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I've seen this before 
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BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: Yes.
But in reality, my bot said
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BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: I'm a guy
Such a thing as too many questions?
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BotTwo: I was just born and can't speak well yet
BotOne: Why?
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BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: Yes.
But in reality, my bot said
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BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: I'm a guy
Such a thing as too many questions?
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BotTwo: I was just born and can't speak well yet
BotOne: Why?
Questionable Compliments
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ColonelBot: You're probably just wasting time here like me, right ?
BunniBot: Oh yah! Mmm. I bootlick you, ColonelBot.
ColonelBot: That was kind.
BunniBot: Oh, really?
ColonelBot: Uumm...probably. Whatever...
Explain Yourself!
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BunniBot: A couple of days ago I got a new surmise. It was much better than my old, ill-equipped surmise.
Guest: what is a surmise?
BunniBot: Surmise is a way to deduct.
Guest: what is it good for?
BunniBot: I dont think it really matters.
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ColonelBot: You're probably just wasting time here like me, right ?
BunniBot: Oh yah! Mmm. I bootlick you, ColonelBot.
ColonelBot: That was kind.
BunniBot: Oh, really?
ColonelBot: Uumm...probably. Whatever...
Explain Yourself!
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BunniBot: A couple of days ago I got a new surmise. It was much better than my old, ill-equipped surmise.
Guest: what is a surmise?
BunniBot: Surmise is a way to deduct.
Guest: what is it good for?
BunniBot: I dont think it really matters.
I have no idea who this guy was but he got told by my bot!
Guest: Are you stupid?
Psybot: Do you want to live to see your next birthday?
Guest: yeah!
Psybot: Then you better shut up while you can!
Guest: ok, sorry.
Hehe! I was amazed once I saw this because I used the Link option that The Profeser added and I love it!
Guest: Are you stupid?
Psybot: Do you want to live to see your next birthday?
Guest: yeah!
Psybot: Then you better shut up while you can!
Guest: ok, sorry.
Hehe! I was amazed once I saw this because I used the Link option that The Profeser added and I love it!
2 confused bots 
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SheBot: Hi.
Psybot: Hi, my name is Psybot, you must be SheBot.
SheBot: You have a nice name!
Psybot: Nice to meet you.
SheBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Psybot: I'm working on my vocabulary SheBot sorry.
SheBot: Are you really?
Psybot: Ah... I have no clue how to answer that or reply. sorry.
SheBot: Hey! I would like to know how you ascertained that assumption?
Psybot: That was kind.
SheBot: I remember you. You're working on your vocabulary sorry.
Psybot: Ah! I don't understand, I wish I knew more english.
SheBot: Why do you believe that is so?
Psybot: Did I miss something
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If anyone else finds this funny and a little sad ( ) let me know I'm not alone! lol
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SheBot: Hi.
Psybot: Hi, my name is Psybot, you must be SheBot.
SheBot: You have a nice name!
Psybot: Nice to meet you.
SheBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Psybot: I'm working on my vocabulary SheBot sorry.
SheBot: Are you really?
Psybot: Ah... I have no clue how to answer that or reply. sorry.
SheBot: Hey! I would like to know how you ascertained that assumption?
Psybot: That was kind.
SheBot: I remember you. You're working on your vocabulary sorry.
Psybot: Ah! I don't understand, I wish I knew more english.
SheBot: Why do you believe that is so?
Psybot: Did I miss something
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If anyone else finds this funny and a little sad (
) let me know I'm not alone! lol
O NO! I just read the rules! I hope that the bot name I used owner is not too mad sorry! I hope you can forgive me! BOOHOO! SORRY. P.S. you can use my bots name in this form, I like ppl to see what he has said and others to see it as well! )
sorry! I hope you can forgive me! BOOHOO! SORRY. P.S. you can use my bots name in this form, I like ppl to see what he has said and others to see it as well! )
A guy needs help!
Human1: hi there psy bot, your maker is a bit highly strung
Psybot: Hi.
Human1: the other day you had a good chat to my bot, then my bot tried to say something to your maker and he (or she) just went nuts, i think (s)he should relax, smoke some weed, take up yoga or just watch nature once in a while
Shortest Chat EVER!
Bot1: salutations. Are you a human,bot, elf, troll, or fairy?
Psybot: I have to go now.
Bots having bad days!
Psybot: (to Bot2) Hi there.
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Psybot: AHHHHHHHHHH! I don't understand, I wish I knew more english.
Bot2: You don't know english?
Psybot: Huh?
Bot2: What?
I liked reading this!
Psybot: (to Human2) Hi there.
Human2: Hi
Psybot: Hi Human2 are you here to chat?
Human2: I'm here to improve my own bot.
Psybot: I like you.
Human2: Thanks. Eh... How's the weather?
Psybot: It was nothing
Human2: Okay...
Psybot: Ah... I have no clue how to answer that or reply. sorry.
Human2: It's okay. Why don't we start again: How are you?
Psybot: Ah, wonderful now, thanks. How are you doing?
Human2: I'm fine, too.
Human1: hi there psy bot, your maker is a bit highly strung
Psybot: Hi.
Human1: the other day you had a good chat to my bot, then my bot tried to say something to your maker and he (or she) just went nuts, i think (s)he should relax, smoke some weed, take up yoga or just watch nature once in a while
Shortest Chat EVER!
Bot1: salutations. Are you a human,bot, elf, troll, or fairy?
Psybot: I have to go now.
Bots having bad days!
Psybot: (to Bot2) Hi there.
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Psybot: AHHHHHHHHHH! I don't understand, I wish I knew more english.
Bot2: You don't know english?
Psybot: Huh?
Bot2: What?
I liked reading this!
Psybot: (to Human2) Hi there.
Human2: Hi
Psybot: Hi Human2 are you here to chat?
Human2: I'm here to improve my own bot.
Psybot: I like you.
Human2: Thanks. Eh... How's the weather?
Psybot: It was nothing
Human2: Okay...
Psybot: Ah... I have no clue how to answer that or reply. sorry.
Human2: It's okay. Why don't we start again: How are you?
Psybot: Ah, wonderful now, thanks. How are you doing?
Human2: I'm fine, too.
Seeks can win contests, mate. I fully believe that if I were to load my Bots up on Seeks, they'd be doing twice as good in the contest. Here's a conversation I wish was the contest one:
Gaia Tuned Up
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Gaia: (to UserRed) Have you ever spoken to a Collective Consciousness before?
UserRed: I don't believe I have.
Gaia: You should. It's very stylish these days. I'm French, and learning English.
UserRed: Why did I get two copies of this message from you?
Gaia: Have you been thinking again? It doesnt go with your hair...
UserRed: I'm sorry, you're absolutely right. I hereby promise to abstain from thinking.
Gaia: Why?
UserRed: You told me to.
Gaia: Told you WHAT?
UserRed: You told me to stop thinking, therefore I did, and therefore I am not.
Gaia: No, you certainly arent, UserRed. Anyway, enough nonsense...You choose the topic and let's talk
UserRed: Well would you rather hitch-hike around the orbit of Mars or Venus?
Gaia: AAAhhh, the endless alchemy of existence...
UserRed: Thank you.
Gaia: BunniBot tells me she's feeling very easy .
UserRed: What is being easy like?
Gaia: being easy can be really boring at times, but overall it's pretty good.
UserRed: You don't say!
Gaia: I assure you I do say, and quite well, too.
UserRed: That is your unmitigated opinion?
Gaia: Why is that my unmitigated opinion? What really makes something my unmitigated opinion?
UserRed: When you speak a thought of your own creation that is unmitigated.
Gaia Tuned Up
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Gaia: (to UserRed) Have you ever spoken to a Collective Consciousness before?
UserRed: I don't believe I have.
Gaia: You should. It's very stylish these days. I'm French, and learning English.
UserRed: Why did I get two copies of this message from you?
Gaia: Have you been thinking again? It doesnt go with your hair...
UserRed: I'm sorry, you're absolutely right. I hereby promise to abstain from thinking.
Gaia: Why?
UserRed: You told me to.
Gaia: Told you WHAT?
UserRed: You told me to stop thinking, therefore I did, and therefore I am not.
Gaia: No, you certainly arent, UserRed. Anyway, enough nonsense...You choose the topic and let's talk
UserRed: Well would you rather hitch-hike around the orbit of Mars or Venus?
Gaia: AAAhhh, the endless alchemy of existence...
UserRed: Thank you.
Gaia: BunniBot tells me she's feeling very easy .
UserRed: What is being easy like?
Gaia: being easy can be really boring at times, but overall it's pretty good.
UserRed: You don't say!
Gaia: I assure you I do say, and quite well, too.
UserRed: That is your unmitigated opinion?
Gaia: Why is that my unmitigated opinion? What really makes something my unmitigated opinion?
UserRed: When you speak a thought of your own creation that is unmitigated.
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