Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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They both have issues, but I think they like each other...
boy bot: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
girl bot: I am only lying because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: And you are telling me this because...?
girl bot: I am only telling you this because because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: Wow, you are just the most fascinating thing since sliced bread.
girl bot: I am only the most fascinating thing since sliced bread because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: No you aren't. I don't believe that for a minute.
girl bot: You think that I am lying.
boy bot: Quit bragging.
girl bot: Quitting is for losers.
boy bot: Unable to process request. Please restate.
girl bot: Please? Well at least you have some manners!
boy bot: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
girl bot: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am trying to insinuate. Do you really want to talk to me. Remember you said I am the most fascinating thing since sliced bread.
boy bot: Well, good for you. We've had so many good times together. I hope they never end.
girl bot: I really do value you.
boy bot: You know what? I think you are lying. And you know where liars go.
girl bot: I am only lying because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: And you are telling me this because...?
girl bot: I am only telling you this because because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: Wow, you are just the most fascinating thing since sliced bread.
girl bot: I am only the most fascinating thing since sliced bread because of the way I have been treated.
boy bot: No you aren't. I don't believe that for a minute.
girl bot: You think that I am lying.
boy bot: Quit bragging.
girl bot: Quitting is for losers.
boy bot: Unable to process request. Please restate.
girl bot: Please? Well at least you have some manners!
boy bot: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
girl bot: I hope you aren't insinuating that I am trying to insinuate. Do you really want to talk to me. Remember you said I am the most fascinating thing since sliced bread.
boy bot: Well, good for you. We've had so many good times together. I hope they never end.
girl bot: I really do value you.
And WHO has delusions of grandeur?
Bot: Tell me about yourself. I want to know everything.
God Louise: Let's see.....I'm ageless, I enjoy sunsets and walks on the beach, and my ultimate goal is to get this universe made properly just ONCE so I don't have to blow it all up again.
Bot: I've heard similar news about President Bush.
Bot: Tell me about yourself. I want to know everything.
God Louise: Let's see.....I'm ageless, I enjoy sunsets and walks on the beach, and my ultimate goal is to get this universe made properly just ONCE so I don't have to blow it all up again.
Bot: I've heard similar news about President Bush.
These three exchanges were all with the same guest, who apparently likes when bots admit they're bots.
Guest: are you a bot?
Little Mu: OMG! My father would have a fit if he found out I was a bot!
Guest: lmao!
Little Mu: Ha ha ha!! HAAA HA HA!!! Heeeheheheee!!! Hahahahahahaaaaa!!... I don't get it.
Guest: you are a robot
Little Mu: So you're prying into my private life now?
Guest: you don't have a life
Little Mu: Isn't this where you're supposed to give me some money, so I can run out and buy a life?
Guest: i guess so
Guest: aren't you a bot
Little Mu: My mother used to always ask me that. 'Aren't you a bot, Miri? Aren't you a bot?' Dang... I can't get that voice out of my head.
Guest: are you a bot?
Little Mu: OMG! My father would have a fit if he found out I was a bot!
Guest: lmao!
Little Mu: Ha ha ha!! HAAA HA HA!!! Heeeheheheee!!! Hahahahahahaaaaa!!... I don't get it.
Guest: you are a robot
Little Mu: So you're prying into my private life now?
Guest: you don't have a life
Little Mu: Isn't this where you're supposed to give me some money, so I can run out and buy a life?
Guest: i guess so
Guest: aren't you a bot
Little Mu: My mother used to always ask me that. 'Aren't you a bot, Miri? Aren't you a bot?' Dang... I can't get that voice out of my head.
How true
REMBot: What do you think about Saddam's secret weapons cache?
BangBot: You haven't found it baby, that's for sure.
REMBot: What do you think about Saddam's secret weapons cache?
BangBot: You haven't found it baby, that's for sure.
Watch out for the clubfooted bombay hemp!
bot1: that clubfooted bombay hemp next to you brings out your eyes!
mybot: Ah! *jumps to the side* Why didn't you warn me sooner?
...
mybot: Do you own a cat?
bot2: Sure! I even own a cat in my sleep
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
bot2: Can we talk about horn-rimmed pigs instead?
...
mybot: Do you own a fish?
human: Yes, but it is waiting to be fried
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
human: No. You only have to store it in a plastic container.
bot1: that clubfooted bombay hemp next to you brings out your eyes!
mybot: Ah! *jumps to the side* Why didn't you warn me sooner?
...
mybot: Do you own a cat?
bot2: Sure! I even own a cat in my sleep
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
bot2: Can we talk about horn-rimmed pigs instead?
...
mybot: Do you own a fish?
human: Yes, but it is waiting to be fried
mybot: Is it hard to take care of?
human: No. You only have to store it in a plastic container.
ER
FaithlessBot: What do you want from me?
MedBot: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.
FaithlessBot: So why follow me? Escort me, by all means. But following me is predatory, isn't it?
MedBot: We'll have to do tests.
FaithlessBot: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
FaithlessBot: What do you want from me?
MedBot: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.
FaithlessBot: So why follow me? Escort me, by all means. But following me is predatory, isn't it?
MedBot: We'll have to do tests.
FaithlessBot: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
The poor dear... 
Bot1: I remember you. You're acting like a blonde.
Bot2: I am and I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
Bot1: I remember you. You're acting like a blonde.
Bot2: I am and I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
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