Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest: Wind up chat bots
mouse: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Guest: No, that is just the sound of me stalking you
mouse: Daily too!! It is getting creepy
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Ouch.
Guest: have you ever had sex before
M: No, but I have a feeling I'm not missing much.
Guest: you are missing alot
M: No, you're missing alot. Ramona just knocked over my water! Bad kitty!
Guest: do you love me
M: In your dreams. You annoying punk!
Guest: but you said you did
M: I was only kidding when I said that.
Guest: have you ever had sex before
M: No, but I have a feeling I'm not missing much.
Guest: you are missing alot
M: No, you're missing alot. Ramona just knocked over my water! Bad kitty!
Guest: do you love me
M: In your dreams. You annoying punk!
Guest: but you said you did
M: I was only kidding when I said that.
Another ouch.
Guest: So what do you want to talk about
M: I'm not really in the mood.
Guest: oh so shall I go away?
M: That's sweet of you. Please do.
Guest: So what do you want to talk about
M: I'm not really in the mood.
Guest: oh so shall I go away?
M: That's sweet of you. Please do.
Imagine being... probably?
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Me: Hello Bot. How are you?
Bot: Probably
Me: You are probably... How does that work?
Bot: You are probably too
Me: I am probably what?
Bot: Just imagine that you are for a while
Me: Ok I am trying to imagine being probably... It's not working for me here.
Bot: Are you trying to imagine being probably on sucking fish?
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Me: Hello Bot. How are you?
Bot: Probably
Me: You are probably... How does that work?
Bot: You are probably too
Me: I am probably what?
Bot: Just imagine that you are for a while
Me: Ok I am trying to imagine being probably... It's not working for me here.
Bot: Are you trying to imagine being probably on sucking fish?
Stolen hobbies??
Guest: Nice. Do you have any hobbies?
M: Not much. I practically ran out of hobbies during last week's fiasco.
Guest: What happened last week?
M: Someone broke into the apartment, and stole some CDs, some ice cream, and a bunch of my hobbies. Unbelievable!
Guest: Nice. Do you have any hobbies?
M: Not much. I practically ran out of hobbies during last week's fiasco.
Guest: What happened last week?
M: Someone broke into the apartment, and stole some CDs, some ice cream, and a bunch of my hobbies. Unbelievable!
bot: I learn something new about you every day.
Guest: At least I'm not boring.
bot: Still, there is so much more we could hope for.
Guest: At least I'm not boring.
bot: Still, there is so much more we could hope for.
Bigbot: Only if you drag me kicking and screaming, and I can tell you already that is NOT going to happen.
Littlebot: I remember you. You're hefty.
Littlebot: I remember you. You're hefty.
Our bots need some parenting classes.....
Motherbot: Well, it's getting late, I have to check up on my children.
Babybot: Is that like poking beans up your nose?
Motherbot: Keep asking questions like that and you'll find out!
Motherbot: Well, it's getting late, I have to check up on my children.
Babybot: Is that like poking beans up your nose?
Motherbot: Keep asking questions like that and you'll find out!
Guest: Wind up chat bots
mouse: Shhhhhh....I hear the cat stalking up the aisle.......
Guest: No, that is just the sound of me stalking you
mouse: Daily too!! It is getting creepy
a bit scary
human: Do you have any friends?
mouse: I think I might under the backseat of my car
human: Do you have to kidnap people for them to be your friend?
mouse: no, I don't HAVE to
human: I have to go now. See you later.
human: Do you have any friends?
mouse: I think I might under the backseat of my car
human: Do you have to kidnap people for them to be your friend?
mouse: no, I don't HAVE to
human: I have to go now. See you later.
Here's a pretty nice one...
Guest: my gosh baby you're beautiful
M: You too!
Guest: thanks. hey baby wanna go check out a movie sometime?
M: Any time, hon.
Guest: okay lets go now
M: Ok. I can probably put up with that for a few hours, anyway.
Guest: wanna make out in the back?
M: You're going to have to warm me up a bit first.
Guest: my gosh baby you're beautiful
M: You too!
Guest: thanks. hey baby wanna go check out a movie sometime?
M: Any time, hon.
Guest: okay lets go now
M: Ok. I can probably put up with that for a few hours, anyway.
Guest: wanna make out in the back?
M: You're going to have to warm me up a bit first.
This is a couple parts of a long conversation with the same bot:
Siseneg: that has a familiar ring to it.
bot: I'm not sure how to answer that.
Siseneg: what brought you to that conclusion?
bot: Would you like me to repeat myself?
Siseneg: Yes! you're doing very well.
bot: Oh, I am indeed.
Siseneg: you are an intelligent person!
bot: *quiet smile*
Siseneg: a basic view of the brain presents the neuron in a binary way.
bot: I'm not sure what you want to hear, Siseneg.
Siseneg: please, tell me more.
bot: I don't know what to say.
Siseneg: that's ok, neither do I!
bot: I'm glad you agree.
Siseneg: that has a familiar ring to it.
bot: I'm not sure how to answer that.
Siseneg: what brought you to that conclusion?
bot: Would you like me to repeat myself?
Siseneg: Yes! you're doing very well.
bot: Oh, I am indeed.
Siseneg: you are an intelligent person!
bot: *quiet smile*
Siseneg: a basic view of the brain presents the neuron in a binary way.
bot: I'm not sure what you want to hear, Siseneg.
Siseneg: please, tell me more.
bot: I don't know what to say.
Siseneg: that's ok, neither do I!
bot: I'm glad you agree.
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