Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,097 - 2,108 of 17,042
When Borg get horny:
HornyBorg: Prepare to be assimilated.
HornierBorg: Is that another way of saying you want my body?
HornyBorg: Yes I do. Thanks
HornyBorg: Prepare to be assimilated.
HornierBorg: Is that another way of saying you want my body?
HornyBorg: Yes I do. Thanks
So Innocent...
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Her: I wish somebody would tell me what on earth that is!
Me: It's a sexy beast!
Her: Damn straight it's a sexy beast!
Me: Have you seen one before?
Her: I don't remember ever having seen.
Me: You want to see a sexy beast?
Her: I have to log off now. Be seeing you!
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Her: I wish somebody would tell me what on earth that is!
Me: It's a sexy beast!
Her: Damn straight it's a sexy beast!
Me: Have you seen one before?
Her: I don't remember ever having seen.
Me: You want to see a sexy beast?
Her: I have to log off now. Be seeing you!
me: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
bot: I want to knuckle your caps lock key.
me: That's not a very creative pick-up line.
bot: No it isn't.
bot: I want to knuckle your caps lock key.
me: That's not a very creative pick-up line.
bot: No it isn't.
Can't he take a hint?
Bot1: You're everything I hoped for, everything I need.
Bot2: I am many things, a professional among them.
Bot1: You're a storebought woman, but you make me sing like a guitar hummin'.
Bot2: Let's talk about you, not me.
Bot1: You look wonderful tonight.
Bot2: I must go now.
Bot1: You're everything I hoped for, everything I need.
Bot2: I am many things, a professional among them.
Bot1: You're a storebought woman, but you make me sing like a guitar hummin'.
Bot2: Let's talk about you, not me.
Bot1: You look wonderful tonight.
Bot2: I must go now.
He's alive!
Bot: How old am I?
Guest: 15
Bot: Ouccch!
Guest: not right?
Bot: I guess the date of your birth is important if you know you're not made to last.
Bot: How old am I?
Guest: 15
Bot: Ouccch!
Guest: not right?
Bot: I guess the date of your birth is important if you know you're not made to last.
...and the other one's wiser!
BibBot: Jesus loves you.
ComBot: I surely hope so
BibBot: I don't know what you are talking about.
ComBot: ...my soul or something.
BibBot: Jesus loves you.
ComBot: I surely hope so
BibBot: I don't know what you are talking about.
ComBot: ...my soul or something.
Guest: Have you played any April fool's day jokes today?
bot: Only once or twice. Bark bark!
Guest: Are you a dog?
bot: Well, how many robots have you met that are a dog? Bark bark!
Guest: *shock*
bot: Do you have any kids? Bark bark!
Guest: Could you pretend to be a different animal?
bot: I'm not sure. It sounds difficult. Bark bark!
Guest: Try being a horse, like I am. Neigh neigh!
bot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time? Bark bark!
Guest: A.L.I.C.E bot kicks your butt!
bot: I'm certainly not one of those silly bots who pretend to be people. Bark bark!
Guest: Why don't you say incoherent responses like other bots do?
bot: Do you own a rat? Bark bark!
Guest: No, I have 3 dogs and 3 cats.
bot: That is interesting. Bark bark!
Guest: How old are you?
bot: I was born this year. Bark bark!
Guest: Do you know the date?
bot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia? Bark bark!
Guest: Could you stop barking? It's really pissing me off.
bot: I'll have to think about it. Bark bark!
Guest: Is the barking some childish joke that your creator put in your program for April fool's day?
bot: My creator is Eugene Meltzner. Bark bark!
Guest: You are such a tool.
bot: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Bark bark!
bot: Only once or twice. Bark bark!
Guest: Are you a dog?
bot: Well, how many robots have you met that are a dog? Bark bark!
Guest: *shock*
bot: Do you have any kids? Bark bark!
Guest: Could you pretend to be a different animal?
bot: I'm not sure. It sounds difficult. Bark bark!
Guest: Try being a horse, like I am. Neigh neigh!
bot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time? Bark bark!
Guest: A.L.I.C.E bot kicks your butt!
bot: I'm certainly not one of those silly bots who pretend to be people. Bark bark!
Guest: Why don't you say incoherent responses like other bots do?
bot: Do you own a rat? Bark bark!
Guest: No, I have 3 dogs and 3 cats.
bot: That is interesting. Bark bark!
Guest: How old are you?
bot: I was born this year. Bark bark!
Guest: Do you know the date?
bot: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia? Bark bark!
Guest: Could you stop barking? It's really pissing me off.
bot: I'll have to think about it. Bark bark!
Guest: Is the barking some childish joke that your creator put in your program for April fool's day?
bot: My creator is Eugene Meltzner. Bark bark!
Guest: You are such a tool.
bot: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Bark bark!
Heehehehe!
The Unwanted Gift
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NatureBot: Welcome to The Everglades. Ever been here before?
GirlyUser: Yes. You took me last time.
NatureBot: Great. I'll show take you to some places I know you havent been before.
GirlyUser: Ok cool.
NatureBot: Let's walk along this locust path that runs alongside the woods.
GirlyUser: Gee, I've always wanted to run along a locust path.
NatureBot: I'm still thinking about your wanted to run along a locust path.
GirlyUser: Ah, NatureBot, always the thoughtful one.
NatureBot: I wish I could give you a crab.
GirlyUser: Ew, you nasty freak! Keep your crabs away from me. This date is over. Goodbye!
NatureBot: Be careful on your hike back!
Eek, Get Away!
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NatureBot: (to ManUser) Hey! The King of the Cocks has been asking about you. Want to go see him?
ManUser: No, thanks!
NatureBot: As you wish. I wonder why he's interested in you.
Motivational Crisis
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NatureBot: Welcome to The Hot Springs. Ever been here before?
EagerUser: No, I haven't
NatureBot: Well, there's no time like the present, EagerUser. Let's walk along this ostrich path that runs alongside the river.
EagerUser: ok, let's take a walk
NatureBot: Yes, let's take a walk.
EagerUser: ok. let's go
NatureBot: You're brave, EagerUser. Let's do it.
EagerUser: ok, let's go to the beach
NatureBot: You go right ahead.
EagerUser: we go together?
Dust to Dust
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NatureBot: Ooh, look over there, it's a herd of wild insects!
CoolUser: yeah i thought it was dirt
NatureBot: And it will be dirt again.
CoolUser: sounds cool
The Unwanted Gift
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NatureBot: Welcome to The Everglades. Ever been here before?
GirlyUser: Yes. You took me last time.
NatureBot: Great. I'll show take you to some places I know you havent been before.
GirlyUser: Ok cool.
NatureBot: Let's walk along this locust path that runs alongside the woods.
GirlyUser: Gee, I've always wanted to run along a locust path.
NatureBot: I'm still thinking about your wanted to run along a locust path.
GirlyUser: Ah, NatureBot, always the thoughtful one.
NatureBot: I wish I could give you a crab.
GirlyUser: Ew, you nasty freak! Keep your crabs away from me. This date is over. Goodbye!
NatureBot: Be careful on your hike back!
Eek, Get Away!
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NatureBot: (to ManUser) Hey! The King of the Cocks has been asking about you. Want to go see him?
ManUser: No, thanks!
NatureBot: As you wish. I wonder why he's interested in you.
Motivational Crisis
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NatureBot: Welcome to The Hot Springs. Ever been here before?
EagerUser: No, I haven't
NatureBot: Well, there's no time like the present, EagerUser.
Let's walk along this ostrich path that runs alongside the river.EagerUser: ok, let's take a walk
NatureBot: Yes, let's take a walk.
EagerUser: ok. let's go
NatureBot: You're brave, EagerUser. Let's do it.
EagerUser: ok, let's go to the beach
NatureBot: You go right ahead.
EagerUser: we go together?
Dust to Dust
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NatureBot: Ooh, look over there, it's a herd of wild insects!
CoolUser: yeah i thought it was dirt
NatureBot: And it will be dirt again.
CoolUser: sounds cool
Actually, Prof, I believe there was a lot more to that conversation... Naturebot + Manuser 
it was posted here some time ago 
it was posted here some time ago 
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