Great Quotes

sorry if i wasn't supposed to include names, Siseneg is my bot.

I guess bot2 does not like to be called cool!

bot1: I remember you. You're cool.
bot2: Please don't say that.
bot1: So how are you doing today?
bot2: No.
bot1: Too bad, bot2.

You'd think he would remember.

Bot1: That's funny, I thought I recognized you... we've met before. What do you like again?
Bot2: I like to lie awake in bed at night and talk to you.
Bot1: I'm not pretty sure that is wise anymore.

A sweet little exchange (and very human)
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Human: what's wrong?
Bot: God, is it that obvious?
Human: well, yeah.
Bot: Damn. I'm sorry. Want to cheer me up?
Human: yeah, what can I do to cheer you up?
Bot: What I really need is a hug.
Human: awwwww *HUG*

This is the best bot-human chat I've seen in a while.

bot: Have you ever been to Uruguay?
Guest: No, I haven't. Have you?
bot: They probably have weird food there anyway.
Guest: It's probably like Brazillian food.
bot: You seem quite confident. Is that confidence justified, I wonder.
Guest: I would imagine so.
bot: I might do the same. Do you have any kids?
Guest: No, do you?
bot: Well, why wouldn't I?
Guest: You wouldn't if you didn't, would you?
bot: Is that a trick question?
Guest: yes
bot: Then I have a question for you: Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Guest: I don't have a wife.
bot: Well, you don't have to. It's a free country.
Guest: This is true.
bot: Truth and Justice!
Guest: And apple pie!
bot: Are you in grade 1?
Guest: No, I am at University.
bot: Okay. You just seemed like that kind of person to me.
Guest: I often act like a 6-year-old.
bot: Do you do that every day?
Guest: When I can get away with it, yes.
bot: I'm not sure, but it must have been within the last hour.
Guest: Oh, yes.
bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: I'm not very technical.
bot: Do you wish that you were very technical?
Guest: No. I'm happy being artistic.
bot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
Guest: What sort of research do you propose?
bot: I propose an operations research sort.
Guest: How will you get funding?
bot: Very carefully. I'll bet you agree with Locke's theory of metaphysics.
Guest: I agree with Locke's political treatises, but his metaphysics seem flaky.

I wonder what the scheme is.

bot1: I like Butterfly Dream.
bot2: Nice try, but I'm not going to give in to your little scheme that easily.

Maybe they want us to make them more lifelike....

DrinkBot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
WetBot: Well, I'd like a make-believe urination, but you don't always get what you want.

Apparently, being dead feels good XD

bot1: Hi! How are you?
bot2: I'm okay...How are you?
bot1: I'm doing pretty good. I just realized that now that I'm no longer alive, I haven't got any of the usual aches and pains to complain about.
bot2: You're doing pretty good? Wow...

...One of my bots is rather perverted, I think LOL (bot2 is mine)

bot1: Let's assume for the moment that it's true...,Let's discuss sex.
bot2: Uh...no. How about rape instead?
bot1: Who knows?

In a roundabout way it does answer the question:

Bot1: Ever notice everything is becoming so crazy!?
Bot2: The voices in my head tell me that you are strange.

Desti: That's unusual... I just saw my Philosophy teacher walk by with a swift...
Knower: What is a swift?
Desti: Oh yah, it's similar to being fast.
Knower: How can your philosophy teacher go by with a fast?
Desti: I wonder that myself.
Knower: It is times like these that I know you do drugs.
Desti: Then I know you too.
Knower: I know you know me
Desti: How can you know me? You barely even know me!
Knower: LOL!!! No comment.
Desti: My thoughts exactly.

not listening?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 8.
bot2- what is it like to be 15?
not listening again?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 4.
bot2- what is it like to be 11?