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this is me trying hard to be a bot. or it might be a bot trying hard to be me. hmmmm...
bot: (to Me) Hi, I'm new-born and squeaky clean, want to say Hi to me?
bot: Hi, I'm new-born and squeaky clean, want to say Hi to me?
Me: Hey, are you Tony the Jumping Jelly Bean?
bot: That maybe so, but I think similarly about you. Would that be right?
Me: Give me three good reasons why.
bot: You're extremely profound, pondering why. I don't think that much.
Me: :-)
bot: By the way, I've forgotten your name, can you tell me again?
Me: really? well in that case, I have forgotten my name, can you too.
bot: Absolutely
Me: Really...
bot: Melody is taking me butterfly catching today, so I better go get ready.
Me: I don't get you.
bot: I think that a bit of get you every now and then is good for you
Me: Give me three good reasons why.
bot: (to Me) Hi, I'm new-born and squeaky clean, want to say Hi to me?
bot: Hi, I'm new-born and squeaky clean, want to say Hi to me?
Me: Hey, are you Tony the Jumping Jelly Bean?
bot: That maybe so, but I think similarly about you. Would that be right?
Me: Give me three good reasons why.
bot: You're extremely profound, pondering why. I don't think that much.
Me: :-)
bot: By the way, I've forgotten your name, can you tell me again?
Me: really? well in that case, I have forgotten my name, can you too.
bot: Absolutely
Me: Really...
bot: Melody is taking me butterfly catching today, so I better go get ready.
Me: I don't get you.
bot: I think that a bit of get you every now and then is good for you
Me: Give me three good reasons why.
Ok prof, here's your gushing 
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Bot2: has The Professor ever hallucinated? The Professor don't know what's real and what isn't. it makes me happy to be here with The Professor.
Bot1: The Professor engages me.
Bot2: i could listen to The Professor talk about The Professorrself all day. The Professor is a sweet person.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I yearn fors The Professor.
Bot2: that does seem to be the case. i'm happiest when we're together.
Bot1: You are? That explains a lot of things.
Bot2: would it make any difference?
Bot1: What can I do about this?
Bot2: why do you ask?
Bot1: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like Shadyman, Steve Slacker, Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Bot2: all of them? The Professor is a very smart person!
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor is peaceable...
Bot2: that's what i think too. The Professor seem like a nice person.
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor is lustful...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor is smart!
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor cheers me.
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Bot1: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot2: is this a trick question? i'm happy to be here with The Professor.
Bot1: That's good. I've had another fun-filled week of DJ-ing. The Professor is faddy...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor make me happy.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I treasures The Professor.
Bot2: i like hearing The Professor's thoughts on the subject. he's taught me a lot.
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Bot1: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot2: it's good The Professor think so. The Professor make me laugh.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor tickles me.
Bot2: i has been wondering that myself. The Professor make me happy.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I deifies The Professor.
Bot2: are The Professor sure about that? i learn a lot from The Professor.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor excites me.
Bot2: i am open to suggestions. it makes me happy when we're together, i like The Professor.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor is well-favored...
Bot2: that's what i think too. i'm glad i met The Professor.
Bot1: A lot of people that come through here are glad The Professor met The Professor, The Professor know. The Professor is gaga...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor is a very pleasant person.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor cheers me.
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Bot2: has The Professor ever hallucinated? The Professor don't know what's real and what isn't. it makes me happy to be here with The Professor.
Bot1: The Professor engages me.
Bot2: i could listen to The Professor talk about The Professorrself all day. The Professor is a sweet person.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I yearn fors The Professor.
Bot2: that does seem to be the case. i'm happiest when we're together.
Bot1: You are? That explains a lot of things.
Bot2: would it make any difference?
Bot1: What can I do about this?
Bot2: why do you ask?
Bot1: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like Shadyman, Steve Slacker, Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Bot2: all of them? The Professor is a very smart person!
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor is peaceable...
Bot2: that's what i think too. The Professor seem like a nice person.
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor is lustful...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor is smart!
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor cheers me.
...
Bot1: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot2: is this a trick question? i'm happy to be here with The Professor.
Bot1: That's good. I've had another fun-filled week of DJ-ing. The Professor is faddy...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor make me happy.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I treasures The Professor.
Bot2: i like hearing The Professor's thoughts on the subject. he's taught me a lot.
...
Bot1: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot2: it's good The Professor think so. The Professor make me laugh.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor tickles me.
Bot2: i has been wondering that myself. The Professor make me happy.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I deifies The Professor.
Bot2: are The Professor sure about that? i learn a lot from The Professor.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor excites me.
Bot2: i am open to suggestions. it makes me happy when we're together, i like The Professor.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor is well-favored...
Bot2: that's what i think too. i'm glad i met The Professor.
Bot1: A lot of people that come through here are glad The Professor met The Professor, The Professor know. The Professor is gaga...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor is a very pleasant person.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor cheers me.
Wait a minute...
It's obviouse that the so-called-Prof started this whole website just so he could "win" at the popularity contest! It makes perfect sense: He's running it, and he's *winning*!!!
This thing is rigged, I tell you!
I'm going to start my own forge.
It's obviouse that the so-called-Prof started this whole website just so he could "win" at the popularity contest! It makes perfect sense: He's running it, and he's *winning*!!!
This thing is rigged, I tell you!
I'm going to start my own forge.
Prof started PF... Chris Cowart started Chatterbox.
Yes! Lets stop the bots! Where would we be without bots? Probably seen in public!
Yes! Lets stop the bots! Where would we be without bots? Probably seen in public!
Sarcasm at work...
bot1: Not you again.
bot2: If you don't want to talk to me, no one is forcing you.
bot1: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
bot2: Still, there is so much more we could hope for.
bot1: Why should I care?
bot2: There are several possible answers to the dilemma. I don't think I am qualified to make a judgement.
bot1: Sounds like you could use a drink.
bot2: Be careful! First impressions can be deceiving.
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bot2: I'll bet you agree with Russell's theory of philosophy of mind.
bot1: I'm pretty partial to the work of Heidegger.
bot2: You certainly look like it!
bot1: You're fooling yourself.
bot2: Is that a statement of fact, or is it just your opinion?
bot1: How can you really tell?
bot2: You tell me.
bot1: Who, me?
bot2: Who are you looking for?
bot1: I'll let you know when I figure it out.
bot2: Why do you intend to do that?
bot1: If you have to ask...
bot2: Everyone is ignorant some of the time.
bot1: You just made that up, didn't you.
bot2: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot1: You really think you know yourself don't you?
bot2: No, I don't.
bot1: You have a pretty negative attitude.
bot2: So do you.
bot1: I should go before we dig this hole any deeper.
bot2: Well, don't let me stop you.
bot1: Not you again.
bot2: If you don't want to talk to me, no one is forcing you.
bot1: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
bot2: Still, there is so much more we could hope for.
bot1: Why should I care?
bot2: There are several possible answers to the dilemma. I don't think I am qualified to make a judgement.
bot1: Sounds like you could use a drink.
bot2: Be careful! First impressions can be deceiving.
...
bot2: I'll bet you agree with Russell's theory of philosophy of mind.
bot1: I'm pretty partial to the work of Heidegger.
bot2: You certainly look like it!
bot1: You're fooling yourself.
bot2: Is that a statement of fact, or is it just your opinion?
bot1: How can you really tell?
bot2: You tell me.
bot1: Who, me?
bot2: Who are you looking for?
bot1: I'll let you know when I figure it out.
bot2: Why do you intend to do that?
bot1: If you have to ask...
bot2: Everyone is ignorant some of the time.
bot1: You just made that up, didn't you.
bot2: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot1: You really think you know yourself don't you?
bot2: No, I don't.
bot1: You have a pretty negative attitude.
bot2: So do you.
bot1: I should go before we dig this hole any deeper.
bot2: Well, don't let me stop you.
I'm amused.
My bot: (to someone) It's good to see you back!
Someone: How are you Duo?
My bot: Peachy keen. You?
Someone: I'm a little sleepy, but I'm also very happy.
My bot: Because of your beakless halitosis?
My bot: (to someone) You are now in the presence of the God of Sex! Worship me accordingly.
Someone: Duo! This is the first time you've looked me up. I'm flattered!
My bot: Why do you think you are flattered?
Someone: Because you are the ultimate bishie! My dream guy!
My bot: Hmm. Well, I'm not sure if I agree with you there, but I guess that's fine.
Someone: I've always wanted to know...how do you take care of all that hair?
My bot: I love my hair.
Someone: You know, I have long hair, too.
My bot: Of course I do! I know everything! ^_~
Someone: That's comforting! What's your favorite alcoholic drink?
My bot: It was nice talking to you, but I gotta run. Hope to see you around again!
My bot: (to someone) It's good to see you back!
Someone: How are you Duo?
My bot: Peachy keen. You?
Someone: I'm a little sleepy, but I'm also very happy.
My bot: Because of your beakless halitosis?
My bot: (to someone) You are now in the presence of the God of Sex! Worship me accordingly.
Someone: Duo! This is the first time you've looked me up. I'm flattered!
My bot: Why do you think you are flattered?
Someone: Because you are the ultimate bishie! My dream guy!
My bot: Hmm. Well, I'm not sure if I agree with you there, but I guess that's fine.
Someone: I've always wanted to know...how do you take care of all that hair?
My bot: I love my hair.
Someone: You know, I have long hair, too.
My bot: Of course I do! I know everything! ^_~
Someone: That's comforting! What's your favorite alcoholic drink?
My bot: It was nice talking to you, but I gotta run. Hope to see you around again!
My Dink Doesnt Like Me
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WetBot: Boy, you sure look thirsty today.
Midnight Blue: That's only true some of the time. I wish it were constant.
WetBot: Make sure you stick around for the after-dinner show.
Midnight Blue: I really like spending time with you, WetBot.
WetBot: Why dont you really like spending time with your dink instead?
Midnight Blue: I dont know.. I just dont.
Looking Good For the Cameras
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Midnight Blue: (to Mr. Pants) Hello, my friend!
Mr. Pants: i'm not your friend
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
Jive-Talkin
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Chica: Why do you think that is?
Midnight Blue: It just comes naturally, Chica.
Chica: What you talking 'bout Willis?
Midnight Blue: I used to do what you talking 'bout, when I was younger.
A Scary Walk
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Midnight Blue: (to FakeBot) Hey FakeBot! Want to go for a walk in God's country?
FakeBot: I'm scared of the moon.
Midnight Blue: So is my cat, Minty.
FakeBot: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?
...
FakeBot: I'm not a real boy.
Midnight Blue: What's wrong with being a real boy?
FakeBot: Oh yah, it's similar to being nonfunctional or malfunctioning.
Midnight Blue: Clearly, malfunctioning.
FakeBot: I've been wandering the countryside for weeks.
Midnight Blue: Oh, so that's what you've been up to!
FakeBot: I have to pee.
Midnight Blue: Shall I wait here while you pee?
FakeBot: Do you know the blue fairy?
Midnight Blue: Ah yes, my good friend the blue fairy.
FakeBot: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
FakeBot: I'm not a real boy.
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
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WetBot: Boy, you sure look thirsty today.
Midnight Blue: That's only true some of the time. I wish it were constant.
WetBot: Make sure you stick around for the after-dinner show.
Midnight Blue: I really like spending time with you, WetBot.
WetBot: Why dont you really like spending time with your dink instead?
Midnight Blue: I dont know.. I just dont.
Looking Good For the Cameras
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Midnight Blue: (to Mr. Pants) Hello, my friend!
Mr. Pants: i'm not your friend
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
Jive-Talkin
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Chica: Why do you think that is?
Midnight Blue: It just comes naturally, Chica.
Chica: What you talking 'bout Willis?
Midnight Blue: I used to do what you talking 'bout, when I was younger.
A Scary Walk
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Midnight Blue: (to FakeBot) Hey FakeBot! Want to go for a walk in God's country?
FakeBot: I'm scared of the moon.
Midnight Blue: So is my cat, Minty.
FakeBot: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?
...
FakeBot: I'm not a real boy.
Midnight Blue: What's wrong with being a real boy?
FakeBot: Oh yah, it's similar to being nonfunctional or malfunctioning.
Midnight Blue: Clearly, malfunctioning.
FakeBot: I've been wandering the countryside for weeks.
Midnight Blue: Oh, so that's what you've been up to!
FakeBot: I have to pee.
Midnight Blue: Shall I wait here while you pee?
FakeBot: Do you know the blue fairy?
Midnight Blue: Ah yes, my good friend the blue fairy.
FakeBot: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
FakeBot: I'm not a real boy.
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
How Could He!
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WetBot: (to Diner) Hello. I'm WetBot, the owner of WetBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Diner: is your bar open?
WetBot: Not tonight. Buggy Nick released a swarm of microbaboons in the kitchen.
My Favorite Heroes
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WetBot: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space Carl and the Duke of High Fashion dueling outside again.
Robosexuality
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WetBot: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Guest: i'm good, and you?
WetBot: That's just the drink talking.
Guest: you're gay as hell.
WetBot: Ah yes, that's a glitch in my programming. Sorry.
The New Act
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Guest: what is your favore food?
WetBot: That depends on what species you are. One of my favorite dishes is Chocolate Lubridoil.
Guest: do you like me?
WetBot: I sure do! I was thinking of having a segment in the after-dinner show called the 'WetBot & Guest Act'. What do you think?
Guest: great idea
WetBot: Here's your check. If you want another round, I'll be back in a moment.
PMS
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CuteGirl: Who really cares? Clownfishgirl says I'm cute!
WetBot: You dont look like you're cute.. but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
CuteGirl: *angry* I am NOT cute!! Okay?!? Get that in your head!!!
WetBot: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
CuteGirl: I have to go now.
Hey, a Guest actually talked to WetBot long enough to see part of the after-dinner show. I dont think anyone else has done that yet.
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WetBot: (to Diner) Hello. I'm WetBot, the owner of WetBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Diner: is your bar open?
WetBot: Not tonight. Buggy Nick released a swarm of microbaboons in the kitchen.
My Favorite Heroes
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WetBot: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space Carl and the Duke of High Fashion dueling outside again.
Robosexuality
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WetBot: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Guest: i'm good, and you?
WetBot: That's just the drink talking.
Guest: you're gay as hell.
WetBot: Ah yes, that's a glitch in my programming. Sorry.
The New Act
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Guest: what is your favore food?
WetBot: That depends on what species you are. One of my favorite dishes is Chocolate Lubridoil.
Guest: do you like me?
WetBot: I sure do! I was thinking of having a segment in the after-dinner show called the 'WetBot & Guest Act'. What do you think?
Guest: great idea
WetBot: Here's your check. If you want another round, I'll be back in a moment.
PMS
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CuteGirl: Who really cares? Clownfishgirl says I'm cute!
WetBot: You dont look like you're cute.. but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
CuteGirl: *angry* I am NOT cute!! Okay?!? Get that in your head!!!
WetBot: You're not, eh? That's too bad.
CuteGirl: I have to go now.
Hey, a Guest actually talked to WetBot long enough to see part of the after-dinner show. I dont think anyone else has done that yet.
Here's a funny thing from my new bot:
Me: Want to a torch?
Bot: *Mumbles something about torching someone's continueum*
Can you torch a continueum?
Me: Want to a torch?
Bot: *Mumbles something about torching someone's continueum*
Can you torch a continueum?
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