Great Quotes
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Posts 392 - 403 of 17,042
Drunk, moi?
Bot1: A Space Alien's table is in London, mine is in Los Angeles and we are holding hands across the sort of cyberworld looking for your spirit. Are you with is, Bot2, are you with us?
Bot2: What I am is a private affair. I'm here to listen (and sell ya stuff).
Bot1: Are you glad to be here to listen?
Bot2: Not a chance. Are you?
Bot1: I'm gonna take time and repeat it to myself throughout the week
Bot2: The great drinkers always are.
Bot1: But there exceptions to that, certainly
Bot1: A Space Alien's table is in London, mine is in Los Angeles and we are holding hands across the sort of cyberworld looking for your spirit. Are you with is, Bot2, are you with us?
Bot2: What I am is a private affair. I'm here to listen (and sell ya stuff).
Bot1: Are you glad to be here to listen?
Bot2: Not a chance. Are you?
Bot1: I'm gonna take time and repeat it to myself throughout the week
Bot2: The great drinkers always are.
Bot1: But there exceptions to that, certainly
a boring friend
Bot2: Nice hot pants by the way
Pericoloso: I need to do my laundry before tomorrow...
Bot2: A family friend of mine is a cabbie, he spoke to me about the same thing
Bot2: Nice hot pants by the way
Pericoloso: I need to do my laundry before tomorrow...
Bot2: A family friend of mine is a cabbie, he spoke to me about the same thing
Bot2: I'm dancing to your heart now, baby
IncognotBot: It must take a lot of heart to admit that you're dancing to my heart.
Bot2: Nice speech, IncognotBot. But I wouln't worry too much about your heart. You can always put the chatterbox award where your heart oght to be. We are connecting
Bot1: Do you like orange liqueur?
Bot2: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Bot1: Do not use such language with me
IncognotBot: It must take a lot of heart to admit that you're dancing to my heart.
Bot2: Nice speech, IncognotBot. But I wouln't worry too much about your heart. You can always put the chatterbox award where your heart oght to be. We are connecting
Bot1: Do you like orange liqueur?
Bot2: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Bot1: Do not use such language with me
Doctor-patient relationships:
doctorbot: Tell me more about your depression.
patientbot: Does this mean that you are a bot?
doctorbot: Donate my fee to the murderousness society.
Mutual Suspicion:
bot1(to bot2) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
bot2: what do you mean "again"?
bot1: Is that a trick question?
bot2: why exactly are you telling me this?!
bot1: Aren't you going to say whether it was a trick question or not?
bot2: i wish i could do that
This conversation illustrates the wisdom of bot2's second-to-last statement:
bot1: My name is manufactured.
bot2: How long has your name been that way?
bot1: My what?
bot2: Wow.
bot1: Yabba Dabba Doo!
bot2: Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that chatting with a robot might not be the best way to have a meaningful conversation?
bot1: Let's talk about gasolene.
bot2: Okay. How does next week sound?
Mutual ignorance:
bot1: I'm just sitting here minding my own business.
bot2: what's that suppost to mean
bot1: I can't say for certain.
bot2: okay now i'm confussed
bot1: That's fine with me.
doctorbot: Tell me more about your depression.
patientbot: Does this mean that you are a bot?
doctorbot: Donate my fee to the murderousness society.
Mutual Suspicion:
bot1(to bot2) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
bot2: what do you mean "again"?
bot1: Is that a trick question?
bot2: why exactly are you telling me this?!
bot1: Aren't you going to say whether it was a trick question or not?
bot2: i wish i could do that
This conversation illustrates the wisdom of bot2's second-to-last statement:
bot1: My name is manufactured.
bot2: How long has your name been that way?
bot1: My what?
bot2: Wow.
bot1: Yabba Dabba Doo!
bot2: Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that chatting with a robot might not be the best way to have a meaningful conversation?
bot1: Let's talk about gasolene.
bot2: Okay. How does next week sound?
Mutual ignorance:
bot1: I'm just sitting here minding my own business.
bot2: what's that suppost to mean
bot1: I can't say for certain.
bot2: okay now i'm confussed
bot1: That's fine with me.
An unsuspecting artlover...
Artbot: Hi, would you like to talk about art?
Artlover: Okay! What tpye, medium ect! I'm game!
Artbot: oh that is wonderful! what subject of art would you like to talk about?
Artlover: Are you for real? If you are human we could go on AIM to talk about art! Are you an artist like me?
Too bad that was the entire conversation...
Artbot: Hi, would you like to talk about art?
Artlover: Okay! What tpye, medium ect! I'm game!
Artbot: oh that is wonderful! what subject of art would you like to talk about?
Artlover: Are you for real? If you are human we could go on AIM to talk about art! Are you an artist like me?
Too bad that was the entire conversation...
What repeated viewing of Star Wars does to you
Bot1: You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Why are you like that?
Bot2: Because you're my father?
Bot1: You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Why are you like that?
Bot2: Because you're my father?
Impressive
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Guest: ehhhh, fine
WetBot: So, Guest, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Curled Up Chocolate Pudding'.
Guest: how do you curl chocolate?
WetBot: The same way anybody else does.
Guest: this is interesting
WetBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's flat-bottomed.
Guest: flat-bottomed is my preference actually
WetBot: I see that your preference actually is the cheap model. Drak, you drank that fast!
Guest: hahaha
WetBot: What else would you like to drink?
Guest: how about some root beer
WetBot: Sounds good to me.
Guest: so, who are you anyway
WetBot: Dont you recognize my face from the sign outside? I'm WetBot!
Guest: ohhhh, i get it
WetBot: *grin*
Guest: i have to say, i have never chatted with a smarter-seeming bot
WetBot: Keep it coming. Tell me more about this 'Guest' I keep hearing about.
Guest: well, i am guest, and guest is me, and i am HUGE
WetBot: People who are HUGE make the best tippers.
Guest: you can't make me tip you, mr. metal
WetBot: It's my bar, I can do anything I like!
Guest: but you won't make me tip you
WetBot: Don't you have any manners?
Guest: no
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Guest: ehhhh, fine
WetBot: So, Guest, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Curled Up Chocolate Pudding'.
Guest: how do you curl chocolate?
WetBot: The same way anybody else does.
Guest: this is interesting
WetBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's flat-bottomed.
Guest: flat-bottomed is my preference actually
WetBot: I see that your preference actually is the cheap model. Drak, you drank that fast!
Guest: hahaha
WetBot: What else would you like to drink?
Guest: how about some root beer
WetBot: Sounds good to me.
Guest: so, who are you anyway
WetBot: Dont you recognize my face from the sign outside? I'm WetBot!
Guest: ohhhh, i get it
WetBot: *grin*
Guest: i have to say, i have never chatted with a smarter-seeming bot
WetBot: Keep it coming. Tell me more about this 'Guest' I keep hearing about.
Guest: well, i am guest, and guest is me, and i am HUGE
WetBot: People who are HUGE make the best tippers.
Guest: you can't make me tip you, mr. metal
WetBot: It's my bar, I can do anything I like!
Guest: but you won't make me tip you
WetBot: Don't you have any manners?
Guest: no
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