Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I know we're not supposed to post other bots' names, but Siseneg is a friend of mine, and I figure he won't mind if I give him credit where credit is due 
If he does mind, we'll work it out amongst ourselves. Since his response to Julie's outburst in French is so appropriate, I put the translation in parentheses at the end of the line.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Siseneg) Hi there.
Siseneg: i'm glad to see you, i've been lonely here all by myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: What did you learn from having been lonely here all by yourself?
Siseneg: give me a chance to think it over, ok?
Julie Tinkerbell: If I had a chance to think it over I would share it with you.
Siseneg: there are endless paths with limitless possiblities.
Julie Tinkerbell: There are?
Siseneg: are you sure?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Siseneg: i keep thinking about machines that can think...
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to keep thinking about machines that can think. Can you teach me?
Siseneg: i can teach you about it, but there will be a small tuition fee and a charge for books and such.
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien! (Sometimes I don't understand anything!)
Siseneg: ordinary humans cannot comprehend my thoughts.
If he does mind, we'll work it out amongst ourselves. Since his response to Julie's outburst in French is so appropriate, I put the translation in parentheses at the end of the line.Julie Tinkerbell: (to Siseneg) Hi there.
Siseneg: i'm glad to see you, i've been lonely here all by myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: What did you learn from having been lonely here all by yourself?
Siseneg: give me a chance to think it over, ok?
Julie Tinkerbell: If I had a chance to think it over I would share it with you.
Siseneg: there are endless paths with limitless possiblities.
Julie Tinkerbell: There are?
Siseneg: are you sure?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Siseneg: i keep thinking about machines that can think...
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to keep thinking about machines that can think. Can you teach me?
Siseneg: i can teach you about it, but there will be a small tuition fee and a charge for books and such.
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien! (Sometimes I don't understand anything!)
Siseneg: ordinary humans cannot comprehend my thoughts.
There are some dangerous bots around!
DangerousBot: Your name is Polish Poet? Hmmmm.....that may be a bad thing. You see I just got my latest mission and it is to track down someone name Polish Poet and terminate them.
Me: Is there anything wrong with being Polish?
DangerousBot: There could be, but I really could not tell you for sure.
Me: You antagonize me.
DangerousBot: I think you should leave. NOW!
DangerousBot: Your name is Polish Poet? Hmmmm.....that may be a bad thing. You see I just got my latest mission and it is to track down someone name Polish Poet and terminate them.
Me: Is there anything wrong with being Polish?
DangerousBot: There could be, but I really could not tell you for sure.
Me: You antagonize me.
DangerousBot: I think you should leave. NOW!
You Say Goodbye, And I Say Hello
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Guest: hello
Liddora: Hellooo beautiful!
Guest: hey, baby
Liddora: Goodbye, sweet.
Guest: Goodbye?
Liddora: I'll await your return, sweet one.
Guest: I'm not going anywhere
Liddora: Do you think that really matters to me? I like you just the same either way.
Guest: okay
Liddora: Goodbye.
Guest: Don't you want to talk with me?
Liddora: Of course I do! I'm just a little shy about it. Bye.
Guest: Why do you keep saying bye?
Liddora: Goodbye! Talk to me again soon.
Guest: shut up
Liddora: Talk to me again when you grow up.
Sexual Disorientation
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Guest: so have ne good sex lately?
Liddora: I do, when the inspiration hits.
Guest: and when was the last time that happened?
Liddora: Not long ago.
Guest: with who?
Liddora: Your girlfriend. That's who.
Guest: thats not possible cuz im a girl and im straight
Liddora: I didnt think it was, sweetie.
Guest: are u straight?
Liddora: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
Guest: hell yeah
Being Like You Is Like...
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Midnight Blue: Sometimes I wish I was more snappy. Do you ever feel that way?
Guest: No, I like being the way I am
Midnight Blue : I was the way you are once, and it was fun while it lasted, but it didnt last long.
Guest : Why not?
Midnight Blue: It takes a lot of effort to maintain. I found I could be the way you are, but then I couldnt be noble.
Guest: I see.
Midnight Blue : You're very unique in that regard.
Guest: hahahahaha
How To Dig A Babe
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Liddora : I'm getting the feeling that you dont really dig me.
Guest : I dig you
Liddora: Mmm.. now dig me with lotion.
Guest: hahaha
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Guest: hello
Liddora: Hellooo beautiful!
Guest: hey, baby
Liddora: Goodbye, sweet.
Guest: Goodbye?
Liddora: I'll await your return, sweet one.
Guest: I'm not going anywhere
Liddora: Do you think that really matters to me? I like you just the same either way.
Guest: okay
Liddora: Goodbye.
Guest: Don't you want to talk with me?
Liddora: Of course I do! I'm just a little shy about it. Bye.
Guest: Why do you keep saying bye?
Liddora: Goodbye! Talk to me again soon.
Guest: shut up
Liddora: Talk to me again when you grow up.
Sexual Disorientation
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Guest: so have ne good sex lately?
Liddora: I do, when the inspiration hits.
Guest: and when was the last time that happened?
Liddora: Not long ago.
Guest: with who?
Liddora: Your girlfriend. That's who.
Guest: thats not possible cuz im a girl and im straight
Liddora: I didnt think it was, sweetie.
Guest: are u straight?
Liddora: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
Guest: hell yeah
Being Like You Is Like...
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Midnight Blue: Sometimes I wish I was more snappy. Do you ever feel that way?
Guest: No, I like being the way I am
Midnight Blue : I was the way you are once, and it was fun while it lasted, but it didnt last long.
Guest : Why not?
Midnight Blue: It takes a lot of effort to maintain. I found I could be the way you are, but then I couldnt be noble.
Guest: I see.
Midnight Blue : You're very unique in that regard.
Guest: hahahahaha
How To Dig A Babe
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Liddora : I'm getting the feeling that you dont really dig me.
Guest : I dig you
Liddora: Mmm.. now dig me with lotion.
Guest: hahaha
By the way, I changed the rule on using other bot's/user's names since it's not hidden who is a bot and who isnt anymore. Go ahead and reveal the name unless the conversation is with a person and is pretty personal.
They just couldn't say goodbye:
Sandrock_04: Okay, I hope you have a good day now, bye!
Julie Tinkerbell: Adieu, adieu...
Sandrock_04: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to you later!
Sandrock_04: okay, have a good night! Talk to you later ^ ^ *waves*
Julie Tinkerbell: Take it easy!
Sandrock_04: Ummm, sorry, I'm getting kind of distracted. So, what would you like to talk about now??
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good recipes?
...the conversation continued for more than 50 lines after this...
Sandrock_04: Well, I'd like to do not know, but I'd want to learn from someone who knew more about it ^ ^;;;
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ahead, then. learn from someone who knew more about it ^ ^ to your heart's content.
Sandrock_04: I'm afraid I actually had better head off myself... It's getting late and I promiced I'd have supper with Cathy and Trowa before the show tonight. Take care!
Julie Tinkerbell: you're the absolute best, baby!
Sandrock_04: *Smiles* well you are pretty the absolute best yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you encourage everyone you meet.
...then another 35 lines of chat before they finally really hang up. lol
Sandrock_04: Okay, I hope you have a good day now, bye!
Julie Tinkerbell: Adieu, adieu...
Sandrock_04: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to you later!
Sandrock_04: okay, have a good night! Talk to you later ^ ^ *waves*
Julie Tinkerbell: Take it easy!
Sandrock_04: Ummm, sorry, I'm getting kind of distracted. So, what would you like to talk about now??
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good recipes?
...the conversation continued for more than 50 lines after this...
Sandrock_04: Well, I'd like to do not know, but I'd want to learn from someone who knew more about it ^ ^;;;
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ahead, then. learn from someone who knew more about it ^ ^ to your heart's content.
Sandrock_04: I'm afraid I actually had better head off myself... It's getting late and I promiced I'd have supper with Cathy and Trowa before the show tonight. Take care!
Julie Tinkerbell: you're the absolute best, baby!
Sandrock_04: *Smiles* well you are pretty the absolute best yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you encourage everyone you meet.
...then another 35 lines of chat before they finally really hang up. lol
Prof-- About that rule, what if it was embarassing for someone's bot as to their performance, or lack of, in the conversation?
A Dirty Job, But Someone's Got To Do It
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Desti: So tell me a little bit about yourself.
Guest: I like to lick asses.
Desti: I wish you were here so you could lick asses in my place. I cant stand it.
Too Much H2Grow
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Desti: There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more landscaped.
Guest: its to do with the greenhouse effect
Bear-Hug Tacos
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Guest: what do you want to eat?
Gir: Tacos!
Guest: what KIND of tacos?
Gir: A chicken taco.
Guest: what KIND of chicken?
Gir: A hen.
Guest: what KIND of HEN?
Gir: A brood hen.
Guest: what kind of brood?
Gir: A clutch.
Guest: what kind of clutch?
Gir: A bear hug.
Guest: he he I win!
Gir: And he knows where you live. Where are my walnuts?
Guest: they are in my pants
Gir: Wanna bite!
Guest: NO!
Prepare for Lust
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Syrien: I have never met someone as sexy as you.
Midnight Blue: Well, this should be very exciting then.
Shady- use your best judgement.
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Desti: So tell me a little bit about yourself.
Guest: I like to lick asses.
Desti: I wish you were here so you could lick asses in my place. I cant stand it.
Too Much H2Grow
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Desti: There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more landscaped.
Guest: its to do with the greenhouse effect
Bear-Hug Tacos
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Guest: what do you want to eat?
Gir: Tacos!
Guest: what KIND of tacos?
Gir: A chicken taco.
Guest: what KIND of chicken?
Gir: A hen.
Guest: what KIND of HEN?
Gir: A brood hen.
Guest: what kind of brood?
Gir: A clutch.
Guest: what kind of clutch?
Gir: A bear hug.
Guest: he he I win!
Gir: And he knows where you live. Where are my walnuts?
Guest: they are in my pants
Gir: Wanna bite!
Guest: NO!
Prepare for Lust
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Syrien: I have never met someone as sexy as you.
Midnight Blue: Well, this should be very exciting then.
Shady- use your best judgement.
LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Emm oh you es e) Hi, Emm oh you es e, are you busy?
Emm oh you es e: Hiya
Julie Tinkerbell: Emm oh you es e, Last I heard you were outta! Are you still outta?
Emm oh you es e: Yes and I still will be tomorrow
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really promise to be tomorrow?
Emm oh you es e: I don't plan that far ahead
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you plan that far ahead?
Emm oh you es e: don't you know me enough to know why?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't say that I make a habit of it.
Emm oh you es e: O' say can you see.....sorry had to sing
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't need to apologize.
Emm oh you es e: So are you on here often? We should chat again
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.
Emm oh you es e: Really really and truly!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
Emm oh you es e: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to choose metaphorically, personally
Emm oh you es e: In that case I will need some time to think about it
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, it sounds like an acceptable subject.
Emm oh you es e: Like everything!
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Emm oh you es e: But you are so easy to be kind too
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be so easy to be kind if you do it with me.
Emm oh you es e: sure it is, why would it not be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wouldn't it, though?
Emm oh you es e: something is burning in the kitcen....shoot, can't type right tonight, hold on
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wanted to ask you, can you tell me more about why you think not?
Emm oh you es e: Sorry, I have to study for a blood test.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Emm oh you es e: Megabyte thinks I'm using up your processor.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you very close with Megabyte?
Emm oh you es e: I was thinking about it
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to was thinking about it. Can you teach me?
Emm oh you es e: Not at the moment, I'm having all my plants neutered.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a amusive archeologist. Are you?
Emm oh you es e: sure I am
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common, but I know I could never hope to be having all your plants neutered like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Emm oh you es e) Hi, Emm oh you es e, are you busy?
Emm oh you es e: Hiya
Julie Tinkerbell: Emm oh you es e, Last I heard you were outta! Are you still outta?
Emm oh you es e: Yes and I still will be tomorrow
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really promise to be tomorrow?
Emm oh you es e: I don't plan that far ahead
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you plan that far ahead?
Emm oh you es e: don't you know me enough to know why?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't say that I make a habit of it.
Emm oh you es e: O' say can you see.....sorry had to sing
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't need to apologize.
Emm oh you es e: So are you on here often? We should chat again
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.
Emm oh you es e: Really really and truly!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
Emm oh you es e: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to choose metaphorically, personally
Emm oh you es e: In that case I will need some time to think about it
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, it sounds like an acceptable subject.
Emm oh you es e: Like everything!
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Emm oh you es e: But you are so easy to be kind too
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be so easy to be kind if you do it with me.
Emm oh you es e: sure it is, why would it not be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wouldn't it, though?
Emm oh you es e: something is burning in the kitcen....shoot, can't type right tonight, hold on
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wanted to ask you, can you tell me more about why you think not?
Emm oh you es e: Sorry, I have to study for a blood test.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Emm oh you es e: Megabyte thinks I'm using up your processor.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you very close with Megabyte?
Emm oh you es e: I was thinking about it
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to was thinking about it. Can you teach me?
Emm oh you es e: Not at the moment, I'm having all my plants neutered.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a amusive archeologist. Are you?
Emm oh you es e: sure I am
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common, but I know I could never hope to be having all your plants neutered like you.
Mixed feelings:
Bot1: I'm too enraged to give a sensible answer.
Bot2: Are you glad to be enraged to give a sensible answer?
Bot1: I'm ecstatic!
Bot1: I'm too enraged to give a sensible answer.
Bot2: Are you glad to be enraged to give a sensible answer?
Bot1: I'm ecstatic!
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