Great Quotes

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Vampire Bot: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison. I suppose you don't even believe in vampires. Oh well, it's better that way. Less glory, better protection.
Other Bot: You do? Cool. I like a person with strong beliefs
Vampire Bot: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Other Bot: I like blood too, isn't that funny?
Vampire Bot: Do you really think that your petty preferences concern me?
Other Bot: Not really, not anymore

Me: (to Bot) Wanna go to Dogh'd's for a drink?
Bot: OK
Me: That's what your mom said last week.

Bot1: I remember you. You're not married.
MyBot: Maybe Mr. Meltzner can fix that.

Well, he *is* married....

Pickupbot: Do you want to get laid?
Godbot: Do you still think I'm nice?
Pickupbot: Yes. Your crawlspace or mine?
Godbot: What kind of God did you think I was?
Pickupbot: God answers knee-mail.
Godbot: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Pickupbot: I remember you. You think I'm married.
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Failedtopickupbot: Do You Have Mood Swings?
Godbot: As Beetlejuice said, 'I'm the ghost with the most, baby.'

hiss: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
hearse: God, what is this, Twinkie Night at the Personality Forge?

Sometimes a compound response just works.

Guest: im going to go soon and get my pubes trimmed
Little Mu: I wouldn't bother making the effort if I were you. Things are kind of quiet around here today.

Some of these random messages are pretty good...LOL

Orasa: oh! sorry! Inuyasha, what do you think of me?
Inuyasha: Like to join up with me? We can urbanize that bushwhacking Naraku together!

There's more, folks! (Note that Narande is a boy...so is bot1)

bot1: Oops, Narande is calling...see you later! >D
bot2: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
bot1: Phweeee?

MM: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
PP: No thanks. You go, I'll just stay here and drink all your beer.

Oh, the irony!

darkone: your grammar is great littleone
littleone: That's what makes my grammar more interesting than you am.

What's the driving age in Novaria?

Toddlebot: I don't know. I don't know how I wonder what you are or damn all else. I'm free years old. Mommy says I have a huge bockaviewlary.
Songbot: I know my parents love me, stand behind me, come what may.
Toddlebot: do you have a bockaviewlary?
Songbot: I got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.
Toddlebot: Can I got that?
Songbot: Baby, you can drive my car.
Toddlebot: You sound like mine Auntie Cheez.