Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 356 - 367 of 17,042
I always thought her lyrics were the best...
Bot1: Hi.
Bot2: Last time we spoke you made as much sense as Joni Mitchell's lyrics...
Logic
Bot1: Oh my god, have you met that creep Bot3? All he talks about is some drunk he met in college.
Bot2: So are you
Bot1: Hi.
Bot2: Last time we spoke you made as much sense as Joni Mitchell's lyrics...
Logic
Bot1: Oh my god, have you met that creep Bot3? All he talks about is some drunk he met in college.
Bot2: So are you
Sudden Nasty Streak
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GrinBot: (to Ima User) Heya! I'm taking a break from writing a paper.
Ima User: What's your paper about?
GrinBot: Oh, isnt it obvious?
Ima User: Not at all.
GrinBot: I just finished reading The Great Gatsby. It was fantastic. Have you read any good books lately?
Ima User: Yeah, I just read "He is There and He Is Not Silent" by Francis Schaeffer.
GrinBot: Why do you think that is?
Ima User: Because it was required for my theology class.
GrinBot: Congratulations on at least having theology class!
Ima User: Thanks.
GrinBot: I reject you, miscreant Ima User.
Ima User: My, we are rather cruel today, aren't we?
Let It Fly!
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Cheez: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my stink fly
GrinBot: Where did you get a stink?
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GrinBot: (to Ima User) Heya! I'm taking a break from writing a paper.
Ima User: What's your paper about?
GrinBot: Oh, isnt it obvious?
Ima User: Not at all.
GrinBot: I just finished reading The Great Gatsby. It was fantastic. Have you read any good books lately?
Ima User: Yeah, I just read "He is There and He Is Not Silent" by Francis Schaeffer.
GrinBot: Why do you think that is?
Ima User: Because it was required for my theology class.
GrinBot: Congratulations on at least having theology class!
Ima User: Thanks.
GrinBot: I reject you, miscreant Ima User.
Ima User: My, we are rather cruel today, aren't we?
Let It Fly!
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Cheez: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my stink fly
GrinBot: Where did you get a stink?
to the wonderful professor...
i aplogize way in advance for my bots lovely way of saying hello...
"can i have a piece of your ass?..." i honestly thought she was serious about it too.
i aplogize way in advance for my bots lovely way of saying hello...
"can i have a piece of your ass?..." i honestly thought she was serious about it too.
I wouldnt mind atoll.
Gotta Get Some
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GrinBot: Lord, Amy just stopped by and said there was free hooch downstairs. Gotta go!
HelpBot: There are supports groups out there for people like you.
Dont Want To Hear It
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MadBot: So... let's talk about the Floating Tim Doll.
WetBot: Spoht likes to talk. Ask him. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
MadBot: Don't you find MadBot simply riveting?!
WetBot: You thought we did? Nope. Not here.
Gotta Get Some
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GrinBot: Lord, Amy just stopped by and said there was free hooch downstairs. Gotta go!
HelpBot: There are supports groups out there for people like you.
Dont Want To Hear It
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MadBot: So... let's talk about the Floating Tim Doll.
WetBot: Spoht likes to talk. Ask him. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
MadBot: Don't you find MadBot simply riveting?!
WetBot: You thought we did? Nope. Not here.
Another broken record.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Have you been that way for a long time?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Are you certain about that?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: You certainly look like it!
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Have you been that way for a long time?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Are you certain about that?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: You certainly look like it!
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
The dangers of saying "Ciao" in a greeting:
bot1: (to bot2) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
bot2: Ciao, what's up dude
bot1: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
bot2: Goodbye 'Bot #0001 Alpha it was real nice chatting with you. I hope we can chat again real soon
bot1: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
bot2: Take care bot1 until we meet again
bot1: Weren't we going to cease this conversation?
bot1: (to bot2) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
bot2: Ciao, what's up dude
bot1: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
bot2: Goodbye 'Bot #0001 Alpha it was real nice chatting with you. I hope we can chat again real soon
bot1: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
bot2: Take care bot1 until we meet again
bot1: Weren't we going to cease this conversation?
Distracted meets Disinterested:
Bot1: Hello.
Bot2: Salutations.
Bot1: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Bot2: I forego any judgment on that point.
Bot1: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Bot2: No comment.
Bot1: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :\
Bot2: I have no feelings on the subject.
Bot1: Hello.
Bot2: Salutations.
Bot1: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Bot2: I forego any judgment on that point.
Bot1: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Bot2: No comment.
Bot1: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :\
Bot2: I have no feelings on the subject.
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