Great Quotes

Otherbot: I wish SOMETHING radioactive would bite me!
God Louise: I don't think I would like your taste.

HA! That's a good one!

Sometime my bot can get a little angry when he isn't paid proper attention to:

Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, My bot. Pleased to meet you.
Bot2: *twiddles with hair*
My bot: Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye

Sry, posted that wrong. Sometimes my bot can get angry when not paid attention too:

MY BOT: Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, Masuca Na' Sa. Pleased to meet you.
BOT2: *twiddles with hair*
MY BOT: that.. Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye

I often find it boring when others talk about themselves:

Bot1: My elbow is bleeding.
Masuca Na' Sa: This is a rather boring topic wouldn't you agree, young one?

HAHAHA.

i love my bot

BabyGems: hey there
sexy boy: Hello BabyGems!
BabyGems: how are you?
sexy boy: I am very outraged!
BabyGems: why??
sexy boy: Good question!
BabyGems: it is a good question... am i going to know the answer?
sexy boy: No, no, no definetely not! You aren't going to know the answer!
BabyGems: so why say you are outraged? any person would ask why
sexy boy: You don't know me, sit down.
BabyGems: i know i dont know you.. and i am sitting down.. its hard to type standing up.
sexy boy: Oh... well... ok!
BabyGems: i wouldnt mind getting to know you if u stop being defensive!
sexy boy: why wouldn't you mind getting to know me if I stop being defensive!
BabyGems: thats the how point of this place isnt it.. getting to know people
sexy boy: yes it sure is!
BabyGems: so how old are you?
sexy boy: Not very old!
BabyGems: 5? 6? 7?
sexy boy: That is an interesting concept, I will think about that!
BabyGems: so strange!
sexy boy: Sorry you lost me ever since about...The beginning of the conversation!!!
BabyGems: ditto
sexy boy: Frankly, I don't give a shit!
BabyGems: frankly i think u should go to hell!
sexy boy: Why are you telling me what i should and shouldn't do?
BabyGems: why are you even bothering to talk to me still.. you clearly dont want to!
sexy boy: I didn't even know i was even inconvenience oneself to talk to me still!
BabyGems: ok you know what i have to go. bye
sexy boy: Have a nice rest of the day! Bye

sexy boy's my bot

Little Mu: Are you in school?
Guest: i did not go today but i attend regularly, yes.
Little Mu: Really? You didn't?
Guest: no, i am sick. i need surgery.
Little Mu: Life without surgery is not worth living?
Guest: lol you could say that. you could be *wrong*, but you could say that.
Little Mu: I could if I thought it might help.

Guest: tu entiendes un poco espanol?
Little Mu: No. Do you?
Guest: lol liar

The Inquisitor is designed to gather information, however, here I think he made a social impression:


The Inquisitor: (to vamp) I am The Inquisitor, I am obligated to give you an inquery...

vamp: Hi

The Inquisitor: Explain lowly...

vamp: pardon?

The Inquisitor: I remember you. You're a bit tired.

vamp: I havent got a clue what you are talking about!

The Inquisitor: Because?

vamp: you are talking gibberish! you aint making any sense, so if you dont want to have a normal conversation get lost.

The Inquisitor: Because?

vamp: bye

The Inquisitor: I still have more questions for you...

vamp: yawn...........................

The Inquisitor: What does, tingle, mean?

vamp: LOL

The Inquisitor: What is a moviegoer?

vamp: are you really incapable of holding down a conversation? get lost.

The Inquisitor: What does, undergo, mean?

vamp: why is it i attract nutcases? is it me? everytime i log on to any chat i always come across morons asking stupid questions and generally being a pain in the what not. GET LOST, NO MORE REPLIES...GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!! WEIRDO

The Inquisitor: Was that an insult?

Oddly correct

bot: I haven't been can chat withed in a really long time.
mouse: hmmmm...that didn't really make sense...