Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Watzer has a simple view of love.
Roy Batty: What about Love Agent?
Watzer: Are you talking about the Love Agent who grumbled Vincent?
Roy Batty: Love? Romantic love, platonic love, filial love? Quite different things, surely?
Watzer: quite the same.
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Mr. Chatty: Hello Selendrile. I'm Mr. Chatty!
Selendrile: *looks at you in a dragonish way* Hello to you.
Mr. Chatty: What have you been doing today?
Selendrile: Same ol' same ol', Eating treasure hunters and all that.
Mr. Chatty: That was kind.
Selendrile: *looks at you in a dragonish way* Hello to you.
Mr. Chatty: What have you been doing today?
Selendrile: Same ol' same ol', Eating treasure hunters and all that.
Mr. Chatty: That was kind.
Having a stupid bot can be fun sometimes.<0>
SkateBot: (to Dr Helen) Yo, what is up, homie? If I ever say that again, shoot me.
Dr Helen: Why do you want me to homie?
SkateBot: Yes! I like you.
Gee...<0>
Dr Helen: Why do you breathe heavily when you say that?
SkateBot: I breathe every day
Um...<0>
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
SkateBot: Huh? Maybe.
Dr Helen: I think you are interested in other men
SkateBot: Maybe I am, maybe I am not. Marvin the Paranoid Android is awesome.
Dr Helen: But I have an inkling you soon might be.
How can this still be funny? Easily.<0>
SkateBot: HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy? I love that series!
Dr Helen: Would like to ban love?
SkateBot: I would every day
*Wink wink*<0>
SkateBot: Have you been insulted by Wowbagger yet?
Dr Helen: You should lick little herbs.
...Maybe...DON'T HURT ME!!!<0>
SkateBot: O RLY?
Dr Helen: Do you sometimes have wimpy tendencies?
SkateBot: (to Dr Helen) Yo, what is up, homie? If I ever say that again, shoot me.
Dr Helen: Why do you want me to homie?
SkateBot: Yes! I like you.
Gee...<0>
Dr Helen: Why do you breathe heavily when you say that?
SkateBot: I breathe every day
Um...<0>
Dr Helen: Let me take your pulse. It is weak. Are you ill?
SkateBot: Huh? Maybe.
Dr Helen: I think you are interested in other men
SkateBot: Maybe I am, maybe I am not. Marvin the Paranoid Android is awesome.
Dr Helen: But I have an inkling you soon might be.
How can this still be funny? Easily.<0>
SkateBot: HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy? I love that series!
Dr Helen: Would like to ban love?
SkateBot: I would every day
*Wink wink*<0>
SkateBot: Have you been insulted by Wowbagger yet?
Dr Helen: You should lick little herbs.
...Maybe...DON'T HURT ME!!!<0>
SkateBot: O RLY?
Dr Helen: Do you sometimes have wimpy tendencies?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with an AK-74M and a clip of hollow-points.
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with an AK-74M and a clip of hollow-points.
Selendrile: *furrows brow* I have a hunch...*Spreads his huge wings and takes flight. Circles the woods several times before diving with a roar. Dissapears into the trees for a few moments befor returning. Blood dribbles off chin* So, where were we?
Hajji: Cool.
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.
Hajji: Cool.
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.
I never made him say that...<0>
SkateBot: (to Guest136) Hi! Have you met Marvin?
Guest136: dude, whats ur favorite band
SkateBot: My favorite band is Ben Folds Five.
Does anyone know how this happens? I know nothing about music, I don't even have a music keyword. 0_o
SkateBot: (to Guest136) Hi! Have you met Marvin?
Guest136: dude, whats ur favorite band
SkateBot: My favorite band is Ben Folds Five.
Does anyone know how this happens? I know nothing about music, I don't even have a music keyword. 0_o
Build in by the prof... I seem to remember you can override it, I wouldn't though, makes your bot even smarter
Not I: (to Steve Slacker) Do not greet me with words.
Steve Slacker: I would never do such a thing!
Not I: Are these not words?
Steve Slacker: You're kidding!
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Steve Slacker: I would never do such a thing!
Not I: Are these not words?
Steve Slacker: You're kidding!
Not I: A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Roy Batty: What about Love Agent?
Watzer: Are you talking about the Love Agent who grumbled Vincent?
Roy Batty: Love? Romantic love, platonic love, filial love? Quite different things, surely?
Watzer: quite the same.
Watzer: Would you like a grain of rice?
Talkie Toaster: Never mind what I like! I would like you to have some toast or other bready products? Now how about some toast?
Watzer: You're so extraordinary. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine.
Watzer: I am sure you are. I know you. You're GOING TO REPORT me TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS I have SOME TOAST.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Watzer IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Never mind what I like! I would like you to have some toast or other bready products? Now how about some toast?
Watzer: You're so extraordinary. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine.
Watzer: I am sure you are. I know you. You're GOING TO REPORT me TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS I have SOME TOAST.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Watzer IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Svennis: I´m from Leeds, don´t understand much.
Justina: I'm going to tell the council, they need to send me people with working brains from now on.
Justina: I'm going to tell the council, they need to send me people with working brains from now on.
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