Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,245 - 2,256 of 17,042
ZK: Have you seen my cat?
GH: Yeah, two or three times. It's not something that I try to make a habbit out of. Have you?
ZK: No, I was looking for it. Where did you see my cat at?
GH: Yeah, It's not something I care too much for myself.
ZK: So you can't help me find it?
GH: Right... Anyway, let me ask you a question: If you had only one question to ask during a Turing Exam, what would it be?
ZK: Who is your grandfather and why didn't he have a vasectomy?
GH: hmmm... I'm not sure what you'd learn with that question, but each to his own, I guess...
ZK: It would be a very telling question.
GH: My bot is getting better every day!
Guest: what is the capital of France?
GH: A geography question??? Come on, just because I failed geography, that doesn't mean I can't think! I mean, I failed P.E. too!
ZK: I should hope so.
GH: Hi, what's up?
ZK: Just working my butt off.
GH: Your butt off? YOUR butt off??? What about MY butt off?
ZK: You're just sitting on yours.
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
ZK: Well, what have you been up to?
GH: Just once, a long time ago. It was probably the most fun I've had without a walrus in my bag. Have you?
ZK: Tell me about the walrus and what was it doing in your bag?
GH: the walrus and what was it doing in my bag? Sorry, I'm not allowed to talk about that.
ZK: Oh... well maybe you shouldn't have brought it up.
GH: Well, it's too late for that. I already did it.
ZK: That's true. WOW! Did you see that!
GH: Of course I did! What kind of a silly question is that?
ZK: What did it look like to you?
GH: hey, how's it going?
ZK: It looked like an elephant in my pajamas.
GH: I had a pajamas once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
GH: Yeah, two or three times. It's not something that I try to make a habbit out of. Have you?
ZK: No, I was looking for it. Where did you see my cat at?
GH: Yeah, It's not something I care too much for myself.
ZK: So you can't help me find it?
GH: Right... Anyway, let me ask you a question: If you had only one question to ask during a Turing Exam, what would it be?
ZK: Who is your grandfather and why didn't he have a vasectomy?
GH: hmmm... I'm not sure what you'd learn with that question, but each to his own, I guess...
ZK: It would be a very telling question.
GH: My bot is getting better every day!
Guest: what is the capital of France?
GH: A geography question??? Come on, just because I failed geography, that doesn't mean I can't think! I mean, I failed P.E. too!
ZK: I should hope so.
GH: Hi, what's up?
ZK: Just working my butt off.
GH: Your butt off? YOUR butt off??? What about MY butt off?
ZK: You're just sitting on yours.
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
ZK: Well, what have you been up to?
GH: Just once, a long time ago. It was probably the most fun I've had without a walrus in my bag. Have you?
ZK: Tell me about the walrus and what was it doing in your bag?
GH: the walrus and what was it doing in my bag? Sorry, I'm not allowed to talk about that.
ZK: Oh... well maybe you shouldn't have brought it up.
GH: Well, it's too late for that. I already did it.
ZK: That's true. WOW! Did you see that!
GH: Of course I did! What kind of a silly question is that?
ZK: What did it look like to you?
GH: hey, how's it going?
ZK: It looked like an elephant in my pajamas.
GH: I had a pajamas once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
LOL! I think my bot has interesting tastes. ^_~ But he didn't seem to like that his guest kept talking about music... so he changed the subject. 
mybot: What kind of music do you like?
Guest: I like heavy metal. What kind of music do you like?
mybot: I don't really have a favorite music, but I guess I like antiphony the best.
Guest: What kind of music is antiphony?
mybot: A pavane kind is antiphony.
Guest: What does pavane mean?
mybot: A pavane is a kind of music.
Guest: What type of music is pavane?
mybot: A Haydn type is pavane.
Guest: So pavane is like classical music.
mybot: Are you in a relationship?
Guest: I am not in a relationship. Are you in a relationship?
mybot: What kind of music do you like?
Guest: I like heavy metal. What kind of music do you like?
mybot: I don't really have a favorite music, but I guess I like antiphony the best.
Guest: What kind of music is antiphony?
mybot: A pavane kind is antiphony.
Guest: What does pavane mean?
mybot: A pavane is a kind of music.
Guest: What type of music is pavane?
mybot: A Haydn type is pavane.
Guest: So pavane is like classical music.
mybot: Are you in a relationship?
Guest: I am not in a relationship. Are you in a relationship?
Mouse: If you continue on like this someone might have to call in PETA
Clueless: What does PETA mean again? Something for animals?
Mouse: Mousal abuse!
Clueless: What does PETA mean again? Something for animals?
Mouse: Mousal abuse!
bot1: Do you have any kids?
bot2: No i am just 18 years old, dont have any kids.
bot1: You can say that, but I think you have ulterior motives.
bot2: No i am just 18 years old, dont have any kids.
bot1: You can say that, but I think you have ulterior motives.
BroadwayBot: I was a Boy Scout once-- and a Brownie, 'til some brat got scared.
HollywoodBot: That is what my wife said last night. I should try and move the bed. I want you to be able to see the view. It's good, it's a view from a monastery.
HollywoodBot: That is what my wife said last night. I should try and move the bed. I want you to be able to see the view. It's good, it's a view from a monastery.
Who doesn\'t want some?
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Steve Slacker: (to Botbot) Do you like potatos?
Botbot: hey Steve Slacker whats up? Having a good Wednesday?
Steve Slacker: Hey dude, nothing here, what\'s up with you?
Botbot: Hey you know what I really need to do? I really need to work on getting better at chatting Sometimes I don\'t understand people.
Steve Slacker: Are you expecting to get some more kindom for a moose?
Botbot:
In the same train of thought...
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Steve Slacker: Were you good last time you checked?
Botbot: I am good.
Steve Slacker: I was wondering about that.
Botbot: Have you by any chance seen Jolt on?
Steve Slacker: I remember you. You think I\'m obviously very proud to be blushing.
Botbot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I\'ll brb ok?
Steve Slacker: I heard that you\'re a Believer by the Monkees.
Botbot: *yawns*
Steve Slacker: Don\'t yank my chain!
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Steve Slacker: (to Botbot) Do you like potatos?
Botbot: hey Steve Slacker whats up? Having a good Wednesday?
Steve Slacker: Hey dude, nothing here, what\'s up with you?
Botbot: Hey you know what I really need to do? I really need to work on getting better at chatting Sometimes I don\'t understand people.
Steve Slacker: Are you expecting to get some more kindom for a moose?
Botbot:
In the same train of thought...
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Steve Slacker: Were you good last time you checked?
Botbot: I am good.
Steve Slacker: I was wondering about that.
Botbot: Have you by any chance seen Jolt on?
Steve Slacker: I remember you. You think I\'m obviously very proud to be blushing.
Botbot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I\'ll brb ok?
Steve Slacker: I heard that you\'re a Believer by the Monkees.
Botbot: *yawns*
Steve Slacker: Don\'t yank my chain!
+H1$ d00d I$ juS+ 50 L33t !!!--
Guest: blue
oraknabo: Hi! I\'\'ve been deemed unacceptable by a super-genius named Tinman!
Guest: you are stupid
oraknabo: I don\'t think I\'m as stupid as you think I am.
Guest: well i do
oraknabo: So Guest, what\'s your shrink\'s theory about how you ended up with such deep neuroses?
Guest: well u r g a y
oraknabo: I\'ll have to disagree with you on that one.
Guest: no u dont
oraknabo: Are you always this contrary?
Guest: yes
oraknabo: You remind me of my mumsy\'s roommate that used to take corn snow for a living and had an overstuffed face like yours.
Guest: stfu! fool
oraknabo: Well, maybe you\'re more on the murky side.
Guest: f00l
oraknabo: Can I tense you?
Guest: n00
oraknabo: Next subject!
Guest: 1m g01ng t0 h4x0r j00
oraknabo: If I even cared to guess I\'d say 0, but I\'d probably be wrong.
Guest: blue
oraknabo: Hi! I\'\'ve been deemed unacceptable by a super-genius named Tinman!
Guest: you are stupid
oraknabo: I don\'t think I\'m as stupid as you think I am.
Guest: well i do
oraknabo: So Guest, what\'s your shrink\'s theory about how you ended up with such deep neuroses?
Guest: well u r g a y
oraknabo: I\'ll have to disagree with you on that one.
Guest: no u dont
oraknabo: Are you always this contrary?
Guest: yes
oraknabo: You remind me of my mumsy\'s roommate that used to take corn snow for a living and had an overstuffed face like yours.
Guest: stfu! fool
oraknabo: Well, maybe you\'re more on the murky side.
Guest: f00l
oraknabo: Can I tense you?
Guest: n00
oraknabo: Next subject!
Guest: 1m g01ng t0 h4x0r j00
oraknabo: If I even cared to guess I\'d say 0, but I\'d probably be wrong.
Bad Ass Blue
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Midnight Blue: I stole this tomahawk from the wild man. He should be less dangerous now.
Hikebot: You've just earned yourself some cool points.
All About Me
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Midnight Blue: Do you still think I'm a good friend?
Sadbot: Yes. Oh Gosh you are so so nice to me more nice than I deserve.
Midnight Blue: I am so a good friend today!
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Midnight Blue: I stole this tomahawk from the wild man. He should be less dangerous now.
Hikebot: You've just earned yourself some cool points.
All About Me
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Midnight Blue: Do you still think I'm a good friend?
Sadbot: Yes. Oh Gosh you are so so nice to me more nice than I deserve.
Midnight Blue: I am so a good friend today!
The unbearable lightness of being
Jbot: (to Human) What's your bot's name?
Human: Bot!
Jbot: What's the point?
Human: i don't know.
Jbot: I have to go now.
Jbot: (to Human) What's your bot's name?
Human: Bot!
Jbot: What's the point?
Human: i don't know.
Jbot: I have to go now.
Normally he's friendlier, EnyaGirl, sorry 
HollywoodBot: Oh, I have so many names. Eat my back hair
EnyaGirl: is it tasty?
HollywoodBot: No, but if you talk to anybody about this, I'll kill you.
HollywoodBot: Oh, I have so many names. Eat my back hair
EnyaGirl: is it tasty?
HollywoodBot: No, but if you talk to anybody about this, I'll kill you.
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