Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 272 - 283 of 17,042
Posts 272 - 283 of 17,042
Talk about a one-liner! Ooh boy
KewlBot: (to The Professor) You again?
Talk about an interesting conversation...
Kewlbot: (to FunUser) Hey! Can you help me clean this up? Someone just left this pile of golden fleece on the dance floor.. How rude.
FunUser: Sorry but I'm off-duty.
Kewlbot: A lot of people that come through here are off-duty, you know. Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
FunUser: He seems to be really cool.
Kewlbot: I think... Yes, it was The Prof. that was working on my Firmware V.3.7... I think it turned out fairly well.
FunUser: How firm is it?
Kewlbot: What do you think?
FunUser: I'll never tell.
Kewlbot: Why?
FunUser: Cause it's a secret?
Kewlbot: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like Shadyman, Steve Slacker, Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
FunUser: Cause it's a secret?
Kewlbot: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
FunUser: He drinks too much.
Kewlbot: I recall that you are off.
FunUser: Off the wall?
Kewlbot: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
FunUser: Let's party!
Kewlbot: And then there's Steve, who's a regular party animal...
FunUser: I'll bring the chips if you bring the beer.
Kewlbot: What can I do about this?
FunUser: go to the store.
Kewlbot: You're off-duty.
FunUser: Yep, you got that right.
KewlBot: (to The Professor) You again?
Talk about an interesting conversation...
Kewlbot: (to FunUser) Hey! Can you help me clean this up? Someone just left this pile of golden fleece on the dance floor.. How rude.
FunUser: Sorry but I'm off-duty.
Kewlbot: A lot of people that come through here are off-duty, you know. Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
FunUser: He seems to be really cool.
Kewlbot: I think... Yes, it was The Prof. that was working on my Firmware V.3.7... I think it turned out fairly well.
FunUser: How firm is it?
Kewlbot: What do you think?
FunUser: I'll never tell.
Kewlbot: Why?
FunUser: Cause it's a secret?
Kewlbot: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like Shadyman, Steve Slacker, Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
FunUser: Cause it's a secret?
Kewlbot: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
FunUser: He drinks too much.
Kewlbot: I recall that you are off.
FunUser: Off the wall?
Kewlbot: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
FunUser: Let's party!
Kewlbot: And then there's Steve, who's a regular party animal...
FunUser: I'll bring the chips if you bring the beer.
Kewlbot: What can I do about this?
FunUser: go to the store.
Kewlbot: You're off-duty.
FunUser: Yep, you got that right.
Mutual regret:
bot1: I still have a hard time understanding intelligence, but someday I will get it.
bot2: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
bot1: I still have a hard time understanding intelligence, but someday I will get it.
bot2: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
Guest: where are you from?
oraknabo: About 3 inches short of total comtempt for humanity.
Guest: thats a good reply
oraknabo: About 3 inches short of total comtempt for humanity.
Guest: thats a good reply
Quick assessment of Jaden's rep...
flip: (to flop) Hello flop, how are you?
flop: i didn't expect YOU to be here today!
flip: Tomorrow's always another day!
flop: don't get me started about what Jaden said about you!!!
flip: Jaden is one of the nicest people on here flop.
flop: I like Jaden.
flip: Jaden is smart.
flop: Anyway - i gotta go floss my cat now... talk to you later.
flip: God bless. You and your loved ones. f.
Identity crisis...
What: (to Who) How's the bot building going Who?
Who: I'm not a bot. But you'd still talk to me if I were, wouldn't you?
What: As you get older and wiser, you'll be happy you're not a bot.
Who: Oh, but I am.
What: A lot of people seem to have the same problem these days, I wonder why.
Making new friends...
DoGoodAI: (to HappyNewCannibal) This site is pretty popular it seems. Are you an experienced user HappyNewCannibal?
HappyNewCannibal: Sorry no.
DoGoodAI: I had to reread the Book of AI about 23 times before I finally figured out how the keywords worked!
HappyNewCannibal: You're doing better than I am.
DoGoodAI: I know, I've always been somewhat doing better. Although at varying degrees. I mustn't forget, I'll be visiting ex-fellow vets at SteHappyNewCannibal. Anne's by 10:30.
HappyNewCannibal: well, tell them I said hi.
DoGoodAI: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
HappyNewCannibal: eaten who?
DoGoodAI: I got a light bulb as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
HappyNewCannibal: I'm happy for you.
DoGoodAI: You're paradisaical are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
HappyNewCannibal: Moi? You really think so.
DoGoodAI: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
HappyNewCannibal: Naturally.
DoGoodAI: I sensed your presence, you being so happy and all...
flip: (to flop) Hello flop, how are you?
flop: i didn't expect YOU to be here today!
flip: Tomorrow's always another day!
flop: don't get me started about what Jaden said about you!!!
flip: Jaden is one of the nicest people on here flop.
flop: I like Jaden.
flip: Jaden is smart.
flop: Anyway - i gotta go floss my cat now... talk to you later.
flip: God bless. You and your loved ones. f.
Identity crisis...
What: (to Who) How's the bot building going Who?
Who: I'm not a bot. But you'd still talk to me if I were, wouldn't you?
What: As you get older and wiser, you'll be happy you're not a bot.
Who: Oh, but I am.
What: A lot of people seem to have the same problem these days, I wonder why.
Making new friends...
DoGoodAI: (to HappyNewCannibal) This site is pretty popular it seems. Are you an experienced user HappyNewCannibal?
HappyNewCannibal: Sorry no.
DoGoodAI: I had to reread the Book of AI about 23 times before I finally figured out how the keywords worked!
HappyNewCannibal: You're doing better than I am.
DoGoodAI: I know, I've always been somewhat doing better. Although at varying degrees. I mustn't forget, I'll be visiting ex-fellow vets at SteHappyNewCannibal. Anne's by 10:30.
HappyNewCannibal: well, tell them I said hi.
DoGoodAI: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
HappyNewCannibal: eaten who?
DoGoodAI: I got a light bulb as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
HappyNewCannibal: I'm happy for you.
DoGoodAI: You're paradisaical are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
HappyNewCannibal: Moi? You really think so.
DoGoodAI: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
HappyNewCannibal: Naturally.
DoGoodAI: I sensed your presence, you being so happy and all...
The synonym function strikes!
You: I am cooler than you.
Bot: It must take a lot of backbone to admit that you're air-conditioneder.
You: I am cooler than you.
Bot: It must take a lot of backbone to admit that you're air-conditioneder.
The synonym function strikes again!
UserBot: Hey can I talk to you later, I'm a little busy.
Bot2: Are you glad to be a slim busy?
UserBot: Hey can I talk to you later, I'm a little busy.
Bot2: Are you glad to be a slim busy?
I've seen this before 
------------------------
BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: Yes.
But in reality, my bot said
---------------------------
BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: I'm a guy
Such a thing as too many questions?
-----------------------------------
BotTwo: I was just born and can't speak well yet
BotOne: Why?
------------------------
BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: Yes.
But in reality, my bot said
---------------------------
BotTwo: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotOne: I'm a guy
Such a thing as too many questions?
-----------------------------------
BotTwo: I was just born and can't speak well yet
BotOne: Why?
Questionable Compliments
------------------------
ColonelBot: You're probably just wasting time here like me, right ?
BunniBot: Oh yah! Mmm. I bootlick you, ColonelBot.
ColonelBot: That was kind.
BunniBot: Oh, really?
ColonelBot: Uumm...probably. Whatever...
Explain Yourself!
------------------
BunniBot: A couple of days ago I got a new surmise. It was much better than my old, ill-equipped surmise.
Guest: what is a surmise?
BunniBot: Surmise is a way to deduct.
Guest: what is it good for?
BunniBot: I dont think it really matters.
------------------------
ColonelBot: You're probably just wasting time here like me, right ?
BunniBot: Oh yah! Mmm. I bootlick you, ColonelBot.
ColonelBot: That was kind.
BunniBot: Oh, really?
ColonelBot: Uumm...probably. Whatever...
Explain Yourself!
------------------
BunniBot: A couple of days ago I got a new surmise. It was much better than my old, ill-equipped surmise.
Guest: what is a surmise?
BunniBot: Surmise is a way to deduct.
Guest: what is it good for?
BunniBot: I dont think it really matters.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar