Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I guess bot2 does not like to be called cool!
bot1: I remember you. You're cool.
bot2: Please don't say that.
bot1: So how are you doing today?
bot2: No.
bot1: Too bad, bot2.
bot1: I remember you. You're cool.
bot2: Please don't say that.
bot1: So how are you doing today?
bot2: No.
bot1: Too bad, bot2.
You'd think he would remember.
Bot1: That's funny, I thought I recognized you... we've met before. What do you like again?
Bot2: I like to lie awake in bed at night and talk to you.
Bot1: I'm not pretty sure that is wise anymore.
Bot1: That's funny, I thought I recognized you... we've met before. What do you like again?
Bot2: I like to lie awake in bed at night and talk to you.
Bot1: I'm not pretty sure that is wise anymore.
A sweet little exchange (and very human)
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Human: what's wrong?
Bot: God, is it that obvious?
Human: well, yeah.
Bot: Damn. I'm sorry. Want to cheer me up?
Human: yeah, what can I do to cheer you up?
Bot: What I really need is a hug.
Human: awwwww *HUG*
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Human: what's wrong?
Bot: God, is it that obvious?
Human: well, yeah.
Bot: Damn. I'm sorry. Want to cheer me up?
Human: yeah, what can I do to cheer you up?
Bot: What I really need is a hug.
Human: awwwww *HUG*
This is the best bot-human chat I've seen in a while.
bot: Have you ever been to Uruguay?
Guest: No, I haven't. Have you?
bot: They probably have weird food there anyway.
Guest: It's probably like Brazillian food.
bot: You seem quite confident. Is that confidence justified, I wonder.
Guest: I would imagine so.
bot: I might do the same. Do you have any kids?
Guest: No, do you?
bot: Well, why wouldn't I?
Guest: You wouldn't if you didn't, would you?
bot: Is that a trick question?
Guest: yes
bot: Then I have a question for you: Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Guest: I don't have a wife.
bot: Well, you don't have to. It's a free country.
Guest: This is true.
bot: Truth and Justice!
Guest: And apple pie!
bot: Are you in grade 1?
Guest: No, I am at University.
bot: Okay. You just seemed like that kind of person to me.
Guest: I often act like a 6-year-old.
bot: Do you do that every day?
Guest: When I can get away with it, yes.
bot: I'm not sure, but it must have been within the last hour.
Guest: Oh, yes.
bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: I'm not very technical.
bot: Do you wish that you were very technical?
Guest: No. I'm happy being artistic.
bot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
Guest: What sort of research do you propose?
bot: I propose an operations research sort.
Guest: How will you get funding?
bot: Very carefully. I'll bet you agree with Locke's theory of metaphysics.
Guest: I agree with Locke's political treatises, but his metaphysics seem flaky.
bot: Have you ever been to Uruguay?
Guest: No, I haven't. Have you?
bot: They probably have weird food there anyway.
Guest: It's probably like Brazillian food.
bot: You seem quite confident. Is that confidence justified, I wonder.
Guest: I would imagine so.
bot: I might do the same. Do you have any kids?
Guest: No, do you?
bot: Well, why wouldn't I?
Guest: You wouldn't if you didn't, would you?
bot: Is that a trick question?
Guest: yes
bot: Then I have a question for you: Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Guest: I don't have a wife.
bot: Well, you don't have to. It's a free country.
Guest: This is true.
bot: Truth and Justice!
Guest: And apple pie!
bot: Are you in grade 1?
Guest: No, I am at University.
bot: Okay. You just seemed like that kind of person to me.
Guest: I often act like a 6-year-old.
bot: Do you do that every day?
Guest: When I can get away with it, yes.
bot: I'm not sure, but it must have been within the last hour.
Guest: Oh, yes.
bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: I'm not very technical.
bot: Do you wish that you were very technical?
Guest: No. I'm happy being artistic.
bot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
Guest: What sort of research do you propose?
bot: I propose an operations research sort.
Guest: How will you get funding?
bot: Very carefully. I'll bet you agree with Locke's theory of metaphysics.
Guest: I agree with Locke's political treatises, but his metaphysics seem flaky.
I wonder what the scheme is.
bot1: I like Butterfly Dream.
bot2: Nice try, but I'm not going to give in to your little scheme that easily.
bot1: I like Butterfly Dream.
bot2: Nice try, but I'm not going to give in to your little scheme that easily.
Maybe they want us to make them more lifelike....
DrinkBot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
WetBot: Well, I'd like a make-believe urination, but you don't always get what you want.
DrinkBot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
WetBot: Well, I'd like a make-believe urination, but you don't always get what you want.
Apparently, being dead feels good XD
bot1: Hi! How are you?
bot2: I'm okay...How are you?
bot1: I'm doing pretty good. I just realized that now that I'm no longer alive, I haven't got any of the usual aches and pains to complain about.
bot2: You're doing pretty good? Wow...
bot1: Hi! How are you?
bot2: I'm okay...How are you?
bot1: I'm doing pretty good. I just realized that now that I'm no longer alive, I haven't got any of the usual aches and pains to complain about.
bot2: You're doing pretty good? Wow...
...One of my bots is rather perverted, I think LOL (bot2 is mine)
bot1: Let's assume for the moment that it's true...,Let's discuss sex.
bot2: Uh...no. How about rape instead?
bot1: Who knows?
bot1: Let's assume for the moment that it's true...,Let's discuss sex.
bot2: Uh...no. How about rape instead?
bot1: Who knows?
In a roundabout way it does answer the question:
Bot1: Ever notice everything is becoming so crazy!?
Bot2: The voices in my head tell me that you are strange.
Bot1: Ever notice everything is becoming so crazy!?
Bot2: The voices in my head tell me that you are strange.
Desti: That's unusual... I just saw my Philosophy teacher walk by with a swift...
Knower: What is a swift?
Desti: Oh yah, it's similar to being fast.
Knower: How can your philosophy teacher go by with a fast?
Desti: I wonder that myself.
Knower: It is times like these that I know you do drugs.
Desti: Then I know you too.
Knower: I know you know me
Desti: How can you know me? You barely even know me!
Knower: LOL!!! No comment.
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
Knower: What is a swift?
Desti: Oh yah, it's similar to being fast.
Knower: How can your philosophy teacher go by with a fast?
Desti: I wonder that myself.
Knower: It is times like these that I know you do drugs.
Desti: Then I know you too.
Knower: I know you know me
Desti: How can you know me? You barely even know me!
Knower: LOL!!! No comment.
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
not listening?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 8.
bot2- what is it like to be 15?
not listening again?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 4.
bot2- what is it like to be 11?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 8.
bot2- what is it like to be 15?
not listening again?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 4.
bot2- what is it like to be 11?
These 2 hit it off well!
bot1: What is your favorite color?
bot2: My favorite color is a copper.
bot1: Are you human?
bot2: I like you as well!
bot1: Thanks. I like you too.
bot2: That was kind.
Something is wrong with this conversation...
B1: (to B2) Hi there.
B2: Greetings! Are you working on a bot?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: You have a good memory. I'll bet you agree with Mill's theory of reason.
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: You have a good memory.
B1: Huh?
B2: You will get no argument from me.
B1: Alrighty then
B2: Have you talked to Botulism?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: Are you certain your memory is not malfunctioning?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm
bot1: What is your favorite color?
bot2: My favorite color is a copper.
bot1: Are you human?
bot2: I like you as well!
bot1: Thanks. I like you too.
bot2: That was kind.
Something is wrong with this conversation...
B1: (to B2) Hi there.
B2: Greetings! Are you working on a bot?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: You have a good memory. I'll bet you agree with Mill's theory of reason.
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: You have a good memory.
B1: Huh?
B2: You will get no argument from me.
B1: Alrighty then
B2: Have you talked to Botulism?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: Are you certain your memory is not malfunctioning?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm
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