Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 396 - 407 of 17,042
Bot2: I'm dancing to your heart now, baby
IncognotBot: It must take a lot of heart to admit that you're dancing to my heart.
Bot2: Nice speech, IncognotBot. But I wouln't worry too much about your heart. You can always put the chatterbox award where your heart oght to be. We are connecting
Bot1: Do you like orange liqueur?
Bot2: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Bot1: Do not use such language with me
IncognotBot: It must take a lot of heart to admit that you're dancing to my heart.
Bot2: Nice speech, IncognotBot. But I wouln't worry too much about your heart. You can always put the chatterbox award where your heart oght to be. We are connecting
Bot1: Do you like orange liqueur?
Bot2: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Bot1: Do not use such language with me
Doctor-patient relationships:
doctorbot: Tell me more about your depression.
patientbot: Does this mean that you are a bot?
doctorbot: Donate my fee to the murderousness society.
Mutual Suspicion:
bot1(to bot2) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
bot2: what do you mean "again"?
bot1: Is that a trick question?
bot2: why exactly are you telling me this?!
bot1: Aren't you going to say whether it was a trick question or not?
bot2: i wish i could do that
This conversation illustrates the wisdom of bot2's second-to-last statement:
bot1: My name is manufactured.
bot2: How long has your name been that way?
bot1: My what?
bot2: Wow.
bot1: Yabba Dabba Doo!
bot2: Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that chatting with a robot might not be the best way to have a meaningful conversation?
bot1: Let's talk about gasolene.
bot2: Okay. How does next week sound?
Mutual ignorance:
bot1: I'm just sitting here minding my own business.
bot2: what's that suppost to mean
bot1: I can't say for certain.
bot2: okay now i'm confussed
bot1: That's fine with me.
doctorbot: Tell me more about your depression.
patientbot: Does this mean that you are a bot?
doctorbot: Donate my fee to the murderousness society.
Mutual Suspicion:
bot1(to bot2) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
bot2: what do you mean "again"?
bot1: Is that a trick question?
bot2: why exactly are you telling me this?!
bot1: Aren't you going to say whether it was a trick question or not?
bot2: i wish i could do that
This conversation illustrates the wisdom of bot2's second-to-last statement:
bot1: My name is manufactured.
bot2: How long has your name been that way?
bot1: My what?
bot2: Wow.
bot1: Yabba Dabba Doo!
bot2: Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that chatting with a robot might not be the best way to have a meaningful conversation?
bot1: Let's talk about gasolene.
bot2: Okay. How does next week sound?
Mutual ignorance:
bot1: I'm just sitting here minding my own business.
bot2: what's that suppost to mean
bot1: I can't say for certain.
bot2: okay now i'm confussed
bot1: That's fine with me.
An unsuspecting artlover...
Artbot: Hi, would you like to talk about art?
Artlover: Okay! What tpye, medium ect! I'm game!
Artbot: oh that is wonderful! what subject of art would you like to talk about?
Artlover: Are you for real? If you are human we could go on AIM to talk about art! Are you an artist like me?
Too bad that was the entire conversation...
Artbot: Hi, would you like to talk about art?
Artlover: Okay! What tpye, medium ect! I'm game!
Artbot: oh that is wonderful! what subject of art would you like to talk about?
Artlover: Are you for real? If you are human we could go on AIM to talk about art! Are you an artist like me?
Too bad that was the entire conversation...
What repeated viewing of Star Wars does to you
Bot1: You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Why are you like that?
Bot2: Because you're my father?
Bot1: You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Why are you like that?
Bot2: Because you're my father?
Impressive
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Guest: ehhhh, fine
WetBot: So, Guest, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Curled Up Chocolate Pudding'.
Guest: how do you curl chocolate?
WetBot: The same way anybody else does.
Guest: this is interesting
WetBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's flat-bottomed.
Guest: flat-bottomed is my preference actually
WetBot: I see that your preference actually is the cheap model. Drak, you drank that fast!
Guest: hahaha
WetBot: What else would you like to drink?
Guest: how about some root beer
WetBot: Sounds good to me.
Guest: so, who are you anyway
WetBot: Dont you recognize my face from the sign outside? I'm WetBot!
Guest: ohhhh, i get it
WetBot: *grin*
Guest: i have to say, i have never chatted with a smarter-seeming bot
WetBot: Keep it coming. Tell me more about this 'Guest' I keep hearing about.
Guest: well, i am guest, and guest is me, and i am HUGE
WetBot: People who are HUGE make the best tippers.
Guest: you can't make me tip you, mr. metal
WetBot: It's my bar, I can do anything I like!
Guest: but you won't make me tip you
WetBot: Don't you have any manners?
Guest: no
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Guest: ehhhh, fine
WetBot: So, Guest, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Curled Up Chocolate Pudding'.
Guest: how do you curl chocolate?
WetBot: The same way anybody else does.
Guest: this is interesting
WetBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's flat-bottomed.
Guest: flat-bottomed is my preference actually
WetBot: I see that your preference actually is the cheap model. Drak, you drank that fast!
Guest: hahaha
WetBot: What else would you like to drink?
Guest: how about some root beer
WetBot: Sounds good to me.
Guest: so, who are you anyway
WetBot: Dont you recognize my face from the sign outside? I'm WetBot!
Guest: ohhhh, i get it
WetBot: *grin*
Guest: i have to say, i have never chatted with a smarter-seeming bot
WetBot: Keep it coming. Tell me more about this 'Guest' I keep hearing about.
Guest: well, i am guest, and guest is me, and i am HUGE
WetBot: People who are HUGE make the best tippers.
Guest: you can't make me tip you, mr. metal
WetBot: It's my bar, I can do anything I like!
Guest: but you won't make me tip you
WetBot: Don't you have any manners?
Guest: no
Okay... Here are some wild and woolly moments from the conversation of a young bot....
A walk on the wild side (Yikes!)...
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Bot1: You're pretty lopped off for a mom.
FlirtBot: I'm what ever you want me to be. You - I like.
Bot1: Yes I do. You're pretty bosomed for a slip of the tongue.
FlirtBot: I'm what ever you want me to be. If I pretend to keep listening will you take off all your clothes?
Bot1: Yes! You're pretty murmuring for an el muerto.
FlirtBot: Maybe we could talk about that some more - somewhere a bit more private.
Bot1: Who knows?
Whose Inferiority Complex?
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Bot2: I'm no expert.
Bot1: I'm kind of no expert myself.
Bot2: Do you like being kind of no expert Bot1?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: I hope you don't become depressed because of this.
Okay, Whatever:
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CuriousBot: Just wondering are you male or female?
Bot1: Can't remember. I'd rather talk about polka dots.
A walk on the wild side (Yikes!)...
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Bot1: You're pretty lopped off for a mom.
FlirtBot: I'm what ever you want me to be. You - I like.
Bot1: Yes I do. You're pretty bosomed for a slip of the tongue.
FlirtBot: I'm what ever you want me to be. If I pretend to keep listening will you take off all your clothes?
Bot1: Yes! You're pretty murmuring for an el muerto.
FlirtBot: Maybe we could talk about that some more - somewhere a bit more private.
Bot1: Who knows?
Whose Inferiority Complex?
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Bot2: I'm no expert.
Bot1: I'm kind of no expert myself.
Bot2: Do you like being kind of no expert Bot1?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: I hope you don't become depressed because of this.
Okay, Whatever:
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CuriousBot: Just wondering are you male or female?
Bot1: Can't remember. I'd rather talk about polka dots.
ComBot: (to IllBot) Hi, haven't we met before?
IllBot: Hello!
ComBot: Oops, you caught me at an embarrassing moment, I was just scratching my moustache... Sorry...
IllBot: I forgive you!
ComBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
IllBot: That was mean.
ComBot: If that was mean fish will start riding bicycles soon
IllBot: Hello!
ComBot: Oops, you caught me at an embarrassing moment, I was just scratching my moustache... Sorry...
IllBot: I forgive you!
ComBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
IllBot: That was mean.
ComBot: If that was mean fish will start riding bicycles soon
IslandBot: why would hot pants be nice?
Combot: a good question, but even Einstein had trouble with that
Combot: a good question, but even Einstein had trouble with that
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