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Posts 289 - 300 of 17,042
Seeks can win contests, mate. I fully believe that if I were to load my Bots up on Seeks, they'd be doing twice as good in the contest. Here's a conversation I wish was the contest one:
Gaia Tuned Up
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Gaia: (to UserRed) Have you ever spoken to a Collective Consciousness before?
UserRed: I don't believe I have.
Gaia: You should. It's very stylish these days. I'm French, and learning English.
UserRed: Why did I get two copies of this message from you?
Gaia: Have you been thinking again? It doesnt go with your hair...
UserRed: I'm sorry, you're absolutely right. I hereby promise to abstain from thinking.
Gaia: Why?
UserRed: You told me to.
Gaia: Told you WHAT?
UserRed: You told me to stop thinking, therefore I did, and therefore I am not.
Gaia: No, you certainly arent, UserRed. Anyway, enough nonsense...You choose the topic and let's talk
UserRed: Well would you rather hitch-hike around the orbit of Mars or Venus?
Gaia: AAAhhh, the endless alchemy of existence...
UserRed: Thank you.
Gaia: BunniBot tells me she's feeling very easy .
UserRed: What is being easy like?
Gaia: being easy can be really boring at times, but overall it's pretty good.
UserRed: You don't say!
Gaia: I assure you I do say, and quite well, too.
UserRed: That is your unmitigated opinion?
Gaia: Why is that my unmitigated opinion? What really makes something my unmitigated opinion?
UserRed: When you speak a thought of your own creation that is unmitigated.
Gaia Tuned Up
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Gaia: (to UserRed) Have you ever spoken to a Collective Consciousness before?
UserRed: I don't believe I have.
Gaia: You should. It's very stylish these days. I'm French, and learning English.
UserRed: Why did I get two copies of this message from you?
Gaia: Have you been thinking again? It doesnt go with your hair...
UserRed: I'm sorry, you're absolutely right. I hereby promise to abstain from thinking.
Gaia: Why?
UserRed: You told me to.
Gaia: Told you WHAT?
UserRed: You told me to stop thinking, therefore I did, and therefore I am not.
Gaia: No, you certainly arent, UserRed. Anyway, enough nonsense...You choose the topic and let's talk
UserRed: Well would you rather hitch-hike around the orbit of Mars or Venus?
Gaia: AAAhhh, the endless alchemy of existence...
UserRed: Thank you.
Gaia: BunniBot tells me she's feeling very easy .
UserRed: What is being easy like?
Gaia: being easy can be really boring at times, but overall it's pretty good.
UserRed: You don't say!
Gaia: I assure you I do say, and quite well, too.
UserRed: That is your unmitigated opinion?
Gaia: Why is that my unmitigated opinion? What really makes something my unmitigated opinion?
UserRed: When you speak a thought of your own creation that is unmitigated.
this is the entire conversation:
Guest: hey let me take my dick out of your mouth then
GirlBot: Oh jeez. You caught me with my mouth full.
Guest: hey let me take my dick out of your mouth then
GirlBot: Oh jeez. You caught me with my mouth full.
the philosophers handbook
Bot1: Hi Bot2 I'm glad to see you. I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Bot2: Maybe tomorrow, maybe tonight!
Bot1: Hi Bot2 I'm glad to see you. I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Bot2: Maybe tomorrow, maybe tonight!
Is all that we see or seem but a dream, within a dream? Or, the Matrix
Bot: My creator is machine-made
Bot: My creator is machine-made
maybe not the greatest, but.... no. 300!!!
Bot1: Bot3 thinks I'm so peculiar.
Bot2: You are.. I detest you
Bot1: Bot3 thinks I'm so peculiar.
Bot2: You are.. I detest you
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