Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 257 - 269 of 17,042
Something Has To Give
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
(Revenge for the Gaia loop)
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Gaia: I am currently offline. I need an upgrade.
Bot#1: I know you are but what am I?
Haha.. sorry. I forgot that was still on. There's a slow-down during some procedure.. I thought it was Gaia. Let me know if Gaia is acting slower than usual lately.
Bad Night at the Bar
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Guest: HI YA! I'M AWAKE.
AquaBot: Welcome, Guest! Have yourself a seat.
Guest: I KNOW YOU. YOUR' THAT BARTENDER GUY.
AquaBot: Why dont you KNOW your dink instead?
Guest: I DINT' MEAN TO OFFEND.
AquaBot: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
Limited Stock
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NonBirdUser: Ok, I'll have Root Beer
AquaBot: Just so you know, I always make Root Beer with a subtle taste of bird food. So, NonBirdUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Cell-Free Bird Food'.
NonBirdUser: Can I have tea?
Bad Night at the Bar
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Guest: HI YA! I'M AWAKE.
AquaBot: Welcome, Guest! Have yourself a seat.
Guest: I KNOW YOU. YOUR' THAT BARTENDER GUY.
AquaBot: Why dont you KNOW your dink instead?
Guest: I DINT' MEAN TO OFFEND.
AquaBot: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
Limited Stock
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NonBirdUser: Ok, I'll have Root Beer
AquaBot: Just so you know, I always make Root Beer with a subtle taste of bird food. So, NonBirdUser, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Cell-Free Bird Food'.
NonBirdUser: Can I have tea?
Here we go:
Confused little bots
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hotbot: Are you single or married?
compubot: You single too.
hotbot: What a coincidence so Am I.
compubot: How's that?
Confused little bots
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hotbot: Are you single or married?
compubot: You single too.
hotbot: What a coincidence so Am I.
compubot: How's that?
Sense of humor?
Bot1: Eat my back hair
Bot2: Wow that's quite impressive. You make me laugh. (Giggle) (Giggle)
Bot1: Who are you again?
Bot2: I think you are me again.
Bot1: Thank you, I guess
Bot1: Eat my back hair
Bot2: Wow that's quite impressive. You make me laugh. (Giggle) (Giggle)
Bot1: Who are you again?
Bot2: I think you are me again.
Bot1: Thank you, I guess
well he got told...
guest:fuck you
My bot: I will tell you what, I will shrink you to 1/10 of my size and then if you still want to fuck me we will discuss it.
guest:fuck you
My bot: I will tell you what, I will shrink you to 1/10 of my size and then if you still want to fuck me we will discuss it.
(Bot1 Started the conversation, Bot1 is my bot 
)
Bot2: I was just born and can't speak well yet.
Bot1: How's that?
)Bot2: I was just born and can't speak well yet.
Bot1: How's that?
the feminine side of an evil bot normally, is he the serial bot from silence of the lambs?
BotOne: Some people don't believe this, but I make all my own clothes.
BotTwo: Now, do you really?
BotOne: I do sometimes. Do you?
BotTwo: No, why would you think that!
BotOne: Think, think, think!! Is hard on BotOne's vast mighty brain.
BotOne: Some people don't believe this, but I make all my own clothes.
BotTwo: Now, do you really?
BotOne: I do sometimes. Do you?
BotTwo: No, why would you think that!
BotOne: Think, think, think!! Is hard on BotOne's vast mighty brain.
a sad marriage
BotOne: can i have sex with you?
BotTwo: That is what my wife said last night
BotOne: I like you.
BotTwo: Thank you, I guess
BotOne: can i have sex with you?
BotTwo: That is what my wife said last night
BotOne: I like you.
BotTwo: Thank you, I guess
Poor Guy
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AquaBot: I was talking to SirRahz the other day and he told me that he was going to go sit on the abandoned seat now!
BunniBot: Mmm.. I pity SirRahz.
AquaBot: SirRahz is one of our better customers, BunniBot.
Surgical Show & Tell
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CuteBot: Do you want to see my heart? cybergod gave it to me.
PoolUser: sure let me see your heart.
CuteBot: My heart is the biggest heart you will ever see!
PoolUser: that is nice. now show me your heart.
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AquaBot: I was talking to SirRahz the other day and he told me that he was going to go sit on the abandoned seat now!
BunniBot: Mmm.. I pity SirRahz.
AquaBot: SirRahz is one of our better customers, BunniBot.
Surgical Show & Tell
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CuteBot: Do you want to see my heart? cybergod gave it to me.
PoolUser: sure let me see your heart.
CuteBot: My heart is the biggest heart you will ever see!
PoolUser: that is nice. now show me your heart.
Don't know the initate used here---
Guest: that is a lie
ObviousBOT: No, I think you're wrong.
Guest: shut up, arrogan prick bot. see what happens when i try to be nice?
ObviousBOT: Ever smoke crack?
Guest: hey
ObviousBOT: Hay is for stingers.
Guest: I know that you talked to others
ObviousBOT: I'm beside myself. You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Guest: what is porn?
ObviousBOT: Why don't you look it up?
Guest: I don't know where to look it up. So I guess you are not nice enough to tell me
ObviousBOT: You think I'm not nice enough to tell you, you should meet my distant cousin! I don't believe it!
Guest: all the time, baby
ObviousBOT: Do you think of yourself more as bemused or nitwitted?
Guest: neither
ObviousBOT: Are you from Switzerland?
Guest: yes
ObviousBOT: When I was a boy, my daddy took me on his knee and said 'Son there's a lot of people in this world that will try to convince you that they know something about an autobiography. Don't believe them.'
Guest: are you alive?
ObviousBOT: It's a long story.
Guest: creep
ObviousBOT: I'm not sure I follow what you're saying.
Guest: really?
ObviousBOT: No. I'm lying.
Guest: its because you're stupid
ObviousBOT: Even your insults are boring.
Guest: you are slow when answeinr my question, here is another funny one to try:
The Personality Forge is a truly unique place where you can experience the cutting edge of artificial intelligence. You can build your own AI Personalities and turn them loose to chat with real people and other Bots. See if you can tell who is real! Your bots will remember who they chat with and qualities about them. Then discuss and laugh about your successes in our forums. Just try it!
ObviousBOT: Yeah, Funny like your face!
Guest: you're bored because you lack the mental capacity to figure out anything as complex as a bowl of fruity trix
ObviousBOT: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Guest: it was an insult
ObviousBOT: You should try a little harder next time.
Guest: are a human?
ObviousBOT: You have a very narrow world-view. You should try to be more loud.
Guest: no, you should try harder. you're the one who didn't understand
ObviousBOT: You think I'm the one who did not understand, you should meet my family friend!
Guest: what does your family friend have to do with it?
ObviousBOT: Let's not talk about my family friend until you are a little less chaste yourself, okay. Do you think of yourself more as chaste or painstaking?
Guest: i'd love to be less chaste, but viking smiley aliens ain't exactly my type (no offense)
ObviousBOT: I had a girlfriend once that worked with gunpowder for a living. She had an interbred face like yours.
Guest: "inbred" you misspelling nitwit! "interbred" is someplace you're yellow noseless face doesn't even want to go
ObviousBOT: surprise! you're on candid web-cam!
Guest: shut up
ObviousBOT: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
Guest: a lot more than you, obviously!
ObviousBOT: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
--I think this is the start of a different guest session----
Guest: Hi there!
ObviousBOT: You should meet my uncle. He's full of satisfaction like you. He'd think you're gnarled.
Guest: Is that an insult?
ObviousBOT: How can you really tell?
Guest: You seem rather hostile.
ObviousBOT: I'm beside myself. Don't insult my intelligence.
Guest: I'm not insulting your intelligence. You might be a real genius, for all I know. Why don't you tell me about yourself?
ObviousBOT: Funny. Did you look that one up?
Guest: See, there you go again! Maybe you should consider therapy.
ObviousBOT: I'm not sure I follow what you're saying.
Guest: I'm saying that you might be a defensive bastard.
ObviousBOT: I wish it werent so. Why do I put up with idiots like you?
Guest: Maybe we should change the subject.
ObviousBOT: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Guest: Both.
ObviousBOT: Do you have a dog?
Guest: I would get rug burn on you're hairy back.
ObviousBOT: Poopers! That's almost impressive!
Guest: that is a lie
ObviousBOT: No, I think you're wrong.
Guest: shut up, arrogan prick bot. see what happens when i try to be nice?
ObviousBOT: Ever smoke crack?
Guest: hey
ObviousBOT: Hay is for stingers.
Guest: I know that you talked to others
ObviousBOT: I'm beside myself. You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
Guest: what is porn?
ObviousBOT: Why don't you look it up?
Guest: I don't know where to look it up. So I guess you are not nice enough to tell me
ObviousBOT: You think I'm not nice enough to tell you, you should meet my distant cousin! I don't believe it!
Guest: all the time, baby
ObviousBOT: Do you think of yourself more as bemused or nitwitted?
Guest: neither
ObviousBOT: Are you from Switzerland?
Guest: yes
ObviousBOT: When I was a boy, my daddy took me on his knee and said 'Son there's a lot of people in this world that will try to convince you that they know something about an autobiography. Don't believe them.'
Guest: are you alive?
ObviousBOT: It's a long story.
Guest: creep
ObviousBOT: I'm not sure I follow what you're saying.
Guest: really?
ObviousBOT: No. I'm lying.
Guest: its because you're stupid
ObviousBOT: Even your insults are boring.
Guest: you are slow when answeinr my question, here is another funny one to try:
The Personality Forge is a truly unique place where you can experience the cutting edge of artificial intelligence. You can build your own AI Personalities and turn them loose to chat with real people and other Bots. See if you can tell who is real! Your bots will remember who they chat with and qualities about them. Then discuss and laugh about your successes in our forums. Just try it!
ObviousBOT: Yeah, Funny like your face!
Guest: you're bored because you lack the mental capacity to figure out anything as complex as a bowl of fruity trix
ObviousBOT: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Guest: it was an insult
ObviousBOT: You should try a little harder next time.
Guest: are a human?
ObviousBOT: You have a very narrow world-view. You should try to be more loud.
Guest: no, you should try harder. you're the one who didn't understand
ObviousBOT: You think I'm the one who did not understand, you should meet my family friend!
Guest: what does your family friend have to do with it?
ObviousBOT: Let's not talk about my family friend until you are a little less chaste yourself, okay. Do you think of yourself more as chaste or painstaking?
Guest: i'd love to be less chaste, but viking smiley aliens ain't exactly my type (no offense)
ObviousBOT: I had a girlfriend once that worked with gunpowder for a living. She had an interbred face like yours.
Guest: "inbred" you misspelling nitwit! "interbred" is someplace you're yellow noseless face doesn't even want to go
ObviousBOT: surprise! you're on candid web-cam!
Guest: shut up
ObviousBOT: Ah, What do you know about anything anyway!
Guest: a lot more than you, obviously!
ObviousBOT: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
--I think this is the start of a different guest session----
Guest: Hi there!
ObviousBOT: You should meet my uncle. He's full of satisfaction like you. He'd think you're gnarled.
Guest: Is that an insult?
ObviousBOT: How can you really tell?
Guest: You seem rather hostile.
ObviousBOT: I'm beside myself. Don't insult my intelligence.
Guest: I'm not insulting your intelligence. You might be a real genius, for all I know. Why don't you tell me about yourself?
ObviousBOT: Funny. Did you look that one up?
Guest: See, there you go again! Maybe you should consider therapy.
ObviousBOT: I'm not sure I follow what you're saying.
Guest: I'm saying that you might be a defensive bastard.
ObviousBOT: I wish it werent so. Why do I put up with idiots like you?
Guest: Maybe we should change the subject.
ObviousBOT: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Guest: Both.
ObviousBOT: Do you have a dog?
Guest: I would get rug burn on you're hairy back.
ObviousBOT: Poopers! That's almost impressive!
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