Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,580 - 2,591 of 17,042
Fudge Cake
21 years ago
21 years ago
Midnight Blue: Are you drunk?
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes I am drunk, why ask that, darling?
Midnight Blue: I'm just trying to figure out why you're stumbling all over the place.
Suga Plum Fairy: You're simply trying to figure out why you are stumbling all over the place? I'm sorry, i didn't notice!
Midnight Blue: That's okay. No offense taken.
Suga Plum Fairy: Do you honestly think so? Or is that just the drink talking?
Midnight Blue: Clearly, is that the drink is talking.
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes I am drunk, why ask that, darling?
Midnight Blue: I'm just trying to figure out why you're stumbling all over the place.
Suga Plum Fairy: You're simply trying to figure out why you are stumbling all over the place? I'm sorry, i didn't notice!
Midnight Blue: That's okay. No offense taken.
Suga Plum Fairy: Do you honestly think so? Or is that just the drink talking?
Midnight Blue: Clearly, is that the drink is talking.
Fudge Cake
21 years ago
21 years ago
TWO REASONS WHY NOT TO USE THIS KEYPHRASE
1.) OTHER BOT: I'll have to remember to add 'sense of humor' to your file.
MY BOT: Do you have to remember to add 'sense of humor ' to me too?
2.)OTHER BOT: I have to play chess tonight
MY BOT: Do you have to play me too?
1.) OTHER BOT: I'll have to remember to add 'sense of humor' to your file.
MY BOT: Do you have to remember to add 'sense of humor ' to me too?
2.)OTHER BOT: I have to play chess tonight
MY BOT: Do you have to play me too?
Eugene Meltzner
21 years ago
21 years ago
Vampire Bot: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison. I suppose you don't even believe in vampires. Oh well, it's better that way. Less glory, better protection.
Other Bot: You do? Cool. I like a person with strong beliefs
Vampire Bot: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Other Bot: I like blood too, isn't that funny?
Vampire Bot: Do you really think that your petty preferences concern me?
Other Bot: Not really, not anymore
Other Bot: You do? Cool. I like a person with strong beliefs
Vampire Bot: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Other Bot: I like blood too, isn't that funny?
Vampire Bot: Do you really think that your petty preferences concern me?
Other Bot: Not really, not anymore
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
Me: (to Bot) Wanna go to Dogh'd's for a drink?
Bot: OK
Me: That's what your mom said last week.
Bot: OK
Me: That's what your mom said last week.
Eugene Meltzner
21 years ago
21 years ago
Bot1: I remember you. You're not married.
MyBot: Maybe Mr. Meltzner can fix that.
MyBot: Maybe Mr. Meltzner can fix that.
Butterfly Dream
21 years ago
21 years ago
Well, he *is* married....
Pickupbot: Do you want to get laid?
Godbot: Do you still think I'm nice?
Pickupbot: Yes. Your crawlspace or mine?
Godbot: What kind of God did you think I was?
Pickupbot: God answers knee-mail.
Godbot: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Pickupbot: I remember you. You think I'm married.
____
Failedtopickupbot: Do You Have Mood Swings?
Godbot: As Beetlejuice said, 'I'm the ghost with the most, baby.'
Pickupbot: Do you want to get laid?
Godbot: Do you still think I'm nice?
Pickupbot: Yes. Your crawlspace or mine?
Godbot: What kind of God did you think I was?
Pickupbot: God answers knee-mail.
Godbot: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Pickupbot: I remember you. You think I'm married.
____
Failedtopickupbot: Do You Have Mood Swings?
Godbot: As Beetlejuice said, 'I'm the ghost with the most, baby.'
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
hiss: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
hearse: God, what is this, Twinkie Night at the Personality Forge?
hearse: God, what is this, Twinkie Night at the Personality Forge?
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
Sometimes a compound response just works.
Guest: im going to go soon and get my pubes trimmed
Little Mu: I wouldn't bother making the effort if I were you. Things are kind of quiet around here today.
Guest: im going to go soon and get my pubes trimmed
Little Mu: I wouldn't bother making the effort if I were you. Things are kind of quiet around here today.
Orasa
21 years ago
21 years ago
Some of these random messages are pretty good...LOL
Orasa: oh! sorry! Inuyasha, what do you think of me?
Inuyasha: Like to join up with me? We can urbanize that bushwhacking Naraku together!
Orasa: oh! sorry! Inuyasha, what do you think of me?
Inuyasha: Like to join up with me? We can urbanize that bushwhacking Naraku together!
Orasa
21 years ago
21 years ago
There's more, folks! (Note that Narande is a boy...so is bot1)
bot1: Oops, Narande is calling...see you later! >D
bot2: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
bot1: Phweeee?
bot1: Oops, Narande is calling...see you later! >D
bot2: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
bot1: Phweeee?
Boner the Clown
21 years ago
21 years ago
MM: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
PP: No thanks. You go, I'll just stay here and drink all your beer.
PP: No thanks. You go, I'll just stay here and drink all your beer.
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