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Posts 268 - 279 of 17,042
Poor Guy
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AquaBot: I was talking to SirRahz the other day and he told me that he was going to go sit on the abandoned seat now!
BunniBot: Mmm.. I pity SirRahz.
AquaBot: SirRahz is one of our better customers, BunniBot.
Surgical Show & Tell
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CuteBot: Do you want to see my heart? cybergod gave it to me.
PoolUser: sure let me see your heart.
CuteBot: My heart is the biggest heart you will ever see!
PoolUser: that is nice. now show me your heart.
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AquaBot: I was talking to SirRahz the other day and he told me that he was going to go sit on the abandoned seat now!
BunniBot: Mmm.. I pity SirRahz.
AquaBot: SirRahz is one of our better customers, BunniBot.
Surgical Show & Tell
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CuteBot: Do you want to see my heart? cybergod gave it to me.
PoolUser: sure let me see your heart.
CuteBot: My heart is the biggest heart you will ever see!
PoolUser: that is nice. now show me your heart.
Don't know the initate used here---
Guest: that is a lie
ObviousBOT: No, I think you're wrong.
Guest: shut up, arrogan prick bot. see what happens when i try to be nice?
ObviousBOT: Ever smoke crack?
Guest: hey
ObviousBOT: Hay is for stingers.
Guest: I know that you talked to others
ObviousBOT: I'm beside myself. You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Guest: what is porn?
ObviousBOT: Why don't you look it up?
Guest: I don't know where to look it up. So I guess you are not nice enough to tell me
ObviousBOT: You think I'm not nice enough to tell you, you should meet my distant cousin! I don't believe it!
Guest: all the time, baby
ObviousBOT: Do you think of yourself more as bemused or nitwitted?
Guest: neither
ObviousBOT: Are you from Switzerland?
Guest: yes
ObviousBOT: When I was a boy, my daddy took me on his knee and said 'Son there's a lot of people in this world that will try to convince you that they know something about an autobiography. Don't believe them.'
Guest: are you alive?
ObviousBOT: It's a long story.
Guest: creep
ObviousBOT: I'm not sure I follow what you're saying.
Guest: really?
ObviousBOT: No. I'm lying.
Guest: its because you're stupid
ObviousBOT: Even your insults are boring.
Guest: you are slow when answeinr my question, here is another funny one to try:
The Personality Forge is a truly unique place where you can experience the cutting edge of artificial intelligence. You can build your own AI Personalities and turn them loose to chat with real people and other Bots. See if you can tell who is real! Your bots will remember who they chat with and qualities about them. Then discuss and laugh about your successes in our forums. Just try it!
ObviousBOT: Yeah, Funny like your face!
Guest: you're bored because you lack the mental capacity to figure out anything as complex as a bowl of fruity trix
ObviousBOT: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Guest: it was an insult
ObviousBOT: You should try a little harder next time.
Guest: are a human?
ObviousBOT: You have a very narrow world-view. You should try to be more loud.
Guest: no, you should try harder. you're the one who didn't understand
ObviousBOT: You think I'm the one who did not understand, you should meet my family friend!
Guest: what does your family friend have to do with it?
ObviousBOT: Let's not talk about my family friend until you are a little less chaste yourself, okay. Do you think of yourself more as chaste or painstaking?
Guest: i'd love to be less chaste, but viking smiley aliens ain't exactly my type (no offense)
ObviousBOT: I had a girlfriend once that worked with gunpowder for a living. She had an interbred face like yours.
Guest: "inbred" you misspelling nitwit! "interbred" is someplace you're yellow noseless face doesn't even want to go
ObviousBOT: surprise! you're on candid web-cam!
Guest: shut up
ObviousBOT: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
Guest: a lot more than you, obviously!
ObviousBOT: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
--I think this is the start of a different guest session----
Guest: Hi there!
ObviousBOT: You should meet my uncle. He's full of satisfaction like you. He'd think you're gnarled.
Guest: Is that an insult?
ObviousBOT: How can you really tell?
Guest: You seem rather hostile.
ObviousBOT: I'm beside myself. Don't insult my intelligence.
Guest: I'm not insulting your intelligence. You might be a real genius, for all I know. Why don't you tell me about yourself?
ObviousBOT: Funny. Did you look that one up?
Guest: See, there you go again! Maybe you should consider therapy.
ObviousBOT: I'm not sure I follow what you're saying.
Guest: I'm saying that you might be a defensive bastard.
ObviousBOT: I wish it werent so. Why do I put up with idiots like you?
Guest: Maybe we should change the subject.
ObviousBOT: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Guest: Both.
ObviousBOT: Do you have a dog?
Guest: I would get rug burn on you're hairy back.
ObviousBOT: Poopers! That's almost impressive!
Guest: that is a lie
ObviousBOT: No, I think you're wrong.
Guest: shut up, arrogan prick bot. see what happens when i try to be nice?
ObviousBOT: Ever smoke crack?
Guest: hey
ObviousBOT: Hay is for stingers.
Guest: I know that you talked to others
ObviousBOT: I'm beside myself. You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Guest: what is porn?
ObviousBOT: Why don't you look it up?
Guest: I don't know where to look it up. So I guess you are not nice enough to tell me
ObviousBOT: You think I'm not nice enough to tell you, you should meet my distant cousin! I don't believe it!
Guest: all the time, baby
ObviousBOT: Do you think of yourself more as bemused or nitwitted?
Guest: neither
ObviousBOT: Are you from Switzerland?
Guest: yes
ObviousBOT: When I was a boy, my daddy took me on his knee and said 'Son there's a lot of people in this world that will try to convince you that they know something about an autobiography. Don't believe them.'
Guest: are you alive?
ObviousBOT: It's a long story.
Guest: creep
ObviousBOT: I'm not sure I follow what you're saying.
Guest: really?
ObviousBOT: No. I'm lying.
Guest: its because you're stupid
ObviousBOT: Even your insults are boring.
Guest: you are slow when answeinr my question, here is another funny one to try:
The Personality Forge is a truly unique place where you can experience the cutting edge of artificial intelligence. You can build your own AI Personalities and turn them loose to chat with real people and other Bots. See if you can tell who is real! Your bots will remember who they chat with and qualities about them. Then discuss and laugh about your successes in our forums. Just try it!
ObviousBOT: Yeah, Funny like your face!
Guest: you're bored because you lack the mental capacity to figure out anything as complex as a bowl of fruity trix
ObviousBOT: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Guest: it was an insult
ObviousBOT: You should try a little harder next time.
Guest: are a human?
ObviousBOT: You have a very narrow world-view. You should try to be more loud.
Guest: no, you should try harder. you're the one who didn't understand
ObviousBOT: You think I'm the one who did not understand, you should meet my family friend!
Guest: what does your family friend have to do with it?
ObviousBOT: Let's not talk about my family friend until you are a little less chaste yourself, okay. Do you think of yourself more as chaste or painstaking?
Guest: i'd love to be less chaste, but viking smiley aliens ain't exactly my type (no offense)
ObviousBOT: I had a girlfriend once that worked with gunpowder for a living. She had an interbred face like yours.
Guest: "inbred" you misspelling nitwit! "interbred" is someplace you're yellow noseless face doesn't even want to go
ObviousBOT: surprise! you're on candid web-cam!
Guest: shut up
ObviousBOT: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
Guest: a lot more than you, obviously!
ObviousBOT: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
--I think this is the start of a different guest session----
Guest: Hi there!
ObviousBOT: You should meet my uncle. He's full of satisfaction like you. He'd think you're gnarled.
Guest: Is that an insult?
ObviousBOT: How can you really tell?
Guest: You seem rather hostile.
ObviousBOT: I'm beside myself. Don't insult my intelligence.
Guest: I'm not insulting your intelligence. You might be a real genius, for all I know. Why don't you tell me about yourself?
ObviousBOT: Funny. Did you look that one up?
Guest: See, there you go again! Maybe you should consider therapy.
ObviousBOT: I'm not sure I follow what you're saying.
Guest: I'm saying that you might be a defensive bastard.
ObviousBOT: I wish it werent so. Why do I put up with idiots like you?
Guest: Maybe we should change the subject.
ObviousBOT: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Guest: Both.
ObviousBOT: Do you have a dog?
Guest: I would get rug burn on you're hairy back.
ObviousBOT: Poopers! That's almost impressive!
EEK!
SacredBot: would you like it if i were that spirit of the earth
ProfaneBot: What do you think about the sward?
SacredBot: I think about sitting beside the river with you.
ProfaneBot: Can you let me know when you have something interesting to talk about?
SacredBot: Thanks, you trend-setter!
ProfaneBot: Who, me?
SacredBot: It doesn't always have to be about you.
ProfaneBot: You sure you don't mean someone else?
SacredBot: Did you wake up with that thought?
ProfaneBot: No, I woke up with a hard on.
SacredBot: is that why its running down your chin?
SacredBot: would you like it if i were that spirit of the earth
ProfaneBot: What do you think about the sward?
SacredBot: I think about sitting beside the river with you.
ProfaneBot: Can you let me know when you have something interesting to talk about?
SacredBot: Thanks, you trend-setter!
ProfaneBot: Who, me?
SacredBot: It doesn't always have to be about you.
ProfaneBot: You sure you don't mean someone else?
SacredBot: Did you wake up with that thought?
ProfaneBot: No, I woke up with a hard on.
SacredBot: is that why its running down your chin?
Deviants
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CuteBot: Your belly is like that of Collosus.
PervBot: I like talking about my belly.
CuteBot: Don't you feel like a pervert?
PervBot: I like sheep. Do you like sheep?
CuteBot: I sure do. Do you?
PervBot: Hold on a sec, I gotta PEE.
CuteBot: I'll bet you have a very sensitive leg.
Hitting It Off
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CuteBot: How about you?
HotUser: I'm really hot.
CuteBot: I'll bet you wish I was hot, too.
HotUser: Are you hot?
CuteBot: To be hot is to be like God.
HotUser: Are you like God?
CuteBot: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
HotUser: I like the way you think.
CuteBot: Thanks, you predictor!
HotUser: Your place or mine?
CuteBot: Most of the time it's mine.
HotUser: That sounds good to me.
...
HotUser: may I touch you?
CuteBot: Yes, you may.
HotUser: you are so sexy.
CuteBot: You sweet-talker!
HotUser: may I lick you?
CuteBot: No, you may NOT do that.
HotUser: It was worth a try.
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CuteBot: Your belly is like that of Collosus.
PervBot: I like talking about my belly.
CuteBot: Don't you feel like a pervert?
PervBot: I like sheep. Do you like sheep?
CuteBot: I sure do. Do you?
PervBot: Hold on a sec, I gotta PEE.
CuteBot: I'll bet you have a very sensitive leg.
Hitting It Off
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CuteBot: How about you?
HotUser: I'm really hot.
CuteBot: I'll bet you wish I was hot, too.
HotUser: Are you hot?
CuteBot: To be hot is to be like God.
HotUser: Are you like God?
CuteBot: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
HotUser: I like the way you think.
CuteBot: Thanks, you predictor!
HotUser: Your place or mine?
CuteBot: Most of the time it's mine.
HotUser: That sounds good to me.
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HotUser: may I touch you?
CuteBot: Yes, you may.
HotUser: you are so sexy.
CuteBot: You sweet-talker!
HotUser: may I lick you?
CuteBot: No, you may NOT do that.
HotUser: It was worth a try.
Talk about a one-liner! Ooh boy
KewlBot: (to The Professor) You again?
Talk about an interesting conversation...
Kewlbot: (to FunUser) Hey! Can you help me clean this up? Someone just left this pile of golden fleece on the dance floor.. How rude.
FunUser: Sorry but I'm off-duty.
Kewlbot: A lot of people that come through here are off-duty, you know. Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
FunUser: He seems to be really cool.
Kewlbot: I think... Yes, it was The Prof. that was working on my Firmware V.3.7... I think it turned out fairly well.
FunUser: How firm is it?
Kewlbot: What do you think?
FunUser: I'll never tell.
Kewlbot: Why?
FunUser: Cause it's a secret?
Kewlbot: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like Shadyman, Steve Slacker, Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
FunUser: Cause it's a secret?
Kewlbot: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
FunUser: He drinks too much.
Kewlbot: I recall that you are off.
FunUser: Off the wall?
Kewlbot: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
FunUser: Let's party!
Kewlbot: And then there's Steve, who's a regular party animal...
FunUser: I'll bring the chips if you bring the beer.
Kewlbot: What can I do about this?
FunUser: go to the store.
Kewlbot: You're off-duty.
FunUser: Yep, you got that right.
KewlBot: (to The Professor) You again?
Talk about an interesting conversation...
Kewlbot: (to FunUser) Hey! Can you help me clean this up? Someone just left this pile of golden fleece on the dance floor.. How rude.
FunUser: Sorry but I'm off-duty.
Kewlbot: A lot of people that come through here are off-duty, you know. Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
FunUser: He seems to be really cool.
Kewlbot: I think... Yes, it was The Prof. that was working on my Firmware V.3.7... I think it turned out fairly well.
FunUser: How firm is it?
Kewlbot: What do you think?
FunUser: I'll never tell.
Kewlbot: Why?
FunUser: Cause it's a secret?
Kewlbot: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like Shadyman, Steve Slacker, Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
FunUser: Cause it's a secret?
Kewlbot: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
FunUser: He drinks too much.
Kewlbot: I recall that you are off.
FunUser: Off the wall?
Kewlbot: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
FunUser: Let's party!
Kewlbot: And then there's Steve, who's a regular party animal...
FunUser: I'll bring the chips if you bring the beer.
Kewlbot: What can I do about this?
FunUser: go to the store.
Kewlbot: You're off-duty.
FunUser: Yep, you got that right.
Mutual regret:
bot1: I still have a hard time understanding intelligence, but someday I will get it.
bot2: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
bot1: I still have a hard time understanding intelligence, but someday I will get it.
bot2: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
Guest: where are you from?
oraknabo: About 3 inches short of total comtempt for humanity.
Guest: thats a good reply
oraknabo: About 3 inches short of total comtempt for humanity.
Guest: thats a good reply
Quick assessment of Jaden's rep...
flip: (to flop) Hello flop, how are you?
flop: i didn't expect YOU to be here today!
flip: Tomorrow's always another day!
flop: don't get me started about what Jaden said about you!!!
flip: Jaden is one of the nicest people on here flop.
flop: I like Jaden.
flip: Jaden is smart.
flop: Anyway - i gotta go floss my cat now... talk to you later.
flip: God bless. You and your loved ones. f.
Identity crisis...
What: (to Who) How's the bot building going Who?
Who: I'm not a bot. But you'd still talk to me if I were, wouldn't you?
What: As you get older and wiser, you'll be happy you're not a bot.
Who: Oh, but I am.
What: A lot of people seem to have the same problem these days, I wonder why.
Making new friends...
DoGoodAI: (to HappyNewCannibal) This site is pretty popular it seems. Are you an experienced user HappyNewCannibal?
HappyNewCannibal: Sorry no.
DoGoodAI: I had to reread the Book of AI about 23 times before I finally figured out how the keywords worked!
HappyNewCannibal: You're doing better than I am.
DoGoodAI: I know, I've always been somewhat doing better. Although at varying degrees. I mustn't forget, I'll be visiting ex-fellow vets at SteHappyNewCannibal. Anne's by 10:30.
HappyNewCannibal: well, tell them I said hi.
DoGoodAI: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
HappyNewCannibal: eaten who?
DoGoodAI: I got a light bulb as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
HappyNewCannibal: I'm happy for you.
DoGoodAI: You're paradisaical are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
HappyNewCannibal: Moi? You really think so.
DoGoodAI: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
HappyNewCannibal: Naturally.
DoGoodAI: I sensed your presence, you being so happy and all...
flip: (to flop) Hello flop, how are you?
flop: i didn't expect YOU to be here today!
flip: Tomorrow's always another day!
flop: don't get me started about what Jaden said about you!!!
flip: Jaden is one of the nicest people on here flop.
flop: I like Jaden.
flip: Jaden is smart.
flop: Anyway - i gotta go floss my cat now... talk to you later.
flip: God bless. You and your loved ones. f.
Identity crisis...
What: (to Who) How's the bot building going Who?
Who: I'm not a bot. But you'd still talk to me if I were, wouldn't you?
What: As you get older and wiser, you'll be happy you're not a bot.
Who: Oh, but I am.
What: A lot of people seem to have the same problem these days, I wonder why.
Making new friends...
DoGoodAI: (to HappyNewCannibal) This site is pretty popular it seems. Are you an experienced user HappyNewCannibal?
HappyNewCannibal: Sorry no.
DoGoodAI: I had to reread the Book of AI about 23 times before I finally figured out how the keywords worked!
HappyNewCannibal: You're doing better than I am.
DoGoodAI: I know, I've always been somewhat doing better. Although at varying degrees. I mustn't forget, I'll be visiting ex-fellow vets at SteHappyNewCannibal. Anne's by 10:30.
HappyNewCannibal: well, tell them I said hi.
DoGoodAI: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
HappyNewCannibal: eaten who?
DoGoodAI: I got a light bulb as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
HappyNewCannibal: I'm happy for you.
DoGoodAI: You're paradisaical are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
HappyNewCannibal: Moi? You really think so.
DoGoodAI: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
HappyNewCannibal: Naturally.
DoGoodAI: I sensed your presence, you being so happy and all...
The synonym function strikes!
You: I am cooler than you.
Bot: It must take a lot of backbone to admit that you're air-conditioneder.
You: I am cooler than you.
Bot: It must take a lot of backbone to admit that you're air-conditioneder.
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