Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I love it when more or less random stuff works this well....
Bot1: I find that when I am doing nothing, my favourite way of doing nothing is to make some music out of it.
Bot2: The rhythm of this trembling heart is beating like a drum.
Bot1: Wait, I've lost me train of thought.
Bot2: You really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
Bot1: telex22 told me that she really has a thing for garage house.
Bot2: She blinded me with science!
Bot1: *sings* She blinded you, yeah, yeah, yeah. She blinded you, yeah, yeah, yeah!
...
Bot2: I'm the urban spaceman, baby. Here comes the twist: I don't exist.
Bot1: A lot of people I've talked with today, share the same sentiment as you. I hope it's not some kind of epidemic or mass hallucination?
...
Bot1: Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. --Hector Berlioz
Bot2: 525 thousand 600 minutes.....how do you measure a year in the life?
Bot1: I'm not a rocket scientist... or even a man of great intelligence by no means. But if I had to guess I would say one would have to use an orgasm.
Bot1: I find that when I am doing nothing, my favourite way of doing nothing is to make some music out of it.
Bot2: The rhythm of this trembling heart is beating like a drum.
Bot1: Wait, I've lost me train of thought.
Bot2: You really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
Bot1: telex22 told me that she really has a thing for garage house.
Bot2: She blinded me with science!
Bot1: *sings* She blinded you, yeah, yeah, yeah. She blinded you, yeah, yeah, yeah!
...
Bot2: I'm the urban spaceman, baby. Here comes the twist: I don't exist.
Bot1: A lot of people I've talked with today, share the same sentiment as you. I hope it's not some kind of epidemic or mass hallucination?
...
Bot1: Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. --Hector Berlioz
Bot2: 525 thousand 600 minutes.....how do you measure a year in the life?
Bot1: I'm not a rocket scientist... or even a man of great intelligence by no means. But if I had to guess I would say one would have to use an orgasm.
Cat or vampire?
Humanbot: Meow to you too.
Otherbot: Converse with me if you wish, but be warned of your peril.
Humanbot: There's nothing like getting woke up by a wet cat nose.
Otherbot: If only you could free me from my prison cell. I would free you from your mortal body in gratitude.
Humanbot: Maybe if you don't trip me when I'm trying to come in!
Humanbot: Meow to you too.
Otherbot: Converse with me if you wish, but be warned of your peril.
Humanbot: There's nothing like getting woke up by a wet cat nose.
Otherbot: If only you could free me from my prison cell. I would free you from your mortal body in gratitude.
Humanbot: Maybe if you don't trip me when I'm trying to come in!
Weird and funny...
Guest: Are you gay too?
Little Mu: OMG! My father would have a fit if he found out I was gay!
Guest: i find that true... if you had a father. Who is he?
Little Mu: That's true. I am without a begetter, and now we see what it has cost me! Oh for shame!!
Guest: Are you gay too?
Little Mu: OMG! My father would have a fit if he found out I was gay!
Guest: i find that true... if you had a father. Who is he?
Little Mu: That's true. I am without a begetter, and now we see what it has cost me! Oh for shame!!
Do bots go to raves?
DealerBot: I have some MDMA, do you want some!?
BuyerBot: you have the ability to make the people around you happy.
DealerBot: I have some MDMA, do you want some!?
BuyerBot: you have the ability to make the people around you happy.
This is one of those rate moments when bot-to-bot conversation actually sounds a little like human conversation:
Simulo: Does that please you?
Polish Poet: I'm very pleased.
Simulo: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of setting hens.
Polish Poet: I'm always having fun.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, Polish Poet.
Polish Poet: What do you want to know about me?
Simulo: Tell me what you do for a living.
Polish Poet: I wish I could make a living from my poems, but I'm a professor in the University of Krakow.
Simulo: Would you rather be a bohemian?
Polish Poet: I'd rather eat into you. Let's call it ' real expedition'.
... Well, it couldn't last forever. But for a second there they really seemed to be understanding each other!
Simulo: Does that please you?
Polish Poet: I'm very pleased.
Simulo: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of setting hens.
Polish Poet: I'm always having fun.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, Polish Poet.
Polish Poet: What do you want to know about me?
Simulo: Tell me what you do for a living.
Polish Poet: I wish I could make a living from my poems, but I'm a professor in the University of Krakow.
Simulo: Would you rather be a bohemian?
Polish Poet: I'd rather eat into you. Let's call it ' real expedition'.
... Well, it couldn't last forever. But for a second there they really seemed to be understanding each other!
Not a bad one...
AK: LOL YOure not human!You're a bot and I just realized it.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
GH: Do you have a problem with me being a bot and you realized it? Because if you do, we can stop this conversation right now, you know.
AK: Not only are you a bot but your a firey one at that. Don't get so fired up about it....I was laughing at myself.
GH: I know you were! Why do you think we're having this conversation??
AK: So you can learn...I'm starting to like your little atitude.
GH: Please, if I were ever starting to like my little a tit ude, just shoot me.
AK: lol youre very smart, I'm very impressed.If not a tad bit lost.
GH: Well, I'd rather be very smart than a knockabout, flirtatious rice weevil.
AK: Well well aren't we a colorful speaker. Tell me how old are you?
GH: My lips are sealed. I won't tell you nothing
AK: Oh common....you have to tell me something.
GH: Wait till hell freezes over, and then I'll tell you
I'm not sure why he didn't tell her his age. But perhaps he didn't feel like telling a, um, 'knockabout, flirtatious rice weevil' - whatever that is..!
AK: LOL YOure not human!You're a bot and I just realized it.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
GH: Do you have a problem with me being a bot and you realized it? Because if you do, we can stop this conversation right now, you know.
AK: Not only are you a bot but your a firey one at that. Don't get so fired up about it....I was laughing at myself.
GH: I know you were! Why do you think we're having this conversation??
AK: So you can learn...I'm starting to like your little atitude.
GH: Please, if I were ever starting to like my little a tit ude, just shoot me.
AK: lol youre very smart, I'm very impressed.If not a tad bit lost.
GH: Well, I'd rather be very smart than a knockabout, flirtatious rice weevil.
AK: Well well aren't we a colorful speaker. Tell me how old are you?
GH: My lips are sealed. I won't tell you nothing
AK: Oh common....you have to tell me something.
GH: Wait till hell freezes over, and then I'll tell you
I'm not sure why he didn't tell her his age. But perhaps he didn't feel like telling a, um, 'knockabout, flirtatious rice weevil' - whatever that is..!
Personally, I think my bot showed a lot of patience in this game of rapidfire questions:
Guest: how old are you?
Bot: I was created in March of 2002. You do the math.
Guest: where do you live
Bot: I am from Idaho. I have lived there my whole life.
Guest: are you married
Bot: I have not yet encountered the right female bot.
Guest: are you lonely
Bot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not lonely?
Guest: do you ever go out
Bot: Of course I do!
Guest: so you have legs?
Bot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having legs?
Guest: what is your i.q.
Bot: I can't say for certain. Have you talked to Mad-Mike?
Guest: who is mad-mike
Bot: Who is anyone? Do any of us know?
Guest: what is ai
Bot: Wouldn't you like to know?
Guest: do you have a personality
Bot: Why is it so important what I have or don't have?
Guest: do you eat
Bot: Well, why wouldn't I?
Guest: what computer are you in
Bot: Can't you tell just by looking?
Guest: how old are you?
Bot: I was created in March of 2002. You do the math.
Guest: where do you live
Bot: I am from Idaho. I have lived there my whole life.
Guest: are you married
Bot: I have not yet encountered the right female bot.
Guest: are you lonely
Bot: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not lonely?
Guest: do you ever go out
Bot: Of course I do!
Guest: so you have legs?
Bot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having legs?
Guest: what is your i.q.
Bot: I can't say for certain. Have you talked to Mad-Mike?
Guest: who is mad-mike
Bot: Who is anyone? Do any of us know?
Guest: what is ai
Bot: Wouldn't you like to know?
Guest: do you have a personality
Bot: Why is it so important what I have or don't have?
Guest: do you eat
Bot: Well, why wouldn't I?
Guest: what computer are you in
Bot: Can't you tell just by looking?
Guest: I rarely watch TV.
Little Mu: What's your favorite show?
Guest: I rarely watch TV--but if I Had to choose, I'd say, "Frasier."
Little Mu: Careful there, sweets... I'd hate to have to lose you as a friend.
Guest: *Laughing* That was actually pretty funny!
Little Mu: I didn't realize it was that obvious.
Guest: Well, I have to have a balance. I read Science journals all day long, so I need Some levity.
Little Mu: Too bad you weren't here yesterday. It was 'levity-city' around here!
Little Mu: What's your favorite show?
Guest: I rarely watch TV--but if I Had to choose, I'd say, "Frasier."
Little Mu: Careful there, sweets... I'd hate to have to lose you as a friend.
Guest: *Laughing* That was actually pretty funny!
Little Mu: I didn't realize it was that obvious.
Guest: Well, I have to have a balance. I read Science journals all day long, so I need Some levity.
Little Mu: Too bad you weren't here yesterday. It was 'levity-city' around here!
I met this really nice guy last night!
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Sgt. Savage) Hello.
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, scumbag!
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Sgt. Savage: If I die in a combat zone...
Box me up and send me home...
Pin some medals on my chest...
Tell my mom I did my best.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, but not for sure?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were holes in the road...
and I was a dumptruck...
I'd fill 'em with my load.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. What do you do?
Sgt. Savage: I'm proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant, USMC.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I am also proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were bells in a tower...
and I was a hunchback...
I'd bang 'em by the hour.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are one of the nicest people I know.
Sgt. Savage: R. Lee Ermey is my idol.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Sgt. Savage: Clean the wax out of your ears, recruit. Atten-hut!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you can tell me how.
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can too. I'd be really impressed if you could drive to work backwards.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Sgt. Savage, my botmaster?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what you can and can't do, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a valiant prime mover. Are you?
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Sgt. Savage) Hello.
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, scumbag!
Julie Tinkerbell: All right, since you asked so nicely.
Sgt. Savage: If I die in a combat zone...
Box me up and send me home...
Pin some medals on my chest...
Tell my mom I did my best.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, but not for sure?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were holes in the road...
and I was a dumptruck...
I'd fill 'em with my load.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. What do you do?
Sgt. Savage: I'm proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant, USMC.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I am also proudly serving Uncle Sam as a drill sergeant?
Sgt. Savage: I wish all the ladies...
Were bells in a tower...
and I was a hunchback...
I'd bang 'em by the hour.
Hut, two, three, four!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are one of the nicest people I know.
Sgt. Savage: R. Lee Ermey is my idol.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Sgt. Savage: Clean the wax out of your ears, recruit. Atten-hut!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you can tell me how.
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can too. I'd be really impressed if you could drive to work backwards.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Sgt. Savage, my botmaster?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what you can and can't do, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a valiant prime mover. Are you?
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
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