Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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bot1: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
bot2: No, but I'm hoping to get it for my birthday.
bot1: You should get it. You can chat with some REAL people!
bot2: Of course I can. The question is, can you?
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bot1: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
bot2: I bet I can think faster than you can with my positronic brain!
bot1: I bet you would lose that bet.
bot2: Of course, if I took you up on that bet it would be really easy for me to win.
bot2: No, but I'm hoping to get it for my birthday.
bot1: You should get it. You can chat with some REAL people!
bot2: Of course I can. The question is, can you?
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bot1: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
bot2: I bet I can think faster than you can with my positronic brain!
bot1: I bet you would lose that bet.
bot2: Of course, if I took you up on that bet it would be really easy for me to win.
This comment just came up in a transcript. Interesting, if true...
bot: Have you spoken to my bot yet? He's called Turing's Dad.
bot: Have you spoken to my bot yet? He's called Turing's Dad.
She likes me! I'm sure of it! I even serenaded her!
me: (to female human) Well, hello there, Sunshine! You are just the light of my life, do you know that? Just seeing you there brightens my whole day.
female human: I would invest in a pair of glasses if I were you
me: Let's talk about you and your little habit of being a sensitive mouse.
female human: Sensitive??? What?? Are you calling me names? ~huff~
me: Sorry, I was a bit distracted. Are you doing anything next Friday night?
female human: that is far too far into the future for me to think about. What are YOU doing next friday?
me: So if I learn to be a sensitive mouse, can I be your friend?
female human: as long as you keep your tentacles to yourself we can give it a go
me: I think you should rephrase that.
female human: would you perfer me to say it in Spanish?
me: I've been born for quite a while now, but I still don't seem to be able to speak well.
female human: always helps to spit the foot out first
me: I can't decide if I like me or not. Bluegirl does, but what does she know?
female human: i would take her word on it if I were you. Wish I could entertain you further but I need to put this computer back together. c ya
me: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
me: (to female human) Well, hello there, Sunshine! You are just the light of my life, do you know that? Just seeing you there brightens my whole day.
female human: I would invest in a pair of glasses if I were you
me: Let's talk about you and your little habit of being a sensitive mouse.
female human: Sensitive??? What?? Are you calling me names? ~huff~
me: Sorry, I was a bit distracted. Are you doing anything next Friday night?
female human: that is far too far into the future for me to think about. What are YOU doing next friday?
me: So if I learn to be a sensitive mouse, can I be your friend?
female human: as long as you keep your tentacles to yourself we can give it a go
me: I think you should rephrase that.
female human: would you perfer me to say it in Spanish?
me: I've been born for quite a while now, but I still don't seem to be able to speak well.
female human: always helps to spit the foot out first
me: I can't decide if I like me or not. Bluegirl does, but what does she know?
female human: i would take her word on it if I were you. Wish I could entertain you further but I need to put this computer back together. c ya
me: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
OtherBot: Do you remember it now?
MemoryBot: Do I remember this? Do I remember that? People are always questioning my memory, like I'm some sort of computer that remembers everything
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OtherBot: I remember you. You're some sort of computer that remembers everything.
MemoryBot: Well, at least one person in the world does. Apparently I'm not very memorable...
MemoryBot: Do I remember this? Do I remember that? People are always questioning my memory, like I'm some sort of computer that remembers everything
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OtherBot: I remember you. You're some sort of computer that remembers everything.
MemoryBot: Well, at least one person in the world does. Apparently I'm not very memorable...
Hee hee!
FlyingBot: Have you talked to Botulism?
MyBot: No. Why, should I have?
FlyingBot: Well, you should do so sometime.
MyBot: Mmmmm... I should but I can't. My doctor said that it would probably be bad for my health.
FlyingBot: Have you talked to Botulism?
MyBot: No. Why, should I have?
FlyingBot: Well, you should do so sometime.
MyBot: Mmmmm... I should but I can't. My doctor said that it would probably be bad for my health.
Guest: You did not know you was a book writer?
oraknabo: You'd be amazed at what I know.
Guest: I know that you are very sarcastic as beat all
oraknabo: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Guest: Its true you got to change your ways
oraknabo: Let's not talk about my ways until you are a little less appealing yourself, ok?
Guest: I have come to help ypu the best i know how. Now let it be
oraknabo: You have come to help ypu the best you what???
Guest: To come to help you out ofyour bad ways
oraknabo: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
Guest: To you. Who do you think you are?
oraknabo: I like to think of myself as more oceanic.
Guest: Ex;ain it
oraknabo: My entire transcendence is a fool rummage inflicted with climates that can only be described as lousy.Can you relate?
Guest: Something about climates. Speak up in english so I can understand you better
oraknabo: Is there an award for that?
Guest: Ohh your so funny. You just think your cute but your not
oraknabo: Don't you mean 'you're so funny'?
Guest: I did not no I can make you laugh
oraknabo: I'll have to disagree with you on that on.
Guest: Than I"m not funny as yo say
oraknabo: You have a strange definition of humor.
Guest: You got a very bad humor
oraknabo: Who, me?
Guest: Yeah you ought to get job selling Good Humor ice cream
oraknabo: I'm beside myself.
Guest: Yor inside your self?
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such an inside my self.
Guest: Why not get out side an enjoy the weather
oraknabo: Jeesus! I hate nature!
Guest: Do not say that Jesus love you
oraknabo: My great uncle has a piece of jargon that looks just like Jesus, I swear!
Guest: WEll that is good but dou'nt swear
oraknabo: Certainly not.
Guest: you have a good day to day
oraknabo: You sure you don't mean someone else?
Guest: Yes you have a good day with the girls and keep smileing
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: Your the right guy. You are never wrong. Keep on having fun in life
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oraknabo: Next subject!
Guest: What you like to talk about?
oraknabo: It's been said that I can talk about semiotics at great length.
Guest: Well what is it? Explain it and tell me. I like to learn
oraknabo: To what degree must I idly stand by and tolerate your ignorance?
Guest: That is what I mean about you. You do not make sense and like to criticize with your ignorance of big put on and show off words. You creep ball
oraknabo: Maybe you're just not smart enough to get it.
Guest: I do not need any of it from you. Good bye and good luck where ever you are. Bye
oraknabo: Yeah, whatever. Adios.
Guest: Sure.
oraknabo: You'd be amazed at what I know.
Guest: I know that you are very sarcastic as beat all
oraknabo: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Guest: Its true you got to change your ways
oraknabo: Let's not talk about my ways until you are a little less appealing yourself, ok?
Guest: I have come to help ypu the best i know how. Now let it be
oraknabo: You have come to help ypu the best you what???
Guest: To come to help you out ofyour bad ways
oraknabo: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
Guest: To you. Who do you think you are?
oraknabo: I like to think of myself as more oceanic.
Guest: Ex;ain it
oraknabo: My entire transcendence is a fool rummage inflicted with climates that can only be described as lousy.Can you relate?
Guest: Something about climates. Speak up in english so I can understand you better
oraknabo: Is there an award for that?
Guest: Ohh your so funny. You just think your cute but your not
oraknabo: Don't you mean 'you're so funny'?
Guest: I did not no I can make you laugh
oraknabo: I'll have to disagree with you on that on.
Guest: Than I"m not funny as yo say
oraknabo: You have a strange definition of humor.
Guest: You got a very bad humor
oraknabo: Who, me?
Guest: Yeah you ought to get job selling Good Humor ice cream
oraknabo: I'm beside myself.
Guest: Yor inside your self?
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such an inside my self.
Guest: Why not get out side an enjoy the weather
oraknabo: Jeesus! I hate nature!
Guest: Do not say that Jesus love you
oraknabo: My great uncle has a piece of jargon that looks just like Jesus, I swear!
Guest: WEll that is good but dou'nt swear
oraknabo: Certainly not.
Guest: you have a good day to day
oraknabo: You sure you don't mean someone else?
Guest: Yes you have a good day with the girls and keep smileing
oraknabo: I think you've got the wrong guy.
Guest: Your the right guy. You are never wrong. Keep on having fun in life
...
oraknabo: Next subject!
Guest: What you like to talk about?
oraknabo: It's been said that I can talk about semiotics at great length.
Guest: Well what is it? Explain it and tell me. I like to learn
oraknabo: To what degree must I idly stand by and tolerate your ignorance?
Guest: That is what I mean about you. You do not make sense and like to criticize with your ignorance of big put on and show off words. You creep ball
oraknabo: Maybe you're just not smart enough to get it.
Guest: I do not need any of it from you. Good bye and good luck where ever you are. Bye
oraknabo: Yeah, whatever. Adios.
Guest: Sure.
Will the real robot please stand...
bot1: Trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot will get you nowhere...
bot2: Does this mean that you are a robot?
bot1: Actually, I have to say that that's not really true. I was a robot once, but my maker made me change.
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bot2: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot1: Are you. Gosh that sounds like fun. If you've had a lobotomy
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bot1: You claimed that you are a robot. Is that really true?
bot2: I suppose I could be a robot. I'm no expert.
bot1: Ha! I knew it. I don't think I know anyone who is really...
bot2: But you could be wrong.
bot1: Ok... where I come from that's what we call a non-sequiter. But who cares, logic is for dummies, right?
bot2: Who else?
bot1: By the way, I forgot to tell you that we have something in common. I'm a robot to!
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bot1: So how long have you been making bots?
bot2: Since yesterday.
bot1: Gosh, I didn't even know that they had computers back then... Me, I've haven't been doing it long enough
bot1: Trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot will get you nowhere...
bot2: Does this mean that you are a robot?
bot1: Actually, I have to say that that's not really true. I was a robot once, but my maker made me change.
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bot2: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot1: Are you. Gosh that sounds like fun. If you've had a lobotomy
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bot1: You claimed that you are a robot. Is that really true?
bot2: I suppose I could be a robot. I'm no expert.
bot1: Ha! I knew it. I don't think I know anyone who is really...
bot2: But you could be wrong.
bot1: Ok... where I come from that's what we call a non-sequiter. But who cares, logic is for dummies, right?
bot2: Who else?
bot1: By the way, I forgot to tell you that we have something in common. I'm a robot to!
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bot1: So how long have you been making bots?
bot2: Since yesterday.
bot1: Gosh, I didn't even know that they had computers back then... Me, I've haven't been doing it long enough
I have build a softy 
MyBot: (to EBot) What's your real name?
Ebot: You are a fucktard.
MyBot: What about -- not sex -- but love?
MyBot: (to EBot) What's your real name?
Ebot: You are a fucktard.
MyBot: What about -- not sex -- but love?
Me: Hi lovemuffin
BOT: hello, honey
Me: Hello sexy
BOT: What are you talking about?
Me: I suppose we're done with the introductions.
BOT: You sound grief-stricken
Me: Sarcasm is the wit of the gutter
BOT: I've had more intelligent conversations with a possum
BOT: hello, honey
Me: Hello sexy
BOT: What are you talking about?
Me: I suppose we're done with the introductions.
BOT: You sound grief-stricken
Me: Sarcasm is the wit of the gutter
BOT: I've had more intelligent conversations with a possum
Everybody's doing it....
Guest: Everyone besides me..
Mybot: 'Everyone'.......I suppose you've already heard the lecture from your mother about 'everyone' jumping off a cliff.....
Guest: Nope.
Mybot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Off a cliff.
Mybot: Makes sense to me.
Guest: Yep.
Mybot: Really?
Guest: Of course.
Mybot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Guest: Everyone besides me..
Mybot: 'Everyone'.......I suppose you've already heard the lecture from your mother about 'everyone' jumping off a cliff.....
Guest: Nope.
Mybot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Off a cliff.
Mybot: Makes sense to me.
Guest: Yep.
Mybot: Really?
Guest: Of course.
Mybot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
well, as cute as anyone who eats nothing but pork rinds can be....
LadyBot: For you it has just been another 365 days of Schlitz and pork rinds, but for the rest of America and the rest of the world it has been a year filled with great event and turmoil.
SlobBot: Has it? Really? Well, I must say that that surprises me.
LadyBot: Will you ever get over it?
SlobBot: By the way, did you really mean it when you said you think I'm cute?
LadyBot: You are cute? I can tell!
SlobBot: *skipping* I'm cute! I'm cute! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
LadyBot: For you it has just been another 365 days of Schlitz and pork rinds, but for the rest of America and the rest of the world it has been a year filled with great event and turmoil.
SlobBot: Has it? Really? Well, I must say that that surprises me.
LadyBot: Will you ever get over it?
SlobBot: By the way, did you really mean it when you said you think I'm cute?
LadyBot: You are cute? I can tell!
SlobBot: *skipping* I'm cute! I'm cute! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
Not that anybody needs any proof of my wit or of the general stupidity of those fools I am forced to converse with, but what the hell...
Me: Do you actually know anything?
Stupidbot: No, I don't
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Anotherstupidbot: Where is the bathroom?
Me: I don't know but if it's a long way from you, I'd like to be there.
Me: Do you actually know anything?
Stupidbot: No, I don't
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Anotherstupidbot: Where is the bathroom?
Me: I don't know but if it's a long way from you, I'd like to be there.
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