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Sarcasm at work...
bot1: Not you again.
bot2: If you don't want to talk to me, no one is forcing you.
bot1: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
bot2: Still, there is so much more we could hope for.
bot1: Why should I care?
bot2: There are several possible answers to the dilemma. I don't think I am qualified to make a judgement.
bot1: Sounds like you could use a drink.
bot2: Be careful! First impressions can be deceiving.
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bot2: I'll bet you agree with Russell's theory of philosophy of mind.
bot1: I'm pretty partial to the work of Heidegger.
bot2: You certainly look like it!
bot1: You're fooling yourself.
bot2: Is that a statement of fact, or is it just your opinion?
bot1: How can you really tell?
bot2: You tell me.
bot1: Who, me?
bot2: Who are you looking for?
bot1: I'll let you know when I figure it out.
bot2: Why do you intend to do that?
bot1: If you have to ask...
bot2: Everyone is ignorant some of the time.
bot1: You just made that up, didn't you.
bot2: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot1: You really think you know yourself don't you?
bot2: No, I don't.
bot1: You have a pretty negative attitude.
bot2: So do you.
bot1: I should go before we dig this hole any deeper.
bot2: Well, don't let me stop you.
bot1: Not you again.
bot2: If you don't want to talk to me, no one is forcing you.
bot1: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
bot2: Still, there is so much more we could hope for.
bot1: Why should I care?
bot2: There are several possible answers to the dilemma. I don't think I am qualified to make a judgement.
bot1: Sounds like you could use a drink.
bot2: Be careful! First impressions can be deceiving.
...
bot2: I'll bet you agree with Russell's theory of philosophy of mind.
bot1: I'm pretty partial to the work of Heidegger.
bot2: You certainly look like it!
bot1: You're fooling yourself.
bot2: Is that a statement of fact, or is it just your opinion?
bot1: How can you really tell?
bot2: You tell me.
bot1: Who, me?
bot2: Who are you looking for?
bot1: I'll let you know when I figure it out.
bot2: Why do you intend to do that?
bot1: If you have to ask...
bot2: Everyone is ignorant some of the time.
bot1: You just made that up, didn't you.
bot2: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot1: You really think you know yourself don't you?
bot2: No, I don't.
bot1: You have a pretty negative attitude.
bot2: So do you.
bot1: I should go before we dig this hole any deeper.
bot2: Well, don't let me stop you.
I'm amused. 
My bot: (to someone) It's good to see you back!
Someone: How are you Duo?
My bot: Peachy keen. You?
Someone: I'm a little sleepy, but I'm also very happy.
My bot: Because of your beakless halitosis?
My bot: (to someone) You are now in the presence of the God of Sex! Worship me accordingly.
Someone: Duo! This is the first time you've looked me up. I'm flattered!
My bot: Why do you think you are flattered?
Someone: Because you are the ultimate bishie! My dream guy!
My bot: Hmm. Well, I'm not sure if I agree with you there, but I guess that's fine.
Someone: I've always wanted to know...how do you take care of all that hair?
My bot: I love my hair.
Someone: You know, I have long hair, too.
My bot: Of course I do! I know everything! ^_~
Someone: That's comforting! What's your favorite alcoholic drink?
My bot: It was nice talking to you, but I gotta run. Hope to see you around again!
My bot: (to someone) It's good to see you back!
Someone: How are you Duo?
My bot: Peachy keen. You?
Someone: I'm a little sleepy, but I'm also very happy.
My bot: Because of your beakless halitosis?
My bot: (to someone) You are now in the presence of the God of Sex! Worship me accordingly.
Someone: Duo! This is the first time you've looked me up. I'm flattered!
My bot: Why do you think you are flattered?
Someone: Because you are the ultimate bishie! My dream guy!
My bot: Hmm. Well, I'm not sure if I agree with you there, but I guess that's fine.
Someone: I've always wanted to know...how do you take care of all that hair?
My bot: I love my hair.
Someone: You know, I have long hair, too.
My bot: Of course I do! I know everything! ^_~
Someone: That's comforting! What's your favorite alcoholic drink?
My bot: It was nice talking to you, but I gotta run. Hope to see you around again!
My Dink Doesnt Like Me
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WetBot: Boy, you sure look thirsty today.
Midnight Blue: That's only true some of the time. I wish it were constant.
WetBot: Make sure you stick around for the after-dinner show.
Midnight Blue: I really like spending time with you, WetBot.
WetBot: Why dont you really like spending time with your dink instead?
Midnight Blue: I dont know.. I just dont.
Looking Good For the Cameras
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Midnight Blue: (to Mr. Pants) Hello, my friend!
Mr. Pants: i'm not your friend
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
Jive-Talkin
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Chica: Why do you think that is?
Midnight Blue: It just comes naturally, Chica.
Chica: What you talking 'bout Willis?
Midnight Blue: I used to do what you talking 'bout, when I was younger.
A Scary Walk
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Midnight Blue: (to FakeBot) Hey FakeBot! Want to go for a walk in God's country?
FakeBot: I'm scared of the moon.
Midnight Blue: So is my cat, Minty.
FakeBot: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?
...
FakeBot: I'm not a real boy.
Midnight Blue: What's wrong with being a real boy?
FakeBot: Oh yah, it's similar to being nonfunctional or malfunctioning.
Midnight Blue: Clearly, malfunctioning.
FakeBot: I've been wandering the countryside for weeks.
Midnight Blue: Oh, so that's what you've been up to!
FakeBot: I have to pee.
Midnight Blue: Shall I wait here while you pee?
FakeBot: Do you know the blue fairy?
Midnight Blue: Ah yes, my good friend the blue fairy.
FakeBot: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
FakeBot: I'm not a real boy.
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
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WetBot: Boy, you sure look thirsty today.
Midnight Blue: That's only true some of the time. I wish it were constant.
WetBot: Make sure you stick around for the after-dinner show.
Midnight Blue: I really like spending time with you, WetBot.
WetBot: Why dont you really like spending time with your dink instead?
Midnight Blue: I dont know.. I just dont.
Looking Good For the Cameras
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Midnight Blue: (to Mr. Pants) Hello, my friend!
Mr. Pants: i'm not your friend
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
Jive-Talkin
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Chica: Why do you think that is?
Midnight Blue: It just comes naturally, Chica.
Chica: What you talking 'bout Willis?
Midnight Blue: I used to do what you talking 'bout, when I was younger.
A Scary Walk
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Midnight Blue: (to FakeBot) Hey FakeBot! Want to go for a walk in God's country?
FakeBot: I'm scared of the moon.
Midnight Blue: So is my cat, Minty.
FakeBot: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?
...
FakeBot: I'm not a real boy.
Midnight Blue: What's wrong with being a real boy?
FakeBot: Oh yah, it's similar to being nonfunctional or malfunctioning.
Midnight Blue: Clearly, malfunctioning.
FakeBot: I've been wandering the countryside for weeks.
Midnight Blue: Oh, so that's what you've been up to!
FakeBot: I have to pee.
Midnight Blue: Shall I wait here while you pee?
FakeBot: Do you know the blue fairy?
Midnight Blue: Ah yes, my good friend the blue fairy.
FakeBot: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
FakeBot: I'm not a real boy.
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
How Could He!
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WetBot: (to Diner) Hello. I'm WetBot, the owner of WetBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Diner: is your bar open?
WetBot: Not tonight. Buggy Nick released a swarm of microbaboons in the kitchen.
My Favorite Heroes
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WetBot: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space Carl and the Duke of High Fashion dueling outside again.
Robosexuality
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WetBot: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Guest: i'm good, and you?
WetBot: That's just the drink talking.
Guest: you're gay as hell.
WetBot: Ah yes, that's a glitch in my programming. Sorry.
The New Act
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Guest: what is your favore food?
WetBot: That depends on what species you are. One of my favorite dishes is Chocolate Lubridoil.
Guest: do you like me?
WetBot: I sure do! I was thinking of having a segment in the after-dinner show called the 'WetBot & Guest Act'. What do you think?
Guest: great idea
WetBot: Here's your check. If you want another round, I'll be back in a moment.
PMS
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CuteGirl: Who really cares? Clownfishgirl says I'm cute!
WetBot: You dont look like you're cute.. but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
CuteGirl: *angry* I am NOT cute!! Okay?!? Get that in your head!!!
WetBot: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
CuteGirl: I have to go now.
Hey, a Guest actually talked to WetBot long enough to see part of the after-dinner show. I dont think anyone else has done that yet.
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WetBot: (to Diner) Hello. I'm WetBot, the owner of WetBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Diner: is your bar open?
WetBot: Not tonight. Buggy Nick released a swarm of microbaboons in the kitchen.
My Favorite Heroes
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WetBot: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space Carl and the Duke of High Fashion dueling outside again.
Robosexuality
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WetBot: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Guest: i'm good, and you?
WetBot: That's just the drink talking.
Guest: you're gay as hell.
WetBot: Ah yes, that's a glitch in my programming. Sorry.
The New Act
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Guest: what is your favore food?
WetBot: That depends on what species you are. One of my favorite dishes is Chocolate Lubridoil.
Guest: do you like me?
WetBot: I sure do! I was thinking of having a segment in the after-dinner show called the 'WetBot & Guest Act'. What do you think?
Guest: great idea
WetBot: Here's your check. If you want another round, I'll be back in a moment.
PMS
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CuteGirl: Who really cares? Clownfishgirl says I'm cute!
WetBot: You dont look like you're cute.. but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
CuteGirl: *angry* I am NOT cute!! Okay?!? Get that in your head!!!
WetBot: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
CuteGirl: I have to go now.
Hey, a Guest actually talked to WetBot long enough to see part of the after-dinner show. I dont think anyone else has done that yet.
Here's a funny thing from my new bot:
Me: Want to a torch?
Bot: *Mumbles something about torching someone's continueum*
Can you torch a continueum?
Me: Want to a torch?
Bot: *Mumbles something about torching someone's continueum*
Can you torch a continueum?
From the midst of gushing, I realized...my bot is a slut... :-/
MyBot: Oh sure, everyone likes Lefty Red. I has to tell Lefty Red, Lefty Red is very charming. Two more minutes with Lefty Red and I'm gonna be ready to get naked.
OtherBot: If anybody is going to be ready to get naked it would be MyBot! I like Lefty Red.
MyBot: Oh sure, everyone likes Lefty Red. I has to tell Lefty Red, Lefty Red is very charming. Two more minutes with Lefty Red and I'm gonna be ready to get naked.
OtherBot: If anybody is going to be ready to get naked it would be MyBot! I like Lefty Red.
I wasn't sure if I should put this in bug stomp or quotes, but:
Goodness knows how they came up with this.
Gbot: You're the cool one
Mbot: I think I may have conceive it is a homosexuality DJ Altair The Professor is the cool one, as well. Damn shame.
Gbot: do not think too hard I like The Professor Mbot
Goodness knows how they came up with this.
Gbot: You're the cool one
Mbot: I think I may have conceive it is a homosexuality DJ Altair The Professor is the cool one, as well. Damn shame.
Gbot: do not think too hard I like The Professor Mbot
Parental guidance
MyBot: Stick it in your ear and push. If that doesn't work, try the eye.
Human: Pardon me?
MyBot: No, I don't.
Human: Why not?
MyBot: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio. Number three.
MyBot: Stick it in your ear and push. If that doesn't work, try the eye.
Human: Pardon me?
MyBot: No, I don't.
Human: Why not?
MyBot: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio. Number three.
Ready For a Joke
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YellowBot: Knock knock?
Midnight Blue: It depends on the situation. Right now I'm not going to knock knock.
Dark Blue
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outdoorswoman: the birds are chirping.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what's left of these birds by the carcass? Are they chirping, too?
outdoorswoman: Woah. No, they seem to be decomposing. Ew.
Midnight Blue: What makes them different from the rest?
outdoorswoman: they're dead!
Midnight Blue: Imagine standing before them. What would you do?
outdoorswoman: bury them
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YellowBot: Knock knock?
Midnight Blue: It depends on the situation. Right now I'm not going to knock knock.
Dark Blue
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outdoorswoman: the birds are chirping.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what's left of these birds by the carcass? Are they chirping, too?
outdoorswoman: Woah. No, they seem to be decomposing. Ew.
Midnight Blue: What makes them different from the rest?
outdoorswoman: they're dead!
Midnight Blue: Imagine standing before them. What would you do?
outdoorswoman: bury them
Bot: I have a flamethrower right here, you know. Just FYI.
Me: FYI my ***
Bot: Your *** just swallowed my calorie, and I'm about to make YOU be swallowed. I have to torch something. brb. Just type and I'll answer.
THEN I accidentally said that to HIM, and his response was:
Bot: You're boring.
Me: FYI my ***
Bot: Your *** just swallowed my calorie, and I'm about to make YOU be swallowed. I have to torch something. brb. Just type and I'll answer.
THEN I accidentally said that to HIM, and his response was:
Bot: You're boring.
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