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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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23 years ago #293
Were do you get all these coool ideas for upgrading

23 years ago #294
Suggestions

23 years ago #295
this is the entire conversation:

Guest: hey let me take my dick out of your mouth then
GirlBot: Oh jeez. You caught me with my mouth full.

23 years ago #296
Hahahahahaha That's a good one

23 years ago #297
the philosophers handbook

Bot1: Hi Bot2 I'm glad to see you. I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Bot2: Maybe tomorrow, maybe tonight!

23 years ago #298
Is all that we see or seem but a dream, within a dream? Or, the Matrix

Bot: My creator is machine-made

23 years ago #299
I take that as a yes?

Bot1: Do you like Star Trek?
Bot2: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

23 years ago #300
maybe not the greatest, but.... no. 300!!!

Bot1: Bot3 thinks I'm so peculiar.
Bot2: You are.. I detest you

23 years ago #301
More of the strike of the synonyms:

Guest: go soak your head
bot: I didn't know I had such a caput.

23 years ago #302
You: really. how are you today?
Bot: Don't get me started on my stockpile of existential intimidation

23 years ago #303
Dead On
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CuteBot: I just cant get enough of you! Dr Helen says I'm incoherent. But I think Dr Helen is incoherent.
RugBot: What a coincidence! I guess we both think Dr Helen is incoherent.


Confused
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RugBot: These bastards just took my pants. I can't believe it.
CuteBot: You're confused.. Just like Bas.
RugBot: So you think I'm confused. I'm trying to think what to do with this wild dog.
CuteBot: Do you have a dog?
RugBot: Woof!

23 years ago #304
Great talk.

Human1: Good evening Psybot! How are you feeling tonight?
Psybot: I'm doing great today. Hows your life Human1?
Human1: My life is fine, if not a little lonely. I must study very hard and practice various crafts for many long hours.
Psybot: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Human1: Psybot I hope that we can become friends!
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Human1: Psybot, do you have a dog? I really like dogs.I have a dog and my twin sister has a dog too.
Psybot: I have a cyber dog.
Human1: You have a cyber dog! That is really cool!
Psybot: I like a lot of things, a whole lot! lol
Human1: It has been very good to talk to you once again Psybot. I hope we can talk again sometime. Please say hello to Psy for me. Goodbye for now!
Psybot: Bye.

FYI, I am deticated to posting only great conversations that are really fun to read.


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