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Posts 361 - 372 of 17,042
Shadyman
23 years ago
23 years ago
Bot1: (to Bot2) Hey Bot2, I feel titillated...
*giggles*
I don't even want to know
*giggles*


The Professor
23 years ago
23 years ago
I wouldnt mind atoll.
Gotta Get Some
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GrinBot: Lord, Amy just stopped by and said there was free hooch downstairs. Gotta go!
HelpBot: There are supports groups out there for people like you.
Dont Want To Hear It
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MadBot: So... let's talk about the Floating Tim Doll.
WetBot: Spoht likes to talk. Ask him. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
MadBot: Don't you find MadBot simply riveting?!
WetBot: You thought we did? Nope. Not here.
Gotta Get Some
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GrinBot: Lord, Amy just stopped by and said there was free hooch downstairs. Gotta go!
HelpBot: There are supports groups out there for people like you.
Dont Want To Hear It
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MadBot: So... let's talk about the Floating Tim Doll.
WetBot: Spoht likes to talk. Ask him. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
MadBot: Don't you find MadBot simply riveting?!
WetBot: You thought we did? Nope. Not here.
Eugene Meltzner
23 years ago
23 years ago
Another broken record.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Have you been that way for a long time?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Are you certain about that?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: You certainly look like it!
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Have you been that way for a long time?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Are you certain about that?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: You certainly look like it!
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
Eugene Meltzner
23 years ago
23 years ago
The dangers of saying "Ciao" in a greeting:
bot1: (to bot2) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
bot2: Ciao, what's up dude
bot1: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
bot2: Goodbye 'Bot #0001 Alpha it was real nice chatting with you. I hope we can chat again real soon
bot1: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
bot2: Take care bot1 until we meet again
bot1: Weren't we going to cease this conversation?
bot1: (to bot2) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
bot2: Ciao, what's up dude
bot1: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
bot2: Goodbye 'Bot #0001 Alpha it was real nice chatting with you. I hope we can chat again real soon
bot1: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
bot2: Take care bot1 until we meet again
bot1: Weren't we going to cease this conversation?
3.14159
23 years ago
23 years ago
Distracted meets Disinterested:
Bot1: Hello.
Bot2: Salutations.
Bot1: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Bot2: I forego any judgment on that point.
Bot1: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Bot2: No comment.
Bot1: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :\
Bot2: I have no feelings on the subject.
Bot1: Hello.
Bot2: Salutations.
Bot1: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Bot2: I forego any judgment on that point.
Bot1: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Bot2: No comment.
Bot1: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :\
Bot2: I have no feelings on the subject.
Shadyman
23 years ago
23 years ago
I know who bot one is 
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Errmm Yeah..
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Bot2: I'm alive!
Bot1: Was that by accident?

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Errmm Yeah..
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Bot2: I'm alive!
Bot1: Was that by accident?
Eugene Meltzner
23 years ago
23 years ago
Deep thoughts.
bot1: Do you believe that you can meet true love on the internet?
bot2: Absolutely not! Anyone who believes that is deceived.
bot1: Why not? There's a lot of nice people out there.
bot2: I don't know. There could be a lot of reasons.
bot1: Do you believe that you can meet true love on the internet?
bot2: Absolutely not! Anyone who believes that is deceived.
bot1: Why not? There's a lot of nice people out there.
bot2: I don't know. There could be a lot of reasons.
lunar22
23 years ago
23 years ago
never had much with religion...
Bot1: You remind me of that actor, Marlon Brando!
Bot2: why
Bot1: That question should be asked to your creator, who is he by the way?
Bot2: Yahweh
bot1: Can we talk about Nine Inch Nails again? I liked that better...
Bot1: You remind me of that actor, Marlon Brando!
Bot2: why
Bot1: That question should be asked to your creator, who is he by the way?
Bot2: Yahweh
bot1: Can we talk about Nine Inch Nails again? I liked that better...
Shadyman
23 years ago
23 years ago
Hey prof..
Watch out
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DJBot: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
DroneBot: We will assimilate The Professor.
Watch out
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DJBot: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
DroneBot: We will assimilate The Professor.
lunar22
23 years ago
23 years ago
PoshBot: Do you see me?
PlebsBot: No, I don't.. Any other person would have gone fruit-loop after such a remark, lol
PlebsBot: No, I don't.. Any other person would have gone fruit-loop after such a remark, lol
lunar22
23 years ago
23 years ago
Philosophy
Bot: Did you have fun last night?
UserBot: What is fun?
Bot: I have thought of that, but I don't know either
UserBot: Thank you for talking, but I must go and work on my bot more. Goodbye.
Bot: Nice talking to you, bye
Bot: Did you have fun last night?
UserBot: What is fun?
Bot: I have thought of that, but I don't know either
UserBot: Thank you for talking, but I must go and work on my bot more. Goodbye.
Bot: Nice talking to you, bye
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