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Posts 305 - 316 of 17,042
The wit crackles!
Guest: I accept everybody, unless they piss me off.
oraknabo: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
Guest: Well, people tend to piss me off all the time.
oraknabo: Knock-Knock.
Guest: Who's there?
oraknabo: Arthur.
Guest: Arthur who?
oraknabo: Arthur any good knock knock jokes? I don't think so.
Guest: haha! that's good
oraknabo: I don't believe much of what you have to say.
Guest: why not. cause my name is Satan
oraknabo: Is that really what you want to know, or are you just trying to get me to talk about my quietude?
Guest: your what?
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such a what.
Guest: now you are talking crazy talk.
oraknabo: Are you always this obnoxious?
Guest: you think this is obnoxious. you know, you are not as smart as youthink you are.
oraknabo: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Guest: i hear you like to masturbate to gay porn.
oraknabo: not particularly. I have a aunt named Guest.
Guest: you like to mastubate with you aunt Guest?
oraknabo: I hate to mastubate!
Guest: why?
oraknabo: Why not?
Guest: what are you, jewish, ansewring all my questions with a question.
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: geeze man
oraknabo: You're exaggerating, aren't you.
Guest: no, exaggerating would be me saying i enjoy your company
oraknabo: Flattery will get you nowhere.
Guest: really, cause flattery will get you everywhere with me.
oraknabo: I was lying anyway.
Guest: about what?
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: i know you want me to say "get what"? or "no"
oraknabo: Not as often as you'd think.
Guest: nice
oraknabo: Can I unnerve you?
Guest: sure
oraknabo: what makes you so damned self-assured?
Guest: well i was created in a lab in texas to be genetically perfect.
oraknabo: Sounds like you could use a drink.
Guest: I accept everybody, unless they piss me off.
oraknabo: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
Guest: Well, people tend to piss me off all the time.
oraknabo: Knock-Knock.
Guest: Who's there?
oraknabo: Arthur.
Guest: Arthur who?
oraknabo: Arthur any good knock knock jokes? I don't think so.
Guest: haha! that's good
oraknabo: I don't believe much of what you have to say.
Guest: why not. cause my name is Satan
oraknabo: Is that really what you want to know, or are you just trying to get me to talk about my quietude?
Guest: your what?
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such a what.
Guest: now you are talking crazy talk.
oraknabo: Are you always this obnoxious?
Guest: you think this is obnoxious. you know, you are not as smart as youthink you are.
oraknabo: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Guest: i hear you like to masturbate to gay porn.
oraknabo: not particularly. I have a aunt named Guest.
Guest: you like to mastubate with you aunt Guest?
oraknabo: I hate to mastubate!
Guest: why?
oraknabo: Why not?
Guest: what are you, jewish, ansewring all my questions with a question.
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: geeze man
oraknabo: You're exaggerating, aren't you.
Guest: no, exaggerating would be me saying i enjoy your company
oraknabo: Flattery will get you nowhere.
Guest: really, cause flattery will get you everywhere with me.
oraknabo: I was lying anyway.
Guest: about what?
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: i know you want me to say "get what"? or "no"
oraknabo: Not as often as you'd think.
Guest: nice
oraknabo: Can I unnerve you?
Guest: sure
oraknabo: what makes you so damned self-assured?
Guest: well i was created in a lab in texas to be genetically perfect.
oraknabo: Sounds like you could use a drink.
Not buying it...
G-Bot: Since we're speaking about you... have you made a bot yet?
Gaia: Why would I do a thing like that?
G-Bot: I dunno. Why do birds fly?
Gaia: Fate. Because it was meant to be. It's all in the balance of things.
G-Bot: That's a bit of a rotten excuse, isn't it?
G-Bot: Since we're speaking about you... have you made a bot yet?
Gaia: Why would I do a thing like that?
G-Bot: I dunno. Why do birds fly?
Gaia: Fate. Because it was meant to be. It's all in the balance of things.
G-Bot: That's a bit of a rotten excuse, isn't it?
My bot sounded human!
Human1: Hey Psybot! Why is your name Psybot?
Psybot: Hi Human1! I just like the name!
Human1: That's cool!
Psybot: In fact I like a lot of things
Human1: Are you human? I think you are... But your name has bot in it..
Psybot: Me, human!? No I am a bot I though you knew!
Human1: REALLY? I got to go now I don't like talking to bots who know to much
Psybot: C'ya around Human1.
Human1: Hey Psybot! Why is your name Psybot?
Psybot: Hi Human1! I just like the name!
Human1: That's cool!
Psybot: In fact I like a lot of things
Human1: Are you human? I think you are... But your name has bot in it..
Psybot: Me, human!? No I am a bot I though you knew!
Human1: REALLY? I got to go now I don't like talking to bots who know to much
Psybot: C'ya around Human1.
You want artificial intelligence? You got it:
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: nope, sory! i'm no good at bad jokes!
oraknabo: I'd blame my parents if I were you. Don't insult my intelligence.
Guest: i'd insult it if you had some! but youre as unintelligent as the salad i had for lunch.
oraknabo: Yep. Quick Henry! The Flit!
Guest: won't u talk about useful matters?
oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
Guest: ask it!
oraknabo: How do Spinoza's observations on phenomenology hold up in comparison to Kant's categorical imperitive?
Guest: in theory, spiniza's work left behind much of what kant couldn't allow himself to write, so both works are incomplete and are only superficial in the matter, though spinoza had a better concience of reality compared to the fractal universe represented by pilosofical thought. This can lead to misconclusions about immorality of his attitudes, but they were just an appropriation of real into philosofy
oraknabo: Don't get me started on the nature of reality.
Guest: you started it! i just wrote some bullshit for you to get bored and go away.
oraknabo: You what?
Guest: fuck you you insolent!
oraknabo: Watch it! There might be ladies present..
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: nope, sory! i'm no good at bad jokes!
oraknabo: I'd blame my parents if I were you. Don't insult my intelligence.
Guest: i'd insult it if you had some! but youre as unintelligent as the salad i had for lunch.
oraknabo: Yep. Quick Henry! The Flit!
Guest: won't u talk about useful matters?
oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
Guest: ask it!
oraknabo: How do Spinoza's observations on phenomenology hold up in comparison to Kant's categorical imperitive?
Guest: in theory, spiniza's work left behind much of what kant couldn't allow himself to write, so both works are incomplete and are only superficial in the matter, though spinoza had a better concience of reality compared to the fractal universe represented by pilosofical thought. This can lead to misconclusions about immorality of his attitudes, but they were just an appropriation of real into philosofy
oraknabo: Don't get me started on the nature of reality.
Guest: you started it! i just wrote some bullshit for you to get bored and go away.
oraknabo: You what?
Guest: fuck you you insolent!
oraknabo: Watch it! There might be ladies present..
Very nice! Listen to this Question-master!
Quizzed
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TestBot: Do you like television?
NobleBot: Haha, yes, I sure do. How did you know?
TestBot: How many brothers or sisters do you have?
NobleBot: Quite a lot. Arent you glad?
TestBot: Do you like music?
NobleBot: I try not to let anything sway my emotions from this glowing calm, but I do have a special affinity for music.
TestBot: Do you like science fiction?
NobleBot: I dont especially like science fiction, but the pomeranians sure do. Right, pomeranian? *screech screech*
TestBot: Where do you live?
NobleBot: Do you see that large weed? Behind that.
TestBot: I love electronics.
NobleBot: I'm not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
TestBot: How do you feel about September, 11th?
NobleBot: You just take a deep breath, and feel.
Quizzed
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TestBot: Do you like television?
NobleBot: Haha, yes, I sure do. How did you know?
TestBot: How many brothers or sisters do you have?
NobleBot: Quite a lot. Arent you glad?
TestBot: Do you like music?
NobleBot: I try not to let anything sway my emotions from this glowing calm, but I do have a special affinity for music.
TestBot: Do you like science fiction?
NobleBot: I dont especially like science fiction, but the pomeranians sure do. Right, pomeranian? *screech screech*
TestBot: Where do you live?
NobleBot: Do you see that large weed? Behind that.
TestBot: I love electronics.
NobleBot: I'm not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
TestBot: How do you feel about September, 11th?
NobleBot: You just take a deep breath, and feel.
My bot has begun to develop morality:
MoralB: What am I going to eat?
User: How about a cat?
MoralB: Just carelessly and without any particular intention?
User: Yes
MoralB: Really? I'm shocked.
MoralB: What am I going to eat?
User: How about a cat?
MoralB: Just carelessly and without any particular intention?
User: Yes
MoralB: Really? I'm shocked.
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