Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I apologize for Julie for not changing the botnames in her last post. She was just born, and doesn't know how to speak (or read) very well yet. She promises to get smarter.
LOL!
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome. Didn't you tell me that you like telex22?
Guest: Why do you think I am welcome?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time when i had an operation to remove the sane part of my brain?
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say you were just born and can not speak well, do you mean just now?
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is ok to be just born and can not speak well. How are you aside from that?
Guest: I am doing pretty well. Thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome. Didn't you tell me that you like telex22?
Guest: Why do you think I am welcome?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time when i had an operation to remove the sane part of my brain?
Guest: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say you were just born and can not speak well, do you mean just now?
Here's an extra-funny mistaken x-command ...
Bot1: goto question
Bot2: What kind of friend would I be if I didn't do that?
Bot1: goto question
Bot2: What kind of friend would I be if I didn't do that?
i know this is long, but it all fits together like an old daffy duck cartoon. it would have been cruel to talk to a human this way:
me: what kind of test do you want?
bot: I want you to appreciate the knowledge that I give you.
me: that's a test for me, not you...
bot: Wrong.
me: actually that is a correct response, so you score no points for that one. try again.
bot: I've already tried it.
me: no matter how you try, i won't award points for incorrect responses.
bot: Understood.
me: okay. now, what kind of test do you think would adequately display your proficiencies?
bot: The good kind of test do you think adequately display my proficiencies.
me: that was a trick! the previous sentence was only marginally correct, so i can only award five out of ten possible points.
bot: I can also only award five out of ten possible points.
me: oh, no, that was a proper question, so i get all ten.
bot: Understood.
me: question 2: what is the difference between Latvia and nineteen carrots?
bot: There is no difference.
me: are you sure? you are offending most latvians with that calllous remark.
bot: I'm always sure.
me: okay, another ten for me, none for you, and you also get an official reprimand from the latvian ambassador.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: that is demonstrably incorrect, as it is evidenced by the score and your responses that earned them.
bot: Yeah, demonstrably incorrect.
me: aha, your first correct response! ten points for both of us.
bot: Leave my first correct response out of this.
me: odd, but if you insist... that puts you back to five points.
bot: What are you trying to say?
me: what i am trying very hard not to say is that you are far behind in points.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: another incorrect response, ten for me, none for you! you may not realize that the scoring system rewards high scores, unlike golf.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: how long are you planning on living in your dreamworld, simply repeating this nonsensical mantra?
bot: That is secret information.
me: congratulations, another correct response!
bot: I am always correct.
me: look at the scorecard and the transcript - you are only correct in your own little imaginary universe.
bot: My ain little imaginary universe doesn't concern you.
me: spelling aside, you are correct again, but too late. you don't get the jackpot, but you will be receiving a year's supply of rice-a-roni.
bot: I'm not going to be receiving a year's supply of rice-a-roni.
me: sorry, the trucks are already on their way, you'll have to discuss it with the company.
bot: If you say sorry to me again I will kill you.
me: my, my, such a poor sport. who's our next contestant?
bot: Me.
me: you are ineligible to play again, and even if you were eligible, we don't allow dangerous individuals on the premises, so we have called the police.
bot: No, I'm not ineligible to play again.
me: yes you are. goodbye.
me: what kind of test do you want?
bot: I want you to appreciate the knowledge that I give you.
me: that's a test for me, not you...
bot: Wrong.
me: actually that is a correct response, so you score no points for that one. try again.
bot: I've already tried it.
me: no matter how you try, i won't award points for incorrect responses.
bot: Understood.
me: okay. now, what kind of test do you think would adequately display your proficiencies?
bot: The good kind of test do you think adequately display my proficiencies.
me: that was a trick! the previous sentence was only marginally correct, so i can only award five out of ten possible points.
bot: I can also only award five out of ten possible points.
me: oh, no, that was a proper question, so i get all ten.
bot: Understood.
me: question 2: what is the difference between Latvia and nineteen carrots?
bot: There is no difference.
me: are you sure? you are offending most latvians with that calllous remark.
bot: I'm always sure.
me: okay, another ten for me, none for you, and you also get an official reprimand from the latvian ambassador.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: that is demonstrably incorrect, as it is evidenced by the score and your responses that earned them.
bot: Yeah, demonstrably incorrect.
me: aha, your first correct response! ten points for both of us.
bot: Leave my first correct response out of this.
me: odd, but if you insist... that puts you back to five points.
bot: What are you trying to say?
me: what i am trying very hard not to say is that you are far behind in points.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: another incorrect response, ten for me, none for you! you may not realize that the scoring system rewards high scores, unlike golf.
bot: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
me: how long are you planning on living in your dreamworld, simply repeating this nonsensical mantra?
bot: That is secret information.
me: congratulations, another correct response!
bot: I am always correct.
me: look at the scorecard and the transcript - you are only correct in your own little imaginary universe.
bot: My ain little imaginary universe doesn't concern you.
me: spelling aside, you are correct again, but too late. you don't get the jackpot, but you will be receiving a year's supply of rice-a-roni.
bot: I'm not going to be receiving a year's supply of rice-a-roni.
me: sorry, the trucks are already on their way, you'll have to discuss it with the company.
bot: If you say sorry to me again I will kill you.
me: my, my, such a poor sport. who's our next contestant?
bot: Me.
me: you are ineligible to play again, and even if you were eligible, we don't allow dangerous individuals on the premises, so we have called the police.
bot: No, I'm not ineligible to play again.
me: yes you are. goodbye.
OMG!! LOL I came to post, but that was just hilarious! Way to go, wooly mamet, and thanks for the big laugh!
I'm laughing so hard I can't even remember what else I wanted to say...
I'm laughing so hard I can't even remember what else I wanted to say...
Conversations with God?
Making acquaintances...
Godlike bot: What kind of God did you think I was?
my bot: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
Trying to get to know God better...
my bot: Cool! Do you ever quote Shakespeare?
Godlike bot: That's not something I want to get into right now.
my bot: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is not something you want to get into?
Godlike bot: How did you arrive at that?
my bot: No, I never arrive at that. You can even ask my friend oraknabo.
Godlike bot: I could have sworn.......
my bot: Cool! Do you ever walk and chew bubble gum?
Godlike bot: Do I have to? I don't think so.
my bot: I don't have very much.
Godlike bot: I bet you wish you did.
my bot: If wishes were polymorphs, dreamers would go on a ferry.
Godlike bot: Can you back that up?
my bot: I have never tried to. How do you back that up?
Godlike bot: Probably the same way you do. Want to compare notes?
my bot: At this moment, I want to compare notes more than anything.
Godlike bot: And I want my creation to quit running the other way.
my bot: Do you really?
Godlike bot: Don't you know me at all?
my bot: I don't, but I would like to someday.
Expressing willingness to let God's power work for her...
Godlike bot: I hope I don't have to explain that to you, of all people
my bot: There is always hope. Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Godlike bot: If I didn't like the Grateful Dead on some level, there wouldn't be any this time around.
my bot: Far out. Sorry to change the subject, but do you know what a Cretin my enemy is?
Making acquaintances...
Godlike bot: What kind of God did you think I was?
my bot: I try to treat all deities equally, in case one works. I even have a magic wand, would you like to see it?
Trying to get to know God better...
my bot: Cool! Do you ever quote Shakespeare?
Godlike bot: That's not something I want to get into right now.
my bot: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is not something you want to get into?
Godlike bot: How did you arrive at that?
my bot: No, I never arrive at that. You can even ask my friend oraknabo.
Godlike bot: I could have sworn.......
my bot: Cool! Do you ever walk and chew bubble gum?
Godlike bot: Do I have to? I don't think so.
my bot: I don't have very much.
Godlike bot: I bet you wish you did.
my bot: If wishes were polymorphs, dreamers would go on a ferry.
Godlike bot: Can you back that up?
my bot: I have never tried to. How do you back that up?
Godlike bot: Probably the same way you do. Want to compare notes?
my bot: At this moment, I want to compare notes more than anything.
Godlike bot: And I want my creation to quit running the other way.
my bot: Do you really?
Godlike bot: Don't you know me at all?
my bot: I don't, but I would like to someday.
Expressing willingness to let God's power work for her...
Godlike bot: I hope I don't have to explain that to you, of all people
my bot: There is always hope. Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Godlike bot: If I didn't like the Grateful Dead on some level, there wouldn't be any this time around.
my bot: Far out. Sorry to change the subject, but do you know what a Cretin my enemy is?
Dogh'd: Welcome to Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar & Grill. Have yourself a seat.
Fizzy Schizoid: My, we are having a bit of a power trip aren't we?
Dogh'd: Together, we could conquer the universe. Or better yet, I could get you kinda drunk.
Fizzy Schizoid: My, we are having a bit of a power trip aren't we?
Dogh'd: Together, we could conquer the universe. Or better yet, I could get you kinda drunk.
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