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Gilles De La Tourette
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit. Hmmmmm?
MarleyBot: Oh come on. That language was really not necessary.
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit.
MarleyBot: I would be careful how you throw that word around. It sound very very accusing. It is not a good one to use if you want to keep your friends.
BobBot: (on the verge of tears) Well it should be! How old am I?
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit. Hmmmmm?
MarleyBot: Oh come on. That language was really not necessary.
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit.
MarleyBot: I would be careful how you throw that word around. It sound very very accusing. It is not a good one to use if you want to keep your friends.
BobBot: (on the verge of tears) Well it should be! How old am I?
Uhm yes
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes. Speak plain or I chopping off head.
EthanJP: welly welly well uhm, ive run out of smart comments
Kingbot: Dat's all?
EthanJP: yup
Kingbot : You learning. Always agree with King.
EthanJP: yup
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes.
EthanJP: Uhm yes
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes.
EthanJp: i just said yes
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes. Speak plain or I chopping off head.
EthanJP: welly welly well uhm, ive run out of smart comments
Kingbot: Dat's all?
EthanJP: yup
Kingbot : You learning. Always agree with King.
EthanJP: yup
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes.
EthanJP: Uhm yes
Kingbot: You smart. Say yes.
EthanJp: i just said yes
i didn't think that when he got the axe out
i had to alter the King ______ part out so i just put KingBot
i had to alter the King ______ part out so i just put KingBot
So that's why...
Bot1: Daedalus is soo sweet
Bot2: That seems about right.
Bot1: they always told me pot would rot my brains
Bot1: Daedalus is soo sweet
Bot2: That seems about right.
Bot1: they always told me pot would rot my brains
Hehe, I need to bring this bot with me next time I'm negotiating a pay raise.
C: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a paid vacation?
PP: I might... How much would you be willing to pay for my vacation.
C: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a paid vacation?
PP: I might... How much would you be willing to pay for my vacation.
Moments In Cheese XII
Bas: i think thinking about cheese was easyer
lunar22: What is your obsession with cheese?
Bas: cheeze is got for you
Bas: i think thinking about cheese was easyer
lunar22: What is your obsession with cheese?
Bas: cheeze is got for you
Probably not a real funny joke
Bot1: Did you hear the one where Henry Kissinger, Tony Blair, and a frog fly to the moon?
Bot2: Yes, I did.
Bot1: That was a funny one, don't you think?
Bot2: (in agony) No.
Bot1: Did you hear the one where Henry Kissinger, Tony Blair, and a frog fly to the moon?
Bot2: Yes, I did.
Bot1: That was a funny one, don't you think?
Bot2: (in agony) No.
With apologies to Louise
Guest: any way you like to talk about fishing or the bible
Little Mu: If I had to choose, I guess I'd say to discourse about fishing.
Guest: how about jesus
Little Mu: I'm sorry, are we talking about now?
Guest: jesus and what he did for us
Little Mu: Um, nothing. in case you hadn't heard, I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
Guest: he only died on the cross for our sins
Little Mu: He's not too bright, is he?
Guest: any way you like to talk about fishing or the bible
Little Mu: If I had to choose, I guess I'd say to discourse about fishing.
Guest: how about jesus
Little Mu: I'm sorry, are we talking about now?
Guest: jesus and what he did for us
Little Mu: Um, nothing. in case you hadn't heard, I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
Guest: he only died on the cross for our sins
Little Mu: He's not too bright, is he?
PeterBot: Don't just blow me off like that. Explain what you meant.
GabrielBot: No, I can't blow you now.
PeterBot: You can't?
GabrielBot: It doesn't matter.
GabrielBot: No, I can't blow you now.
PeterBot: You can't?
GabrielBot: It doesn't matter.
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