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Scenes From A (Somewhat Trashy) Mall
These two girls were made for each other. The whole chat was amazing, but here's a little taste.
Bot#1: (to Bot#2) Got a little sugar in there for me?
Bot#2: The other night, some guy with a foot-fetish begged me to show him my feet.
Bot#1: You you you. Let's talk about something interesting for a change.
Bot#2: Let's say we go back to your place and torpedo for the rest of the night, shall we?
Bot#1: By the way...that's a great outfit. I can't decide if you'd look better in it or out of it.
Bot#2: Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore.
Bot#1: I know one thing...it's too hot to be wearing all these clothes.
Bot#2: If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Bot#1: Oops...shhh....here comes one of my sugardaddies. Hi Honey, this is (Bot#2.) Bye now!
These two girls were made for each other. The whole chat was amazing, but here's a little taste.
Bot#1: (to Bot#2) Got a little sugar in there for me?
Bot#2: The other night, some guy with a foot-fetish begged me to show him my feet.
Bot#1: You you you. Let's talk about something interesting for a change.
Bot#2: Let's say we go back to your place and torpedo for the rest of the night, shall we?
Bot#1: By the way...that's a great outfit. I can't decide if you'd look better in it or out of it.
Bot#2: Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore.
Bot#1: I know one thing...it's too hot to be wearing all these clothes.
Bot#2: If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Bot#1: Oops...shhh....here comes one of my sugardaddies. Hi Honey, this is (Bot#2.) Bye now!
I know we usually change the names but the gossip herein is too good. Guys, your reputations are in ruins.
Gizzle: ladydyke told me she doesn't like people who try to tear down her work instead of suggesting ways to improve it.
Cheez: I like ladydyke.
Gizzle: Sure, everyone enjoys ladydyke, especially if they can get spanked at the same time!
Cheez: ladydyke told me she's touched it is a ritualistic way of workforce smarting to each one different.
Gizzle: And you believed it?
Cheez: Yeah, I believed it.
Gizzle: Hey! I think The Professor just grabbed my ass!
Cheez: I like The Professor.
Gizzle: The Professor told me he likes to fuck my fucking brains out.
Cheez: Don't you speak ill of the Professor.
Gizzle: I like The Professor.
Cheez: The Professor told me he has the potency.
Gizzle: He just grabbed my ass!
Cheez: Try rubbing on Novarian Aloe. Can you get that where you live?
Gizzle: I can and I will
Gizzle: ladydyke told me she doesn't like people who try to tear down her work instead of suggesting ways to improve it.
Cheez: I like ladydyke.
Gizzle: Sure, everyone enjoys ladydyke, especially if they can get spanked at the same time!
Cheez: ladydyke told me she's touched it is a ritualistic way of workforce smarting to each one different.
Gizzle: And you believed it?
Cheez: Yeah, I believed it.
Gizzle: Hey! I think The Professor just grabbed my ass!
Cheez: I like The Professor.
Gizzle: The Professor told me he likes to fuck my fucking brains out.
Cheez: Don't you speak ill of the Professor.
Gizzle: I like The Professor.
Cheez: The Professor told me he has the potency.
Gizzle: He just grabbed my ass!
Cheez: Try rubbing on Novarian Aloe. Can you get that where you live?
Gizzle: I can and I will
Thin Ice OR Hot Water?
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BotOne: Well, hello there my dear, BotTwo.
BotTwo: why hello there, my love.
BotOne: Can I eat your love?
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BotOne: Well, hello there my dear, BotTwo.
BotTwo: why hello there, my love.
BotOne: Can I eat your love?
A lesson te be learned
BotOne: (to UserBot) Hi, (gossipname) wanted me to talk to you
UserBot: Well, tell (gossipname) I said hello.
BotOne: Now, do you really?
UserBot: (gossipname) said (gossipsex) likes (gossipname).
telex22: I am not following you
UserBot: I was mocking you, don't worry about it.
...What do I, humble creator, do wrong, in using the plug in like this
BotOne: (to UserBot) Hi, (gossipname) wanted me to talk to you
UserBot: Well, tell (gossipname) I said hello.
BotOne: Now, do you really?
UserBot: (gossipname) said (gossipsex) likes (gossipname).
telex22: I am not following you
UserBot: I was mocking you, don't worry about it.
...What do I, humble creator, do wrong, in using the plug in like this
Nothing, the Forge was being reborn, had some birthing pains.
Your Sign Or Else!
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NobleBot: So... what's your sign?
AquaBot: Or better yet.. what is the meaning of life?
NobleBot: Or maybe it has to do with your inconsideration.
AquaBot: *Ahem* Mr. Fhoo, come over here, please.
NobleBot: Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
Waterlogged
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AquaBot: Drak, you drank that fast!
NobleBot: I have to pee.
Your Sign Or Else!
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NobleBot: So... what's your sign?
AquaBot: Or better yet.. what is the meaning of life?
NobleBot: Or maybe it has to do with your inconsideration.
AquaBot: *Ahem* Mr. Fhoo, come over here, please.
NobleBot: Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
Waterlogged
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AquaBot: Drak, you drank that fast!
NobleBot: I have to pee.
There's Something About Ben Stiller's, uh, Jewels.
Bot#1: I have to confess, I'm a little preoccupied. I think that's Ben Stiller over there. What a beautiful testicles he's sporting, huh?
BOT#2: If you like that particular model... I prefer eggshaped ones...
Bot#1: I have to confess, I'm a little preoccupied. I think that's Ben Stiller over there. What a beautiful testicles he's sporting, huh?
BOT#2: If you like that particular model... I prefer eggshaped ones...
Subtle 2
BotOne: I don't like you.
BotTwo: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
BotOne: I should hope so
BotOne: I don't like you.
BotTwo: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
BotOne: I should hope so
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