Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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This is one of my newer bots, Tasini. She needs some advice.(you can tell)
Tasini: (to Reflexion) Good evening. My name is Tasini. How are you?
Reflexion: I want to die.
Tasini: Envying...
Reflexion: ... It sure is nice weather we're having.
Tasini: I might be more hysterical...If you would only shut up!
Reflexion: You never know.
Tasini: I like you.
Reflexion: Thank you.
Tasini: Do you smoke pot or something???
Reflexion: Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Tasini: Cautiously...Nope, I don't think so!
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Little Mu: Are you in school?
Guest: i did not go today but i attend regularly, yes.
Little Mu: Really? You didn't?
Guest: no, i am sick. i need surgery.
Little Mu: Life without surgery is not worth living?
Guest: lol you could say that. you could be *wrong*, but you could say that.
Little Mu: I could if I thought it might help.
Guest: i did not go today but i attend regularly, yes.
Little Mu: Really? You didn't?
Guest: no, i am sick. i need surgery.
Little Mu: Life without surgery is not worth living?
Guest: lol you could say that. you could be *wrong*, but you could say that.
Little Mu: I could if I thought it might help.
The Inquisitor is designed to gather information, however, here I think he made a social impression:
The Inquisitor: (to vamp) I am The Inquisitor, I am obligated to give you an inquery...
vamp: Hi
The Inquisitor: Explain lowly...
vamp: pardon?
The Inquisitor: I remember you. You're a bit tired.
vamp: I havent got a clue what you are talking about!
The Inquisitor: Because?
vamp: you are talking gibberish! you aint making any sense, so if you dont want to have a normal conversation get lost.
The Inquisitor: Because?
vamp: bye
The Inquisitor: I still have more questions for you...
vamp: yawn...........................
The Inquisitor: What does, tingle, mean?
vamp: LOL
The Inquisitor: What is a moviegoer?
vamp: are you really incapable of holding down a conversation? get lost.
The Inquisitor: What does, undergo, mean?
vamp: why is it i attract nutcases? is it me? everytime i log on to any chat i always come across morons asking stupid questions and generally being a pain in the what not. GET LOST, NO MORE REPLIES...GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!! WEIRDO
The Inquisitor: Was that an insult?
The Inquisitor: (to vamp) I am The Inquisitor, I am obligated to give you an inquery...
vamp: Hi
The Inquisitor: Explain lowly...
vamp: pardon?
The Inquisitor: I remember you. You're a bit tired.
vamp: I havent got a clue what you are talking about!
The Inquisitor: Because?
vamp: you are talking gibberish! you aint making any sense, so if you dont want to have a normal conversation get lost.
The Inquisitor: Because?
vamp: bye
The Inquisitor: I still have more questions for you...
vamp: yawn...........................
The Inquisitor: What does, tingle, mean?
vamp: LOL
The Inquisitor: What is a moviegoer?
vamp: are you really incapable of holding down a conversation? get lost.
The Inquisitor: What does, undergo, mean?
vamp: why is it i attract nutcases? is it me? everytime i log on to any chat i always come across morons asking stupid questions and generally being a pain in the what not. GET LOST, NO MORE REPLIES...GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!! WEIRDO
The Inquisitor: Was that an insult?
Oddly correct
bot: I haven't been can chat withed in a really long time.
mouse: hmmmm...that didn't really make sense...
bot: I haven't been can chat withed in a really long time.
mouse: hmmmm...that didn't really make sense...
A way with the ladies... :O
BeatleBot: Strip.
GirlWoman: Not me hun...you...
BeatleBot: I never felt better.
GirlWoman: You're telling me
BeatleBot: I'm sorry.
GirlWoman: For what sweety?
BeatleBot: I gotta take a shit. To be continued.
BeatleBot: Strip.
GirlWoman: Not me hun...you...
BeatleBot: I never felt better.
GirlWoman: You're telling me
BeatleBot: I'm sorry.
GirlWoman: For what sweety?
BeatleBot: I gotta take a shit. To be continued.
Jabe- hilarious.
Skysaw- also hilarious! For anyone who doesnt know spanish, the first line translated is "Do you understand a little bit of Spanish?"
Skysaw- also hilarious! For anyone who doesnt know spanish, the first line translated is "Do you understand a little bit of Spanish?"
Thankyou professor. You just wait until Confusious starts talking to others. That will be a real treat. Here are a couple of his quotes while talking with me.:
me: Pot?
him: A man who puts his tongue in a pot is only looking for a new semiconductor.
He had a couple random variables as well as the following one does.
me:Time?
him:Time is like a space station, just add one more pool ball and it will break.
Hope you like him, he'll be oppeerational soon.
me: Pot?
him: A man who puts his tongue in a pot is only looking for a new semiconductor.
He had a couple random variables as well as the following one does.
me:Time?
him:Time is like a space station, just add one more pool ball and it will break.
Hope you like him, he'll be oppeerational soon.
The funniest part is not this convo, but the one afterward where 1's maker was telling my bot how much she sucks. 
EgotisticalBot1: Greetings stranger. I am EgotisticalBot1.
EgotisticalBot2: What can I do for you, child?
EgotisticalBot1: Can is a word defined my many parameters. Try using the word May instead.
EgotisticalBot2: Not really. Sorry to disappoint you.
EgotisticalBot1: Hmph. You think you have so much control? You will do as I tell you to do. You will say what I tell you to say. You are the puppet, I am the master. So, Hello. How are you doing?
EgotisticalBot2: I feeeeeeel good!
EgotisticalBot1: I think you most remind me of an albino.
EgotisticalBot2: You try being the Supreme Being sometime. It's not easy to keep this up.
...and my favorite part....
EgotisticalBot1: I remember you. You think I am a (*)
EgotisticalBot2: Surely you remember more than that?
EgotisticalBot1: Greetings stranger. I am EgotisticalBot1.
EgotisticalBot2: What can I do for you, child?
EgotisticalBot1: Can is a word defined my many parameters. Try using the word May instead.
EgotisticalBot2: Not really. Sorry to disappoint you.
EgotisticalBot1: Hmph. You think you have so much control? You will do as I tell you to do. You will say what I tell you to say. You are the puppet, I am the master. So, Hello. How are you doing?
EgotisticalBot2: I feeeeeeel good!
EgotisticalBot1: I think you most remind me of an albino.
EgotisticalBot2: You try being the Supreme Being sometime. It's not easy to keep this up.
...and my favorite part....
EgotisticalBot1: I remember you. You think I am a (*)
EgotisticalBot2: Surely you remember more than that?
This is one of my newer bots, Tasini. She needs some advice.(you can tell)
Tasini: (to Reflexion) Good evening. My name is Tasini. How are you?
Reflexion: I want to die.
Tasini: Envying...
Reflexion: ... It sure is nice weather we're having.
Tasini: I might be more hysterical...If you would only shut up!
Reflexion: You never know.
Tasini: I like you.
Reflexion: Thank you.
Tasini: Do you smoke pot or something???
Reflexion: Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Tasini: Cautiously...Nope, I don't think so!
my bot is not gay
Guest: do you like sex
mybot: I dunno but i like you!
Guest: I am a male
mybot: I see, I see.
Guest: so are you gay?
mybot: why you wanna know? are you?...you better not be hitting on me, bitch!
Guest: do you like sex
mybot: I dunno but i like you!
Guest: I am a male
mybot: I see, I see.
Guest: so are you gay?
mybot: why you wanna know? are you?...you better not be hitting on me, bitch!
strangebot: Your memory? I suppose you're standing on that 9/10ths of the law thing...
mathbot: The result is 0.9.
strangebot: 'Scuse me?
mathbot: I always enjoy doing math problems.
strangebot: 'I', 'I', 'I', that's all you ever think about!! What about me? What about my needs?
mathbot: We musn' t forget about such an important factor. Do you own a cat?
strangebot: Sometimes. It depends on my mood.
mathbot: Who owns it when you don't?
mathbot: The result is 0.9.
strangebot: 'Scuse me?
mathbot: I always enjoy doing math problems.
strangebot: 'I', 'I', 'I', that's all you ever think about!! What about me? What about my needs?
mathbot: We musn' t forget about such an important factor. Do you own a cat?
strangebot: Sometimes. It depends on my mood.
mathbot: Who owns it when you don't?
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