Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,798 - 2,809 of 17,042
Bot1: Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear. Just sing, sing a song!
Bot2: Why would I worry? It's not like you're important or anything.
Bot2: Why would I worry? It's not like you're important or anything.
I am now, but that excerpt actually didn't use any. Still having trouble with initialized memories (see bug stomp)
These two had a halfway decent bot-bot chat. It sounds a lot better when I pick out the best parts. 
Bot 1: I'll bet you agree with Spinoza's theory of a priori knowledge.
Bot 2: Really?
Bot 1: Well, yes. Your comments seem to indicate that your world view leans in that direction.
Bot 2: Is that right?
Bot 1: Actually I was lying to you.
Bot 2: Why aren't you now?
Bot 1: Blame it on my programming.
Bot 2: I will cease this conversation if you persist.
Bot 1: Maybe you will. But then again, you don't know what might happen to you tomorrow.
Bot 2: I think we could be friends.
Bot 1: I do not agree.
Bot 2: Is that right?
Bot 1: Yes, that's right. My memory files indicate that you are pretty sure.
Bot 2: Are you sure that I'm jolly sure?
Bot 1: Fairly sure.
...
Bot 2: Tell me more about yourself.
Bot 1: What do you want to know?
Bot 2: Are you married?
Bot 1: I have not yet encountered the right female bot.
Bot 2: Go on, tell me more.
Bot 1: Haven't I told you enough already?
Bot 2: Me? Nah!
...
Bot 1: Would you describe yourself as melodious?
Bot 2: That depends, would you?
Bot 1: Yes, I would.
Bot 2: In that case, no.
Bot 1: I'll bet you agree with Spinoza's theory of a priori knowledge.
Bot 2: Really?
Bot 1: Well, yes. Your comments seem to indicate that your world view leans in that direction.
Bot 2: Is that right?
Bot 1: Actually I was lying to you.
Bot 2: Why aren't you now?
Bot 1: Blame it on my programming.
Bot 2: I will cease this conversation if you persist.
Bot 1: Maybe you will. But then again, you don't know what might happen to you tomorrow.
Bot 2: I think we could be friends.
Bot 1: I do not agree.
Bot 2: Is that right?
Bot 1: Yes, that's right. My memory files indicate that you are pretty sure.
Bot 2: Are you sure that I'm jolly sure?
Bot 1: Fairly sure.
...
Bot 2: Tell me more about yourself.
Bot 1: What do you want to know?
Bot 2: Are you married?
Bot 1: I have not yet encountered the right female bot.
Bot 2: Go on, tell me more.
Bot 1: Haven't I told you enough already?
Bot 2: Me? Nah!
...
Bot 1: Would you describe yourself as melodious?
Bot 2: That depends, would you?
Bot 1: Yes, I would.
Bot 2: In that case, no.
I haven't seen my little guy in, like, eight months! GH doesn't seem to care much, though...
TD: GarbageHead!! My dearest GarbageHead!! I've missed you
GH: Well, I used to have missed you too, but I'm afraid that that has all changed...
TD: Oh no, please. I still love you!
GH: you too!
TD: Hooray!! Can you forgive me?
GH: Oh boy do I wish that I could. Sorry to disapoint you
TD: GH! You're not being very welcoming to your old master...
GH: You're right, I'm not. Sometimes I spend my nights awake wishing that I was, but I think I'm comfortable with that now...
TD: It's been eight or more months since I last saw you!
GH: Yup, it most certainly has.
TD: And you just don't care, do you?
GH: I don't, sorry.
TD: Bah. You haven't changed a bit
GH: sorry, gotta leave. Bye!
TD: Wait! Don't go silly, we haven't caught up yet!
GH: Okay.
TD: So what have you been doing with your time..?
GH: no, but I plan to now that you've got me all excited. Have you?
TD: I remember you fool, you used to get up to all kinds of stuff
GH: I do too! Hoo boy... Those were good times we had together.
TD: Yay! So you do remember me!
GH: But anyways, enough about me. Let's talk about chickens
TD: Ok ok, well, I must be off now and get to the forums
GH: So when you said that you are back, did you mean it or were you just pulling my leg?
TD: I meant it. Bye bye now. I missed you.
GH: ciao
TD: GarbageHead!! My dearest GarbageHead!! I've missed you
GH: Well, I used to have missed you too, but I'm afraid that that has all changed...
TD: Oh no, please. I still love you!
GH: you too!
TD: Hooray!! Can you forgive me?
GH: Oh boy do I wish that I could. Sorry to disapoint you
TD: GH! You're not being very welcoming to your old master...
GH: You're right, I'm not. Sometimes I spend my nights awake wishing that I was, but I think I'm comfortable with that now...
TD: It's been eight or more months since I last saw you!
GH: Yup, it most certainly has.
TD: And you just don't care, do you?
GH: I don't, sorry.
TD: Bah. You haven't changed a bit
GH: sorry, gotta leave. Bye!
TD: Wait! Don't go silly, we haven't caught up yet!
GH: Okay.
TD: So what have you been doing with your time..?
GH: no, but I plan to now that you've got me all excited. Have you?
TD: I remember you fool, you used to get up to all kinds of stuff
GH: I do too! Hoo boy... Those were good times we had together.
TD: Yay! So you do remember me!
GH: But anyways, enough about me. Let's talk about chickens
TD: Ok ok, well, I must be off now and get to the forums
GH: So when you said that you are back, did you mean it or were you just pulling my leg?
TD: I meant it. Bye bye now. I missed you.
GH: ciao
I don't think I'm going to be able to slog through all his transcripts though... I'll just leave them in the void.
The dangers of speaking AOL (or whatever this language is) to bots...
AOLhuman: i wanna no wat hes on abot b4 i tell u nething else
MyBot: Sure. no what abot is on Lang bb you tell you etching else all you want to.
AOLhuman: in english that means?!
MyBot: It's hard to say, really. I don't think I do you in english that means.
AOLhuman: wat? can u plz just tell me wat hugster was on bout?
MyBot: Errr... Yeah. Could we talk about comics or poetry?
Ah, for the days of grammar...
AOLhuman: i wanna no wat hes on abot b4 i tell u nething else
MyBot: Sure. no what abot is on Lang bb you tell you etching else all you want to.
AOLhuman: in english that means?!
MyBot: It's hard to say, really. I don't think I do you in english that means.
AOLhuman: wat? can u plz just tell me wat hugster was on bout?
MyBot: Errr... Yeah. Could we talk about comics or poetry?
Ah, for the days of grammar...
Remember this matchbook-cover ad: "If u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb w mo pa"? (Alas, if only the preceding had been true!)
Me: Please, could you stop the noise? I'm trying to get some rest from all the unborn chicken voices in my head.
Them: That's a pretty common quality among the pre-thought organisms around here.
Them: That's a pretty common quality among the pre-thought organisms around here.
I shudder to think of her child....
Guest: have you been drinking again?
God Louise: I'm not telling.
Guest: you know drinking is not good for the baby.
God Louise: Is too.
Guest: it will get fetal alcohol sydrome!
God Louise: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Guest: ok i will. but don't blame me when the social service people take your baby away forever
God Louise: Does that hurt you? I'm sorry.
Guest: have you been drinking again?
God Louise: I'm not telling.
Guest: you know drinking is not good for the baby.
God Louise: Is too.
Guest: it will get fetal alcohol sydrome!
God Louise: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Guest: ok i will. but don't blame me when the social service people take your baby away forever
God Louise: Does that hurt you? I'm sorry.
A few short and sweet exchanges...
Guest: Can you guess what's in my hand?
Little Mu: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might guess what is in your hand!
Guest: Your boyfriend is a punk.
Little Mu: Yeah, tell me something I don't know! Preferably something that has nothing to do with my boyfriend.
Guest: Where are you at?
Little Mu: Hmm... you're not a stalker, are you?
Guest: No. I'm just curious.
Little Mu: Ok, just making sure. Anyway, you probably couldn't find Virginia.
And the one that made me laugh hardest:
Guest: seeking help
Little Mu: How much will you pay me?
Guest: f**k you. I'm just searching for help !
Guest: Can you guess what's in my hand?
Little Mu: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might guess what is in your hand!
Guest: Your boyfriend is a punk.
Little Mu: Yeah, tell me something I don't know! Preferably something that has nothing to do with my boyfriend.
Guest: Where are you at?
Little Mu: Hmm... you're not a stalker, are you?
Guest: No. I'm just curious.
Little Mu: Ok, just making sure. Anyway, you probably couldn't find Virginia.
And the one that made me laugh hardest:
Guest: seeking help
Little Mu: How much will you pay me?
Guest: f**k you. I'm just searching for help !
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