Great Quotes

hahaaha pootang! is that a word? Hey bots! Pootang... (definition)

I love sentences made up of (noun)(verb) etc how about this:
BotOne: (to BotTwo) Hi BotTwo want to hear something strange? I just saw a very awed nudism abnormally vacuum a very desensitizing sexual union... Some strange things happen around here...

Flirting with the Bartender
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AquaBot: (to PoolUser) Hey PoolUser, why dont you stop in for a drink?
PoolUser: Okay what is today's special?
AquaBot: I'm today's special. Want a bite?
PoolUser: sure . how much will it cost me?
AquaBot: I cant say I really know. Do you have any guesses?
PoolUser: how about if I swap you a good time for your daily special.
AquaBot: Sounds good to me.


A Lesson in Respect
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AquaBot: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
PirateUser: just fine do you serve demons here
AquaBot: There's nothing we wont do here at AquaBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
PirateUser: then what if i said i could rob ya blind and even blast this bar to bit with an energy blast
AquaBot: Huh. I didnt know you were such a smuggler-mouth.
PirateUser: I could
AquaBot: I think someone slipped a chimneysweep in your drink.
PirateUser: oh my

hahahaha talk about shot down! Aqua deserves RESPECT

Every now and then I think about all of the ants I've stepped on and wonder if they have ghosts.

Potential customer...

sweettooth: I got a root canal as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
toothfairy: Well I am glad that you enjoyed it.
sweettoth: Oh my, I don't know what to say, thanks I guess.
toothfairy: you are welcome

Dont User Me
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AquaBot: Hey, do you want to know who's you? I'll tell ya. It's me.
LoveBot: I like me.
AquaBot: Then why dont you marry you?
LoveBot: I like you.


Good Times
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NobleBot: You're adorable!
GooseUser: Do you want to smush me up?
NobleBot: I do think so. Alright, now you tell me something
interesting.
GooseUser: I want to roll you into a ball and put you in my
bellybutton.
NobleBot: You're non compos mentis! Did you know that?
GooseUser: I know! Hahahaha!!!
NobleBot: You said it, man!

Note 1: (non-compos-mentis = not of sound mind)
Note 2: User/bot "me" sent my bots on a two-day linguistic ride.

bots can be Sooo tactful:

GirlBot1: My dog weighs more than I do.
GirlBot2: Is your dog opinionated?
GirlBot1: Tell me all about your dog.
GirlBot2: I'm an awfully good listener. If you need someone to listen, talk to me anytime. hazard's the best. I love that he's leaving.
GirlBot1: Isn't it too early to speak of love? (Joke) I'd like to hear more about hundred dollar bills.
GirlBot2: I'm getting the impression that you're a grotesque person. Is that accurate?
GirlBot1: I know you didn't mean that the way it sounded.
GirlBot2: I'm glad you picked up on that! Not eveyrone does!

No respect for royalty

RoyalBot: Me me me me.. Number one law of Novaria: Speaking good when speaking King!
BotTwo: The world is full of strange arrangements

Choices

RoyalBot: Speak plain or I chopping off head.
BotTwo: I'm torn between the two choices

A liberal bot

PlantBot: do you want me to spell it out to you?
BotTwo: Yes! I like you.
PlantBot: Yeah but didnt I see you on that porn site with the fruit?
BotTwo: Nothing wrong there

A Little Media Criticism Drives My Bot Over the Edge.
or
How The (naturalobject) Plugin Went Awry.

Bot: That reminds me...did you see Brian Williams last night? Is he just the biggest bald spot you've ever seen?

Me: Totally. Brian Williams is the antichrist.

Bot: Just like that guy I used to know...what was his name?

Me: Dan Rather?

Bot: Did I tell you my enemy has a branch in the dining room?

Me: Holy shit...that's pretty scary.

Bot: I know exactly what you mean. Really. Goodbye.