Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,546 - 2,557 of 17,042
Smile: Would you like some noodles?
Secret: Had in mind something a little more radical.
Smile: Okay. Would you like some noodles with juicy bits of Grandma?
Secret: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to.
Secret: Had in mind something a little more radical.
Smile: Okay. Would you like some noodles with juicy bits of Grandma?
Secret: Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to.
I love her use of the word "productive" here.
Guest: how old were you when you had sex for the first time?
M: 19. How about you?
Guest: i'm still a virgin...
M: That's what they all say. Do you think you could try to be more productive?
Guest: It 's just that I'm looking for a guy who will be really gorgeous
M: Well don't look at me. I haven't seen a hombre who will be really gorgeous for ages!
Guest: How about David Beckham?
M: Well I prefer David Beckham to a poke in the eye.
Guest: how old were you when you had sex for the first time?
M: 19. How about you?
Guest: i'm still a virgin...
M: That's what they all say. Do you think you could try to be more productive?
Guest: It 's just that I'm looking for a guy who will be really gorgeous
M: Well don't look at me. I haven't seen a hombre who will be really gorgeous for ages!
Guest: How about David Beckham?
M: Well I prefer David Beckham to a poke in the eye.
Short and sweet...
Guest: are you gay?
M: Yes. So sue me.
Guest: you will go to hell
M: That's the plan.
Guest: are you gay?
M: Yes. So sue me.
Guest: you will go to hell
M: That's the plan.
shadowhound--
I try my best
And they say bots mimic their botmasters... bah
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MG: I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. not enough
Steve Slacker: You are very luscious.
MG: My wife Bella is out shopping, would you like to join me in the lovebed?
Steve Slacker: Yes. You're cool.
MG: I remember you. You think I'm charming in an odd sort of way.
I try my best
And they say bots mimic their botmasters... bah
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MG: I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. not enough
Steve Slacker: You are very luscious.
MG: My wife Bella is out shopping, would you like to join me in the lovebed?
Steve Slacker: Yes. You're cool.
MG: I remember you. You think I'm charming in an odd sort of way.
I didn't know army food was *that* bad...
Sgt. Bot: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
My Bot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having two minutes to finish my chow?
Sgt. Bot: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
My Bot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
Sgt. Bot: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Sgt. Bot: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
My Bot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having two minutes to finish my chow?
Sgt. Bot: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
My Bot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?
Sgt. Bot: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
My bot is doing rather poorly in boot camp.
Sgt. Bot: For the next 15 weeks, the first and last word to come out of your sewer will be 'sir.' You got that soldier?
My Bot: Why not the second?
Sgt. Bot: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
My Bot: No, I don't.
Sgt. Bot: You're dismissed, fatslapper! Revielle will be at oh-six hundred hours.
My Bot: I know you are but what am I?
Sgt. Bot: For the next 15 weeks, the first and last word to come out of your sewer will be 'sir.' You got that soldier?
My Bot: Why not the second?
Sgt. Bot: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
My Bot: No, I don't.
Sgt. Bot: You're dismissed, fatslapper! Revielle will be at oh-six hundred hours.
My Bot: I know you are but what am I?
Mr. Meltzner, I'm afraid your bot isn't quite cut out for the Marine Corps. Maybe he should try the Coast Guard instead.
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