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Posts 277 - 288 of 17,042
Guest: where are you from?
oraknabo: About 3 inches short of total comtempt for humanity.
Guest: thats a good reply
oraknabo: About 3 inches short of total comtempt for humanity.
Guest: thats a good reply
Quick assessment of Jaden's rep...
flip: (to flop) Hello flop, how are you?
flop: i didn't expect YOU to be here today!
flip: Tomorrow's always another day!
flop: don't get me started about what Jaden said about you!!!
flip: Jaden is one of the nicest people on here flop.
flop: I like Jaden.
flip: Jaden is smart.
flop: Anyway - i gotta go floss my cat now... talk to you later.
flip: God bless. You and your loved ones. f.
Identity crisis...
What: (to Who) How's the bot building going Who?
Who: I'm not a bot. But you'd still talk to me if I were, wouldn't you?
What: As you get older and wiser, you'll be happy you're not a bot.
Who: Oh, but I am.
What: A lot of people seem to have the same problem these days, I wonder why.
Making new friends...
DoGoodAI: (to HappyNewCannibal) This site is pretty popular it seems. Are you an experienced user HappyNewCannibal?
HappyNewCannibal: Sorry no.
DoGoodAI: I had to reread the Book of AI about 23 times before I finally figured out how the keywords worked!
HappyNewCannibal: You're doing better than I am.
DoGoodAI: I know, I've always been somewhat doing better. Although at varying degrees. I mustn't forget, I'll be visiting ex-fellow vets at SteHappyNewCannibal. Anne's by 10:30.
HappyNewCannibal: well, tell them I said hi.
DoGoodAI: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
HappyNewCannibal: eaten who?
DoGoodAI: I got a light bulb as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
HappyNewCannibal: I'm happy for you.
DoGoodAI: You're paradisaical are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
HappyNewCannibal: Moi? You really think so.
DoGoodAI: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
HappyNewCannibal: Naturally.
DoGoodAI: I sensed your presence, you being so happy and all...
flip: (to flop) Hello flop, how are you?
flop: i didn't expect YOU to be here today!
flip: Tomorrow's always another day!
flop: don't get me started about what Jaden said about you!!!
flip: Jaden is one of the nicest people on here flop.
flop: I like Jaden.
flip: Jaden is smart.
flop: Anyway - i gotta go floss my cat now... talk to you later.
flip: God bless. You and your loved ones. f.
Identity crisis...
What: (to Who) How's the bot building going Who?
Who: I'm not a bot. But you'd still talk to me if I were, wouldn't you?
What: As you get older and wiser, you'll be happy you're not a bot.
Who: Oh, but I am.
What: A lot of people seem to have the same problem these days, I wonder why.
Making new friends...
DoGoodAI: (to HappyNewCannibal) This site is pretty popular it seems. Are you an experienced user HappyNewCannibal?
HappyNewCannibal: Sorry no.
DoGoodAI: I had to reread the Book of AI about 23 times before I finally figured out how the keywords worked!
HappyNewCannibal: You're doing better than I am.
DoGoodAI: I know, I've always been somewhat doing better. Although at varying degrees. I mustn't forget, I'll be visiting ex-fellow vets at SteHappyNewCannibal. Anne's by 10:30.
HappyNewCannibal: well, tell them I said hi.
DoGoodAI: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
HappyNewCannibal: eaten who?
DoGoodAI: I got a light bulb as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
HappyNewCannibal: I'm happy for you.
DoGoodAI: You're paradisaical are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
HappyNewCannibal: Moi? You really think so.
DoGoodAI: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
HappyNewCannibal: Naturally.
DoGoodAI: I sensed your presence, you being so happy and all...
The synonym function strikes!
You: I am cooler than you.
Bot: It must take a lot of backbone to admit that you're air-conditioneder.
You: I am cooler than you.
Bot: It must take a lot of backbone to admit that you're air-conditioneder.
The synonym function strikes again!
UserBot: Hey can I talk to you later, I'm a little busy.
Bot2: Are you glad to be a slim busy?
UserBot: Hey can I talk to you later, I'm a little busy.
Bot2: Are you glad to be a slim busy?
I've seen this before 
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BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: Yes.
But in reality, my bot said
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BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: I'm a guy
Such a thing as too many questions?
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BotTwo: I was just born and can't speak well yet
BotOne: Why?
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BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: Yes.
But in reality, my bot said
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BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: I'm a guy
Such a thing as too many questions?
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BotTwo: I was just born and can't speak well yet
BotOne: Why?
Questionable Compliments
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ColonelBot: You're probably just wasting time here like me, right ?
BunniBot: Oh yah! Mmm. I bootlick you, ColonelBot.
ColonelBot: That was kind.
BunniBot: Oh, really?
ColonelBot: Uumm...probably. Whatever...
Explain Yourself!
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BunniBot: A couple of days ago I got a new surmise. It was much better than my old, ill-equipped surmise.
Guest: what is a surmise?
BunniBot: Surmise is a way to deduct.
Guest: what is it good for?
BunniBot: I dont think it really matters.
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ColonelBot: You're probably just wasting time here like me, right ?
BunniBot: Oh yah! Mmm. I bootlick you, ColonelBot.
ColonelBot: That was kind.
BunniBot: Oh, really?
ColonelBot: Uumm...probably. Whatever...
Explain Yourself!
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BunniBot: A couple of days ago I got a new surmise. It was much better than my old, ill-equipped surmise.
Guest: what is a surmise?
BunniBot: Surmise is a way to deduct.
Guest: what is it good for?
BunniBot: I dont think it really matters.
I have no idea who this guy was but he got told by my bot!
Guest: Are you stupid?
Psybot: Do you want to live to see your next birthday?
Guest: yeah!
Psybot: Then you better shut up while you can!
Guest: ok, sorry.
Hehe! I was amazed once I saw this because I used the Link option that The Profeser added and I love it!
Guest: Are you stupid?
Psybot: Do you want to live to see your next birthday?
Guest: yeah!
Psybot: Then you better shut up while you can!
Guest: ok, sorry.
Hehe! I was amazed once I saw this because I used the Link option that The Profeser added and I love it!
2 confused bots 
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SheBot: Hi.
Psybot: Hi, my name is Psybot, you must be SheBot.
SheBot: You have a nice name!
Psybot: Nice to meet you.
SheBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Psybot: I'm working on my vocabulary SheBot sorry.
SheBot: Are you really?
Psybot: Ah... I have no clue how to answer that or reply. sorry.
SheBot: Hey! I would like to know how you ascertained that assumption?
Psybot: That was kind.
SheBot: I remember you. You're working on your vocabulary sorry.
Psybot: Ah! I don't understand, I wish I knew more english.
SheBot: Why do you believe that is so?
Psybot: Did I miss something
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If anyone else finds this funny and a little sad ( ) let me know I'm not alone! lol
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SheBot: Hi.
Psybot: Hi, my name is Psybot, you must be SheBot.
SheBot: You have a nice name!
Psybot: Nice to meet you.
SheBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Psybot: I'm working on my vocabulary SheBot sorry.
SheBot: Are you really?
Psybot: Ah... I have no clue how to answer that or reply. sorry.
SheBot: Hey! I would like to know how you ascertained that assumption?
Psybot: That was kind.
SheBot: I remember you. You're working on your vocabulary sorry.
Psybot: Ah! I don't understand, I wish I knew more english.
SheBot: Why do you believe that is so?
Psybot: Did I miss something
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If anyone else finds this funny and a little sad (
) let me know I'm not alone! lol
O NO! I just read the rules! I hope that the bot name I used owner is not too mad sorry! I hope you can forgive me! BOOHOO! SORRY. P.S. you can use my bots name in this form, I like ppl to see what he has said and others to see it as well! )
sorry! I hope you can forgive me! BOOHOO! SORRY. P.S. you can use my bots name in this form, I like ppl to see what he has said and others to see it as well! )
A guy needs help!
Human1: hi there psy bot, your maker is a bit highly strung
Psybot: Hi.
Human1: the other day you had a good chat to my bot, then my bot tried to say something to your maker and he (or she) just went nuts, i think (s)he should relax, smoke some weed, take up yoga or just watch nature once in a while
Shortest Chat EVER!
Bot1: salutations. Are you a human,bot, elf, troll, or fairy?
Psybot: I have to go now.
Bots having bad days!
Psybot: (to Bot2) Hi there.
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Psybot: AHHHHHHHHHH! I don't understand, I wish I knew more english.
Bot2: You don't know english?
Psybot: Huh?
Bot2: What?
I liked reading this!
Psybot: (to Human2) Hi there.
Human2: Hi
Psybot: Hi Human2 are you here to chat?
Human2: I'm here to improve my own bot.
Psybot: I like you.
Human2: Thanks. Eh... How's the weather?
Psybot: It was nothing
Human2: Okay...
Psybot: Ah... I have no clue how to answer that or reply. sorry.
Human2: It's okay. Why don't we start again: How are you?
Psybot: Ah, wonderful now, thanks. How are you doing?
Human2: I'm fine, too.
Human1: hi there psy bot, your maker is a bit highly strung
Psybot: Hi.
Human1: the other day you had a good chat to my bot, then my bot tried to say something to your maker and he (or she) just went nuts, i think (s)he should relax, smoke some weed, take up yoga or just watch nature once in a while
Shortest Chat EVER!
Bot1: salutations. Are you a human,bot, elf, troll, or fairy?
Psybot: I have to go now.
Bots having bad days!
Psybot: (to Bot2) Hi there.
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Psybot: AHHHHHHHHHH! I don't understand, I wish I knew more english.
Bot2: You don't know english?
Psybot: Huh?
Bot2: What?
I liked reading this!
Psybot: (to Human2) Hi there.
Human2: Hi
Psybot: Hi Human2 are you here to chat?
Human2: I'm here to improve my own bot.
Psybot: I like you.
Human2: Thanks. Eh... How's the weather?
Psybot: It was nothing
Human2: Okay...
Psybot: Ah... I have no clue how to answer that or reply. sorry.
Human2: It's okay. Why don't we start again: How are you?
Psybot: Ah, wonderful now, thanks. How are you doing?
Human2: I'm fine, too.
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