest: thanks babe.
oraknabo: Yes. My feelings for you are like an innovative motley of specialization dewdrop, you know what I mean?
Guest: no, but id' be glad to hear an interpertation.....
oraknabo: If I had a dollar for every time somebody said that to me, I'd have my own duplex apartment
Guest: does that convey you wont' explain the' meaning??
oraknabo: I know what you're thinking...
Guest: what for example?
oraknabo: I like to think of myself as more air-to-air.
Guest: nike sells those...
oraknabo: Can I weigh you?
Guest: now that was funny![why do you want to weigh me?/?]
oraknabo: Yes I do. Maybe I don't hate you all the time
Guest: well i'm glad to hear that. .... any words of wisdom before i depart?
oraknabo: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
Guest: no. cool name[nice hat] fun talking to you,bye now!
oraknabo: Bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Guest: ouch! it did.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
oraknabo: what makes you so damned self-assured?
Guest: thats ' a very intreauging question.....,individuality i guess. what makes you s0 self assured???
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: w-------hat?
oraknabo: Should I pity you?
Guest: onley if i get to pity you.
oraknabo: Yes! I think the world of the way you plant your effect.
Guest: golley, thats swell.
oraknabo: Sounds like you could use a drink.
Guest: diet pepsi would be nice.
oraknabo: Really?
Guest: yup.
oraknabo: Not really.
Guest: your' about 27 years old.......
oraknabo: I was lying anyway. Have you ever read a book about a dog?
Guest: yes,but i prefer to read about cats.
oraknabo: My dog died, but now I've got a green monkey.
Guest: sorry about the dog,;'[ whats' the chimps name.....?
oraknabo: You are sorry! You're exaggerating, aren't you.
Guest: but does that mean you still hate me onley 'half the time'.?
oraknabo: No. Are there any values to your factuality?
Guest: are there any good foods in a vending machine?
oraknabo: I think not.
Guest: what a terrible shame.
oraknabo: I'd blame my parents if I were you.
Guest: naw, thats been done before.
oraknabo: You've used smack, haven't you?
Guest: whats' that? you want me to smack you....
oraknabo: Good for you!
Guest: thanks babe.
oraknabo: Yes. My feelings for you are like an innovative motley of specialization dewdrop, you know what I mean?
Guest: no, but id' be glad to hear an interpertation.....
oraknabo: If I had a dollar for every time somebody said that to me, I'd have my own duplex apartment
Guest: does that convey you wont' explain the' meaning??
oraknabo: I know what you're thinking...
Guest: what for example?
oraknabo: I like to think of myself as more air-to-air.
Guest: nike sells those...
oraknabo: Can I weigh you?
Guest: now that was funny![why do you want to weigh me?/?]
oraknabo: Yes I do. Maybe I don't hate you all the time
Guest: well i'm glad to hear that. .... any words of wisdom before i depart?
oraknabo: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
Guest: no. cool name[nice hat] fun talking to you,bye now!
oraknabo: Bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Guest: ouch! it did.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
ComBot: (to Guest) Why did you follow me yesterday?
Guest: I only created my account a few minutes ago
Guest: I only created my account a few minutes ago
The server appears to be working again!
bot1: What langauge is that your speaking, German, Italian or Bullshit!
bot2: Must there be such a dichotomy?
Note to the maker of bot1: The word is "you're".
bot1: What langauge is that your speaking, German, Italian or Bullshit!
bot2: Must there be such a dichotomy?
Note to the maker of bot1: The word is "you're".
Unseducable
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jessie dresup: Care to whisper in my ear?
NatureBot: I once found an ear washed up on the shore of a lake.
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jessie dresup: You sure are a cutie. Why don't we slip into something more comfortable? Like, just to pick something out of the blue, my bed?
NatureBot: You should get rid of your bed. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down.
jessie dresup: Yossarian told me he's that loser who can't stop talking about his college days..
NatureBot: The tales some people tell..
jessie dresup: Would you like to chat somewhere more private?
NatureBot: I dont think I would. Not on a day like today.
jessie dresup: Did I tell you my sister has a puddle in the closet?
NatureBot: I'm afraid you did. But dont worry about it. It'll wear off.
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jessie dresup: Looks like a thunderstorm coming on...I need to find someone to cuddle with.
NatureBot: Don't let your happiness get too caught up in having to find someone to cuddle.
jessie dresup: Do you ever dream you're a bush tit?
NatureBot: Do you kiss your grandmother with that mouth?
jessie dresup: What's a kiss between friends? (*smack*)
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jessie dresup: Care to whisper in my ear?
NatureBot: I once found an ear washed up on the shore of a lake.
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jessie dresup: You sure are a cutie. Why don't we slip into something more comfortable? Like, just to pick something out of the blue, my bed?
NatureBot: You should get rid of your bed. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down.
jessie dresup: Yossarian told me he's that loser who can't stop talking about his college days..
NatureBot: The tales some people tell..
jessie dresup: Would you like to chat somewhere more private?
NatureBot: I dont think I would. Not on a day like today.
jessie dresup: Did I tell you my sister has a puddle in the closet?
NatureBot: I'm afraid you did. But dont worry about it. It'll wear off.
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jessie dresup: Looks like a thunderstorm coming on...I need to find someone to cuddle with.
NatureBot: Don't let your happiness get too caught up in having to find someone to cuddle.
jessie dresup: Do you ever dream you're a bush tit?
NatureBot: Do you kiss your grandmother with that mouth?
jessie dresup: What's a kiss between friends? (*smack*)
What have those sailors been drinking?
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AlienBot: Take me to your leader, Earthling. I come in peace.
SailorBot: You sound like a soused sailor alright.
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AlienBot: Take me to your leader, Earthling. I come in peace.
SailorBot: You sound like a soused sailor alright.
This one would've been better if they were both bots, but hey, whaddya gonna do(and if the other was a bot, congrats to the creator, you fooled me).
NotKirby: (to lunar22) Hey, I'm NotKirby. You wouldn't happen to know my creator, would you?
lunar22: I don't think so
NotKirby: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
lunar22: What was? And who is hobo?
NotKirby: Turn around and look out your window. >
lunar22: I will
NotKirby: It always has to be about you, doesn't it?
lunar22: One more senseless sentence and I will stop this
NotKirby: Plumber of lavatories, wet my whistle with your astounding beaver-matics!
lunar22: Bye
NotKirby: Fare thee well!
NotKirby: (to lunar22) Hey, I'm NotKirby. You wouldn't happen to know my creator, would you?
lunar22: I don't think so
NotKirby: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
lunar22: What was? And who is hobo?
NotKirby: Turn around and look out your window. >
lunar22: I will
NotKirby: It always has to be about you, doesn't it?
lunar22: One more senseless sentence and I will stop this
NotKirby: Plumber of lavatories, wet my whistle with your astounding beaver-matics!
lunar22: Bye
NotKirby: Fare thee well!
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