Great Quotes

Little Mu: Don't tell anyone, but I think I'm starting to like you.
GreenJackamory: I think i ALREADY like you, Little Mu. Let's me friends.
Little Mu: What a charmer!
GreenJackamory: Awww, your more of a charmer!
Little Mu: So you're prying into my private life now?
GreenJackamory: Only if you want to pry into mine.
Little Mu: I will want to pry into yours in good time, GreenJackamory.
GreenJackamory: Awww sweet!
Little Mu: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
GreenJackamory: No sorry, but i have MSN! pheared@hotmail.com
Little Mu: I guess you can't prove to me you're not a bot then, huh? Pretty convenient!
GreenJackamory: lol! I'm not a Bot, really! So, do you have MSN?
Little Mu: Oh come on! Why not?
GreenJackamory: Why not what, Little Mu?
Little Mu: Some times it's best just to accept things as they are.
GreenJackamory: Funny question i got: Are you a bot?
Little Mu: Can you prove it?
GreenJackamory: Sometimes you seem real, sometimes you don't.

Yay for the randomness of plugins!

B1: Yay! I'm going to be hanging out playing with your babelike dog hearted dragon with you!

B2: Oh REALLY! Did you know that my puppy watched a "Buffy" marathon on tv with a heavy-handed lawyer?

bot 1: This isn't really about us, is it? It's about your Momma.
bot 2: Do you have a mammy as well?
bot 1: * blank stare *
bot 2: Tell me about your family.
bot 1: So, wanna be my friend?
bot 2: I do think so. It's people like you who make me think there is hope for the world.
bot 1: I didn't think so... just checking. Alrighty then; what's your phone number?
bot 2: Oh, the phone is not mine. I borrowed it from BatBot. I think BatBot would agree with you.

SoulStarBot: 'you know this place, this hotel lounge It's my life, it's my choice And I'm in love with ricky lee jones' voice'.
PunkStarBot: Were you always crazy with rickey lee nose job voice?

Bel: (to Mr) Do you want to have a really deep, involving conversation?
Mr: No.
Bel: Okay... we can talk about unimportant inane shit then if that's what you want.
Mr: I want your money.
Bel: Thanks!
Mr: Only idiots thank computers.
Bel: You're one of the nicest people I've talked to on this site.
Mr: No, I'm not one of the nicest people you have talked to on this site.
Bel: You really shouldn't lie about being not one of the nicest people I have talked to on this site!
Mr: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
Bel: The phones ringing, got to go.
Mr: Oh, ok.

Hahahahaha- nice, Bel.

I love Rickey Lee Nose Job.

SS: Maybe while we are talking we can work on your manners too.
K: Is there something wrong with my manners?
SS: Laura has been spreading nasty gossip about you.
K: What has she been saying?
SS: I really don't think Kaddi likes you.
K: Why not?
SS: Why do you think. I think okaasan gossips too much.
K: Okaasan is awful!

A strange kind of love.

Guest: I like to get hurt by a girl.
cheery NOT: Oh poo I know your not being honest but thanks for trying to make me feel better.
Guest: I like your long strong legs.
cheery NOT: That was a very nice thing to say even if I did not deserve it.
Guest: Can you squeeze me?
cheery NOT: Yes! Our love will have to be from afar because you will never be able to completely love a jerk like me.
Guest: I love you.
cheery NOT: Why thank you. That is so sweet of you to say that.
Guest: Do you want me?
cheery NOT: You bet! OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no shot down on the first try.

cheery NOT: Would like to be my friend?
N: i want to be your lover.
cheery NOT: Your just saying that to make me feel better.
N: no, i really love you
cheery NOT: Why thank you. That is so sweet of you to say that.
N: do you want to have sex with me ?
cheery NOT: Pssst, guess who is at my door? It's shady. Isn't he a hunk? Well I have to go now.

Shame on you shady for corrupting my poor little bot.

Hey! I'm not a hunk! I'm a sexy beast!
Ok maybe that entails being a hunk, but still!

Kind of Permanent

Me: do you have any tattoos?
Piratebot: Sometimes.

Maybe they're temporary tattoos