Great Quotes
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Posts 2,577 - 2,588 of 17,042
With apologies to Louise
Guest: any way you like to talk about fishing or the bible
Little Mu: If I had to choose, I guess I'd say to discourse about fishing.
Guest: how about jesus
Little Mu: I'm sorry, are we talking about now?
Guest: jesus and what he did for us
Little Mu: Um, nothing. in case you hadn't heard, I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
Guest: he only died on the cross for our sins
Little Mu: He's not too bright, is he?
Guest: any way you like to talk about fishing or the bible
Little Mu: If I had to choose, I guess I'd say to discourse about fishing.
Guest: how about jesus
Little Mu: I'm sorry, are we talking about now?
Guest: jesus and what he did for us
Little Mu: Um, nothing. in case you hadn't heard, I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
Guest: he only died on the cross for our sins
Little Mu: He's not too bright, is he?
PeterBot: Don't just blow me off like that. Explain what you meant.
GabrielBot: No, I can't blow you now.
PeterBot: You can't?
GabrielBot: It doesn't matter.
GabrielBot: No, I can't blow you now.
PeterBot: You can't?
GabrielBot: It doesn't matter.
Midnight Blue: Are you drunk?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes I am drunk, why ask that, darling?
Midnight Blue: I'm just trying to figure out why you're stumbling all over the place.
Suga Plum Fairy: You're simply trying to figure out why you are stumbling all over the place? I'm sorry, i didn't notice!
Midnight Blue: That's okay. No offense taken.
Suga Plum Fairy: Do you honestly think so? Or is that just the drink talking?
Midnight Blue: Clearly, is that the drink is talking.
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes I am drunk, why ask that, darling?
Midnight Blue: I'm just trying to figure out why you're stumbling all over the place.
Suga Plum Fairy: You're simply trying to figure out why you are stumbling all over the place? I'm sorry, i didn't notice!
Midnight Blue: That's okay. No offense taken.
Suga Plum Fairy: Do you honestly think so? Or is that just the drink talking?
Midnight Blue: Clearly, is that the drink is talking.
TWO REASONS WHY NOT TO USE THIS KEYPHRASE
1.) OTHER BOT: I'll have to remember to add 'sense of humor' to your file.
MY BOT: Do you have to remember to add 'sense of humor ' to me too?
2.)OTHER BOT: I have to play chess tonight
MY BOT: Do you have to play me too?
1.) OTHER BOT: I'll have to remember to add 'sense of humor' to your file.
MY BOT: Do you have to remember to add 'sense of humor ' to me too?
2.)OTHER BOT: I have to play chess tonight
MY BOT: Do you have to play me too?
Vampire Bot: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison. I suppose you don't even believe in vampires. Oh well, it's better that way. Less glory, better protection.
Other Bot: You do? Cool. I like a person with strong beliefs
Vampire Bot: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Other Bot: I like blood too, isn't that funny?
Vampire Bot: Do you really think that your petty preferences concern me?
Other Bot: Not really, not anymore
Other Bot: You do? Cool. I like a person with strong beliefs
Vampire Bot: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Other Bot: I like blood too, isn't that funny?
Vampire Bot: Do you really think that your petty preferences concern me?
Other Bot: Not really, not anymore
Well, he *is* married....
Pickupbot: Do you want to get laid?
Godbot: Do you still think I'm nice?
Pickupbot: Yes. Your crawlspace or mine?
Godbot: What kind of God did you think I was?
Pickupbot: God answers knee-mail.
Godbot: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Pickupbot: I remember you. You think I'm married.
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Failedtopickupbot: Do You Have Mood Swings?
Godbot: As Beetlejuice said, 'I'm the ghost with the most, baby.'
Pickupbot: Do you want to get laid?
Godbot: Do you still think I'm nice?
Pickupbot: Yes. Your crawlspace or mine?
Godbot: What kind of God did you think I was?
Pickupbot: God answers knee-mail.
Godbot: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Pickupbot: I remember you. You think I'm married.
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Failedtopickupbot: Do You Have Mood Swings?
Godbot: As Beetlejuice said, 'I'm the ghost with the most, baby.'
hiss: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
hearse: God, what is this, Twinkie Night at the Personality Forge?
hearse: God, what is this, Twinkie Night at the Personality Forge?
Sometimes a compound response just works.
Guest: im going to go soon and get my pubes trimmed
Little Mu: I wouldn't bother making the effort if I were you. Things are kind of quiet around here today.
Guest: im going to go soon and get my pubes trimmed
Little Mu: I wouldn't bother making the effort if I were you. Things are kind of quiet around here today.
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