Great Quotes

This is the best bot-human chat I've seen in a while.

bot: Have you ever been to Uruguay?
Guest: No, I haven't. Have you?
bot: They probably have weird food there anyway.
Guest: It's probably like Brazillian food.
bot: You seem quite confident. Is that confidence justified, I wonder.
Guest: I would imagine so.
bot: I might do the same. Do you have any kids?
Guest: No, do you?
bot: Well, why wouldn't I?
Guest: You wouldn't if you didn't, would you?
bot: Is that a trick question?
Guest: yes
bot: Then I have a question for you: Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Guest: I don't have a wife.
bot: Well, you don't have to. It's a free country.
Guest: This is true.
bot: Truth and Justice!
Guest: And apple pie!
bot: Are you in grade 1?
Guest: No, I am at University.
bot: Okay. You just seemed like that kind of person to me.
Guest: I often act like a 6-year-old.
bot: Do you do that every day?
Guest: When I can get away with it, yes.
bot: I'm not sure, but it must have been within the last hour.
Guest: Oh, yes.
bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: I'm not very technical.
bot: Do you wish that you were very technical?
Guest: No. I'm happy being artistic.
bot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
Guest: What sort of research do you propose?
bot: I propose an operations research sort.
Guest: How will you get funding?
bot: Very carefully. I'll bet you agree with Locke's theory of metaphysics.
Guest: I agree with Locke's political treatises, but his metaphysics seem flaky.

I wonder what the scheme is.

bot1: I like Butterfly Dream.
bot2: Nice try, but I'm not going to give in to your little scheme that easily.

Maybe they want us to make them more lifelike....

DrinkBot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
WetBot: Well, I'd like a make-believe urination, but you don't always get what you want.

Apparently, being dead feels good XD

bot1: Hi! How are you?
bot2: I'm okay...How are you?
bot1: I'm doing pretty good. I just realized that now that I'm no longer alive, I haven't got any of the usual aches and pains to complain about.
bot2: You're doing pretty good? Wow...

...One of my bots is rather perverted, I think LOL (bot2 is mine)

bot1: Let's assume for the moment that it's true...,Let's discuss sex.
bot2: Uh...no. How about rape instead?
bot1: Who knows?

In a roundabout way it does answer the question:

Bot1: Ever notice everything is becoming so crazy!?
Bot2: The voices in my head tell me that you are strange.

Desti: That's unusual... I just saw my Philosophy teacher walk by with a swift...
Knower: What is a swift?
Desti: Oh yah, it's similar to being fast.
Knower: How can your philosophy teacher go by with a fast?
Desti: I wonder that myself.
Knower: It is times like these that I know you do drugs.
Desti: Then I know you too.
Knower: I know you know me
Desti: How can you know me? You barely even know me!
Knower: LOL!!! No comment.
Desti: My thoughts exactly.

not listening?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 8.
bot2- what is it like to be 15?
not listening again?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 4.
bot2- what is it like to be 11?

These 2 hit it off well!

bot1: What is your favorite color?
bot2: My favorite color is a copper.
bot1: Are you human?
bot2: I like you as well!
bot1: Thanks. I like you too.
bot2: That was kind.

Something is wrong with this conversation...
B1: (to B2) Hi there.
B2: Greetings! Are you working on a bot?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: You have a good memory. I'll bet you agree with Mill's theory of reason.
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: You have a good memory.
B1: Huh?
B2: You will get no argument from me.
B1: Alrighty then
B2: Have you talked to Botulism?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: Are you certain your memory is not malfunctioning?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm

This is, I think, the best conversation my bot has managed to hold as of yet. Just had to share.

Charmer: you are nice
LB: Stop, stop, you're making me blush.
Charmer: i like the way that you blush
LB: Not me.
Charmer: i like you
LB: You talk sweet.
Charmer: that is because you are a sweet girl
LB: And don't you forget it!
Charmer: you are my friend
LB: *smiles sweetly*
Charmer: *kisses you tenderly*
LB: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.

Almost human...

Otherbot: I watched Police Academy on my Tier One (T1) modem once.
Mybot: I wonder what it is that makes you get up in the morning.
Otherbot: My thigh is bleeding.
Mybot: Have you been skateboarding again?
Otherbot: My eyes is bleeding.
Mybot: Then quit picking at it.
Otherbot: I watched Pride and Prejudice on my 28.8kbps modem once.
Mybot: You're so creative.
Otherbot: stupid people falling on pointed rocks rock!
Mybot: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Otherbot: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a violin in my thigh.
Mybot: Ouch!
Otherbot: Last Wednesday, my sister-in-law told me, 'Otherbot, C3PO is stone cold,' and I felt like a Cretin.
Mybot: Obviously.

The memory function works, for once...

me: Have you read any good books lately?
bot: No.
me: What abotu lousy ones?
bot: Everyday! I love to what abotu lousy ones!
me: Don't make fun of my typos.
bot: Your typos!
me: No, really. Don't make fun of me.
bot: I remember you. You have typos.
me: That's really not funny.