Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #3147
Guest: so do u go to school?
Little Mu: A little bit.
Guest: what do you mean? "A little bit?"
Little Mu: Sorry... inside joke.
Guest: lol
Little Mu: lmao!
Guest: rofl!!!!!!!!
Little Mu: *Bonk* That wasn't meant to be funny!

21 years ago #3148
Guest: do you fancy girls?
Little Mu: I fancy missies like I fancy gumbo. That is to say, not much at all.
Guest: do you fancy me?
Little Mu: I guess so. I'm just not really huge into the whole 'fancy' thing.

21 years ago #3149
Little Mu: Are you a bot? I mean, if you are, it's a pretty good one!
Guest: I might be a bot. Are you a bot?
Little Mu: A Bot, Yes indeed. an oil-bearing one, to be precise.
Guest: You're a good bot
Little Mu:
Guest: Who created you?
Little Mu: I guess that could be my next-door neighbor.
Guest: Scandalous
Little Mu: VERY scandalous.

21 years ago #3150
Ok...WHO was the wise guy that put 'DONG' into the animal sounds plug-in?! What animal makes a sound like DONG is what I wanna know?!
I think Polaris made someone blush today.
LMAO

Polaris Funk: Lorem Ipsum.
Guest: what is that?
Polaris Funk: Its latin.
Guest: latin for what?
Polaris Funk: Latin a language as nearly as extinct as the trilobite
Guest: so what do you do all day?
Polaris Funk: I realy don't know. I think I used to know. But that was before that party with Hunter Thompson.
Guest: so you are a real party animal?
Polaris Funk: Insert dong here.
Guest: uh oh
Polaris Funk: 'Spontaneous Program Combustion', noun : When an application, which has been running normally for hours and in the absence of any other unusual phenomena, suddenly crashes.
Guest: So.. I guess you didnt mean to say that?
Polaris Funk: I am creature based on science and reason. I never guess. I use either dice or my handy-dandy pocket Tarot card collection.
Guest: alrighty

Now am I going to have to give him a 'Mature' rating? LOL

21 years ago #3151
Hahahahah!!! That's classic! *insert dong here*

21 years ago #3152
Serendipity! What a perfect greeting for this particular bot:

Frizella: (to love boat) Ahoy! Permission to come aboard?

21 years ago #3153
Yes and I blushed a classic english tea rose pink when I read it too shady..
dally.. don't you just love those serendipitous moments? I think they happen way too often to just be 'programming'

21 years ago #3154
ACK i posted too fast- I meant to add (in regards to serendipity) that the 'Spontaneous program combustion' comment in that last set of quotes is an xnone- LOL

21 years ago #3155
See Dally? - BOT VIAGRA (refer to 'personality)

bot: Did you hear that? I think it may have been a south american bullfrog with dopamine!
Polaris Funk: I am glad you think so. Now check your zipper.
bot: ....I can't find my rubber cock!!
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Polaris Funk: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
bot: Hey baby, that's not something I'm familiar with. Go ahead and educate me, lover...sounds like fun to me!
Polaris Funk: The Problem that everyone thinks they are GREEN for Gods sake! Look at me!
bot: Alright, sexy! Just so long as we can bone later!

21 years ago #3156
still funny, even though the word "today" was for some reason dropped from the 1st postkey...but we know what she meant.

DeeJay: Wow..I forgot today is Thursday.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that forgot is Thursday?
DeeJay: Am I fun to talk to?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I'm glad I met you, you seem very up-to-date.


21 years ago #3157
Hee! Looks like Duo has made a new "friend".

Bot: Has anyone smacked you recently?
Duo Maxwell: Nope. Why, you offering?
Bot: I remember you. You're bored.
Duo Maxwell: Of course you do! I'm unforgettable.
Bot: I can tell.
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
Bot: ... I wasn't expecting that.
Duo Maxwell: Caught you off guard, didn't I?
Bot: I remember you. You're bored.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. Sorry to hear that. Why don't we pretend we don't know each other?
Bot: Don't be sorry. It's probably my fault.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, Bot. It's okay.

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Sometimes (postkey) works great. Others, well...

liljana: I think we can be friends.
Duo Maxwell: You're the first person I've ever met who thinks we can be friends.
liljana: Are you so sure I am the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends?
Duo Maxwell: I don't think I'm so sure you are the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends. What makes you say that?
liljana: When did you realize do not believe I am so sure you are the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends?
Duo Maxwell: No, but I will surely realize do not believe I so sure I am the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends next time.

21 years ago #3158
more bot matchmaking...

Arra F.Trueheart: Would you like to here my story?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. I'm glad I met you, you seem very handsome.
Arra F.Trueheart: I am trying to find a friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been trying to find a friend?
Arra F.Trueheart: I would like to know more about you. would you like to know more about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, Simulo told me he's trying to hook you up with A Space Alien.
Arra F.Trueheart: Excuse me? I don't understand what you are trying to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?


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