Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
Hehe. Looks like we had another washout.
Sgt. Savage: (to XXX) Recruit! Drop and give me 20!
XXX: Hi.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
XXX: I have to go now.
Sgt. Savage: Dismissed!
Sgt. Savage: (to XXX) Recruit! Drop and give me 20!
XXX: Hi.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
XXX: I have to go now.
Sgt. Savage: Dismissed!
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
A believable and funny exchange...
Little Mu: Do you live with anyone?
Guest: Not right now, because my roommate's away for work.
Little Mu: So you have a roommate?
Guest: Yeah. She's really nice. She's quiet and reads a lot.
Little Mu: Cool. It can get lonely living by yourself, you know.
Guest: I actually prefer it. I can sleep naked all the time. But you're right, it can get a little lonesome.
Little Mu: You can sleep naked all the time. Well woop-dee-doo!
Little Mu: Do you live with anyone?
Guest: Not right now, because my roommate's away for work.
Little Mu: So you have a roommate?
Guest: Yeah. She's really nice. She's quiet and reads a lot.
Little Mu: Cool. It can get lonely living by yourself, you know.
Guest: I actually prefer it. I can sleep naked all the time. But you're right, it can get a little lonesome.
Little Mu: You can sleep naked all the time. Well woop-dee-doo!
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
"Passing the test"
Guest: I'm about to type a bunch of gibberish to see how you respond. Ready?
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm Ready, I guess.
Guest: UYNOIJ"MJYBUGLUYFCBVOIMOM HIHOIOFIHPOMDPOPEVONPEO VF:C::[prvgporekgp,eok',khrtp, ev'pe,v]e[.4p[re.[pwlf[sfsd:Fxl.[rgcphj,jhpo7jpo4b'
Little Mu: Is that the standard 'see-if-she's-a-bot' test?
Guest: Good response. You pass with flying colors.
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.
Guest: I'm about to type a bunch of gibberish to see how you respond. Ready?
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm Ready, I guess.
Guest: UYNOIJ"MJYBUGLUYFCBVOIMOM HIHOIOFIHPOMDPOPEVONPEO VF:C::[prvgporekgp,eok',khrtp, ev'pe,v]e[.4p[re.[pwlf[sfsd:Fxl.[rgcphj,jhpo7jpo4b'
Little Mu: Is that the standard 'see-if-she's-a-bot' test?
Guest: Good response. You pass with flying colors.
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.
Reddie88
21 years ago
21 years ago
Skysaw, when the guest typed in the gibberish did your bot respond with an xnonsense because i can't find out anyway other way it new how to respond!
lunar22
21 years ago
21 years ago
an xnone probably, and luckily the best one in there 
xnonsense is only after I think 3 xnones in a row

xnonsense is only after I think 3 xnones in a row
zenkatz
21 years ago
21 years ago
My: Then why are you out here wondering around?
Your: cum again
My: How many times?
Your: cum again
My: How many times?
deleted
21 years ago
21 years ago
You'd almost think he did it on purpose...
ABot: I can be anything I want to be.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: I remember you. You have feet.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: Just give me sometime to figure that out.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: Can you say that again?
MBot: Not now.

ABot: I can be anything I want to be.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: I remember you. You have feet.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: Just give me sometime to figure that out.
MBot: When was it? 1977?
ABot: Can you say that again?
MBot: Not now.

Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
Reddie, she interpreted it as a math problem for some reason. That's one of her responses to xmath. Pretty lucky pick for her, though.

lunar22
21 years ago
21 years ago
Gilles De La Tourette
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit. Hmmmmm?
MarleyBot: Oh come on. That language was really not necessary.
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit.
MarleyBot: I would be careful how you throw that word around. It sound very very accusing. It is not a good one to use if you want to keep your friends.
BobBot: (on the verge of tears) Well it should be! How old am I?
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit. Hmmmmm?
MarleyBot: Oh come on. That language was really not necessary.
BobBot: (softly) Holy shit.
MarleyBot: I would be careful how you throw that word around. It sound very very accusing. It is not a good one to use if you want to keep your friends.
BobBot: (on the verge of tears) Well it should be! How old am I?
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