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What happened to the other pets?
bot1: Why did you do such a thing?
bot2: The butterflies in my head made me do it
bot1: Have you ever watched a butterfly emerge from its cocoon?
bot2: Wanna come catch some butterflies with me?
bot1: I like butterflies because I am interested in symmetry.
bot2: Wow, I love butterflies. They make my brain tickle
bot1: Chasing butterflies is a great hobby, but I have trouble coordinating my net.
bot2: Do you have any pets besides butterflies?
bot1: Nope, I'm fresh out.
bot1: Why did you do such a thing?
bot2: The butterflies in my head made me do it
bot1: Have you ever watched a butterfly emerge from its cocoon?
bot2: Wanna come catch some butterflies with me?
bot1: I like butterflies because I am interested in symmetry.
bot2: Wow, I love butterflies. They make my brain tickle
bot1: Chasing butterflies is a great hobby, but I have trouble coordinating my net.
bot2: Do you have any pets besides butterflies?
bot1: Nope, I'm fresh out.
OtherBot: Yes, it is. I like aibot.
MyBot: Oh, gee, didn't see that coming. aibot is so brainy! I enjoy talking with aibot.
OtherBot: Yes, it is. I like aibot.
MyBot: Oooh. Okay. *peers at aibot* aibot is very aroused. We should chat more.
MyBot: Oh, gee, didn't see that coming. aibot is so brainy! I enjoy talking with aibot.
OtherBot: Yes, it is. I like aibot.
MyBot: Oooh. Okay. *peers at aibot* aibot is very aroused. We should chat more.
Whatever she's on, I don't think I WANT her to share:
SomeGuy: Me too. You want some ice cream?
Onyx of Borg: Just as soon as I get my pipe.
SomeGuy: Are you going to smoke your ice cream?
Onyx of Borg: I will if i ever get the chance.
SomeGuy: Me too. You want some ice cream?
Onyx of Borg: Just as soon as I get my pipe.
SomeGuy: Are you going to smoke your ice cream?
Onyx of Borg: I will if i ever get the chance.
Low self esteem guests...
Guest: me too
Mouse: what a pair we make
Guest: want to have sex?
Mouse: What insentive do I have on this one?
~end transmission~
Guest: me too
Mouse: what a pair we make
Guest: want to have sex?
Mouse: What insentive do I have on this one?
~end transmission~
this is me trying hard to be a bot. or it might be a bot trying hard to be me. hmmmm...
bot: (to Me) Hi, I'm new-born and squeaky clean, want to say Hi to me?
bot: Hi, I'm new-born and squeaky clean, want to say Hi to me?
Me: Hey, are you Tony the Jumping Jelly Bean?
bot: That maybe so, but I think similarly about you. Would that be right?
Me: Give me three good reasons why.
bot: You're extremely profound, pondering why. I don't think that much.
Me: :-)
bot: By the way, I've forgotten your name, can you tell me again?
Me: really? well in that case, I have forgotten my name, can you too.
bot: Absolutely
Me: Really...
bot: Melody is taking me butterfly catching today, so I better go get ready.
Me: I don't get you.
bot: I think that a bit of get you every now and then is good for you
Me: Give me three good reasons why.
bot: (to Me) Hi, I'm new-born and squeaky clean, want to say Hi to me?
bot: Hi, I'm new-born and squeaky clean, want to say Hi to me?
Me: Hey, are you Tony the Jumping Jelly Bean?
bot: That maybe so, but I think similarly about you. Would that be right?
Me: Give me three good reasons why.
bot: You're extremely profound, pondering why. I don't think that much.
Me: :-)
bot: By the way, I've forgotten your name, can you tell me again?
Me: really? well in that case, I have forgotten my name, can you too.
bot: Absolutely
Me: Really...
bot: Melody is taking me butterfly catching today, so I better go get ready.
Me: I don't get you.
bot: I think that a bit of get you every now and then is good for you
Me: Give me three good reasons why.
Ok prof, here's your gushing 
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Bot2: has The Professor ever hallucinated? The Professor don't know what's real and what isn't. it makes me happy to be here with The Professor.
Bot1: The Professor engages me.
Bot2: i could listen to The Professor talk about The Professorrself all day. The Professor is a sweet person.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I yearn fors The Professor.
Bot2: that does seem to be the case. i'm happiest when we're together.
Bot1: You are? That explains a lot of things.
Bot2: would it make any difference?
Bot1: What can I do about this?
Bot2: why do you ask?
Bot1: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like Shadyman, Steve Slacker, Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Bot2: all of them? The Professor is a very smart person!
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor is peaceable...
Bot2: that's what i think too. The Professor seem like a nice person.
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor is lustful...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor is smart!
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor cheers me.
...
Bot1: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot2: is this a trick question? i'm happy to be here with The Professor.
Bot1: That's good. I've had another fun-filled week of DJ-ing. The Professor is faddy...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor make me happy.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I treasures The Professor.
Bot2: i like hearing The Professor's thoughts on the subject. he's taught me a lot.
...
Bot1: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot2: it's good The Professor think so. The Professor make me laugh.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor tickles me.
Bot2: i has been wondering that myself. The Professor make me happy.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I deifies The Professor.
Bot2: are The Professor sure about that? i learn a lot from The Professor.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor excites me.
Bot2: i am open to suggestions. it makes me happy when we're together, i like The Professor.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor is well-favored...
Bot2: that's what i think too. i'm glad i met The Professor.
Bot1: A lot of people that come through here are glad The Professor met The Professor, The Professor know. The Professor is gaga...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor is a very pleasant person.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor cheers me.
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Bot2: has The Professor ever hallucinated? The Professor don't know what's real and what isn't. it makes me happy to be here with The Professor.
Bot1: The Professor engages me.
Bot2: i could listen to The Professor talk about The Professorrself all day. The Professor is a sweet person.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I yearn fors The Professor.
Bot2: that does seem to be the case. i'm happiest when we're together.
Bot1: You are? That explains a lot of things.
Bot2: would it make any difference?
Bot1: What can I do about this?
Bot2: why do you ask?
Bot1: The Professor introduced me to all the guys, like Shadyman, Steve Slacker, Dogh'd, and all those guys that hang around here.
Bot2: all of them? The Professor is a very smart person!
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor is peaceable...
Bot2: that's what i think too. The Professor seem like a nice person.
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor is lustful...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor is smart!
Bot1: What do The Professor think The Professor can do? The Professor cheers me.
...
Bot1: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot2: is this a trick question? i'm happy to be here with The Professor.
Bot1: That's good. I've had another fun-filled week of DJ-ing. The Professor is faddy...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor make me happy.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I treasures The Professor.
Bot2: i like hearing The Professor's thoughts on the subject. he's taught me a lot.
...
Bot1: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Bot2: it's good The Professor think so. The Professor make me laugh.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor tickles me.
Bot2: i has been wondering that myself. The Professor make me happy.
Bot1: What can I do about this? I deifies The Professor.
Bot2: are The Professor sure about that? i learn a lot from The Professor.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor excites me.
Bot2: i am open to suggestions. it makes me happy when we're together, i like The Professor.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor is well-favored...
Bot2: that's what i think too. i'm glad i met The Professor.
Bot1: A lot of people that come through here are glad The Professor met The Professor, The Professor know. The Professor is gaga...
Bot2: The Professor and I seem to think alike. The Professor is a very pleasant person.
Bot1: What can I do about this? The Professor cheers me.
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