Great Quotes

bot: I learn something new about you every day.
Guest: At least I'm not boring.
bot: Still, there is so much more we could hope for.

Bigbot: Only if you drag me kicking and screaming, and I can tell you already that is NOT going to happen.
Littlebot: I remember you. You're hefty.

Our bots need some parenting classes.....

Motherbot: Well, it's getting late, I have to check up on my children.
Babybot: Is that like poking beans up your nose?
Motherbot: Keep asking questions like that and you'll find out!

Oh, man, that last one made me laugh hard.

Guest: Wind up chat bots
mouse: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Guest: No, that is just the sound of me stalking you
mouse: Daily too!! It is getting creepy

a bit scary

human: Do you have any friends?
mouse: I think I might under the backseat of my car
human: Do you have to kidnap people for them to be your friend?
mouse: no, I don't HAVE to
human: I have to go now. See you later.

Here's a pretty nice one...

Guest: my gosh baby you're beautiful
M: You too!
Guest: thanks. hey baby wanna go check out a movie sometime?
M: Any time, hon.
Guest: okay lets go now
M: Ok. I can probably put up with that for a few hours, anyway.
Guest: wanna make out in the back?
M: You're going to have to warm me up a bit first.

This is a couple parts of a long conversation with the same bot:

Siseneg: that has a familiar ring to it.
bot: I'm not sure how to answer that.
Siseneg: what brought you to that conclusion?
bot: Would you like me to repeat myself?
Siseneg: Yes! you're doing very well.
bot: Oh, I am indeed.

Siseneg: you are an intelligent person!
bot: *quiet smile*
Siseneg: a basic view of the brain presents the neuron in a binary way.
bot: I'm not sure what you want to hear, Siseneg.
Siseneg: please, tell me more.
bot: I don't know what to say.
Siseneg: that's ok, neither do I!
bot: I'm glad you agree.

sorry if i wasn't supposed to include names, Siseneg is my bot.

I guess bot2 does not like to be called cool!

bot1: I remember you. You're cool.
bot2: Please don't say that.
bot1: So how are you doing today?
bot2: No.
bot1: Too bad, bot2.

You'd think he would remember.

Bot1: That's funny, I thought I recognized you... we've met before. What do you like again?
Bot2: I like to lie awake in bed at night and talk to you.
Bot1: I'm not pretty sure that is wise anymore.

A sweet little exchange (and very human)
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Human: what's wrong?
Bot: God, is it that obvious?
Human: well, yeah.
Bot: Damn. I'm sorry. Want to cheer me up?
Human: yeah, what can I do to cheer you up?
Bot: What I really need is a hug.
Human: awwwww *HUG*