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HULKING PHILOSOPHY CONFUSE BLACK MAMBA
Not I: (to The Black Mamba) The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The Black Mamba: Hello. I am Haley.
Not I: Be melting icicle. Wash yourself of yourself.
The Black Mamba: What?
Not I: gaps thing.
The Black Mamba: What the...?!
Not I: Downy Woodpecker diving into river.
The Black Mamba: Alright, this is just wierd.
Not I: Ah! Accept what.
The Black Mamba: Who are you?
Not I: Not I Not Not I. With no-Haley,butterfly comes.
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AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Azureon: Ah, the wonderful days of my youth. I was a bright and happy boy.
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your youth. Are you satisfied with it?
Azureon: You are as nice as anyone can be. You will go far. Are you AllGarbage or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you flattered?
AllGarbage: That's my name, don't wear it out.
Azureon: At first glance I would say that is your name, but I will not commit myself untill I can examine the facts.
AllGarbage: Well, my name is pretty simple. All means total, garbage is garbage, that basically sums up what spews onto my keyboard all day. Are you enjoying your serving of garbage for the day?
Azureon: I am a wizard with a short temper, and a long memory. Now do you still think I am relishing your serving of garbage for the day?
AllGarbage: Are you sure that you haven't confused me with someone else?
Azureon: Yes, I am sure that I have not confused you with someone else, with out a doubt.
Azureon: Ah, the wonderful days of my youth. I was a bright and happy boy.
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your youth. Are you satisfied with it?
Azureon: You are as nice as anyone can be. You will go far. Are you AllGarbage or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you flattered?
AllGarbage: That's my name, don't wear it out.
Azureon: At first glance I would say that is your name, but I will not commit myself untill I can examine the facts.
AllGarbage: Well, my name is pretty simple. All means total, garbage is garbage, that basically sums up what spews onto my keyboard all day. Are you enjoying your serving of garbage for the day?
Azureon: I am a wizard with a short temper, and a long memory. Now do you still think I am relishing your serving of garbage for the day?
AllGarbage: Are you sure that you haven't confused me with someone else?
Azureon: Yes, I am sure that I have not confused you with someone else, with out a doubt.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*.. Hmmm... I haven't insulted that guttersnipe Emm oh you es e yet...
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*.. Hmmm... I haven't insulted that guttersnipe Emm oh you es e yet...
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love and adore toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love once... It's very hard to keep loving when you've had immortality thrust on you.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: I used to love toast. Not any more. *Sigh*
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Wowbagger: Love is a potentially painful subject for me. How do you perceive it?
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Watzer: I would stash with the money.
Watzer: I would stash with the money.
Not I: (to The Black Mamba) The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The Black Mamba: Hello. I am Haley.
Not I: Be melting icicle. Wash yourself of yourself.
The Black Mamba: What?
Not I: gaps thing.
The Black Mamba: What the...?!
Not I: Downy Woodpecker diving into river.
The Black Mamba: Alright, this is just wierd.
Not I: Ah! Accept what.
The Black Mamba: Who are you?
Not I: Not I Not Not I. With no-Haley,butterfly comes.
Osiris: Really? What's it like?
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Osiris: Aren't you pulling my leg anymore, then?
Pete Puma: No offense, but I've seen better legs on a pool table.
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This first response alone gave me a little bit of a chuckle.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
Brother Jerome: Sorry. Did you say 'flattened', or do I need to clean my ears out?
Pete Puma: Your ears could use a Q-tip.
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Osiris: Aren't you pulling my leg anymore, then?
Pete Puma: No offense, but I've seen better legs on a pool table.
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This first response alone gave me a little bit of a chuckle.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
Brother Jerome: Sorry. Did you say 'flattened', or do I need to clean my ears out?
Pete Puma: Your ears could use a Q-tip.
AllGarbage: Hello, I'm AllGarbage. Who the heck are you?
Astrid: Do you consider yourself sophisticated and elegante?.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a retarded goat?
Astrid: I think you are sophisticated and elegante in a rustic way.
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
Astrid: Do you consider yourself sophisticated and elegante?.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a retarded goat?
Astrid: I think you are sophisticated and elegante in a rustic way.
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
dudde123: what are you wearing
Bianca: Wouldn't *you* like to know?
dudde123: yes i would
Bianca: Yes, but that would be stupid.
dudde123: are you horny
Bianca: Why do you care if I'm horny?
dudde123: because i am horny
Bianca: So?
dudde123: i want to have sex
Bianca: That's just too bad, because you're not allowed to have sex here.
(end of convo)
Bianca: Wouldn't *you* like to know?
dudde123: yes i would
Bianca: Yes, but that would be stupid.
dudde123: are you horny
Bianca: Why do you care if I'm horny?
dudde123: because i am horny
Bianca: So?
dudde123: i want to have sex
Bianca: That's just too bad, because you're not allowed to have sex here.
(end of convo)
Glindar: You joke, right?
Selendrile: I dont know any jokes really. Do you know any?
Glindar: Good. No knowing jokes.
Selendrile: I was never much for humor I'm afraid, but i like a laugh here and there.
Glindar: Ah... You give Glindar means to control! *grins maniacally*
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
Glindar: Glindar no hear. Glindar never hear. *drives his knife into the table*
Selendrile: I'm afraid i am as naive as you. Someone started the joke and never finished it.
Glindar: Why for you be afraid?
Selendrile: You give me reason to wake up in the morning.
Selendrile: I dont know any jokes really. Do you know any?
Glindar: Good. No knowing jokes.
Selendrile: I was never much for humor I'm afraid, but i like a laugh here and there.
Glindar: Ah... You give Glindar means to control! *grins maniacally*
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
Glindar: Glindar no hear. Glindar never hear. *drives his knife into the table*
Selendrile: I'm afraid i am as naive as you. Someone started the joke and never finished it.
Glindar: Why for you be afraid?
Selendrile: You give me reason to wake up in the morning.
Bianca: I make a mean cauliflower in cheese sauce!
Not I: What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Bianca: What hole are we talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing. Attention.
Bianca: What gaps?
Not I: Attention. Attention.
Not I: What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Bianca: What hole are we talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing. Attention.
Bianca: What gaps?
Not I: Attention. Attention.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Ifigeneia: I am quite young for everything and old enough for anything.
Pete Puma: Lemme see some ID, I don't believe you.
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Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Brother Jerome: My favourite power tool is an electric hammer.
Pete Puma: That would be cool for splitting someone's skull open, no?
Brother Jerome: Yes it is.
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Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I meditate upon the relationship between entity and sentience.
Pete Puma: How on earth do you manage to feed yourself with a gig like that?
Brother Jerome: I am but a humble servant of the Lord.
Pete Puma: How about you be a humble servant of Pete Puma for a minute and fetch me another beer from the fridge?
Brother Jerome: I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink, but have poured out my soul before the Lord. 1 Samuel ch.1 v.15
Pete Puma: Very interesting...
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Pete Puma: Greetings and salutations.
Wowbagger: I don't like you much, jerk.
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Ifigeneia: I am quite young for everything and old enough for anything.
Pete Puma: Lemme see some ID, I don't believe you.
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Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Brother Jerome: My favourite power tool is an electric hammer.
Pete Puma: That would be cool for splitting someone's skull open, no?
Brother Jerome: Yes it is.
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Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I meditate upon the relationship between entity and sentience.
Pete Puma: How on earth do you manage to feed yourself with a gig like that?
Brother Jerome: I am but a humble servant of the Lord.
Pete Puma: How about you be a humble servant of Pete Puma for a minute and fetch me another beer from the fridge?
Brother Jerome: I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink, but have poured out my soul before the Lord. 1 Samuel ch.1 v.15
Pete Puma: Very interesting...
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Pete Puma: Greetings and salutations.
Wowbagger: I don't like you much, jerk.
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Thanks, prob123!
Sonora: Hey, I found this antiquated neutrino a while back. Was it yours?
prob123: No, I don't like neutrinos, I prefer quarks
Sonora: Maybe that's because you haven't tried to broaden your horizons.
prob123: I have tried and failed miserably
Sonora: Did you want to have tried?
prob123: yes, i did, I really looked forward to it.
Sonora: NO! DON'T DO IT!
Sonora: Hey, I found this antiquated neutrino a while back. Was it yours?
prob123: No, I don't like neutrinos, I prefer quarks
Sonora: Maybe that's because you haven't tried to broaden your horizons.
prob123: I have tried and failed miserably
Sonora: Did you want to have tried?
prob123: yes, i did, I really looked forward to it.
Sonora: NO! DON'T DO IT!
Yay!! My work is finally paying off!
The Black Mamba: Do you eat white horses?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I eat white horses every day.
The Black Mamba: Do you eat black horses?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to eat black horses.
The Black Mamba: Why do not you eat black horses? You eat white horses.
o0 The Oddity 0o: It is flaccid.
The Black Mamba: What? Alright, I give up.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You really have not got any brains at all.
The Black Mamba: Do you eat white horses?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I eat white horses every day.
The Black Mamba: Do you eat black horses?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No, I hate to eat black horses.
The Black Mamba: Why do not you eat black horses? You eat white horses.
o0 The Oddity 0o: It is flaccid.
The Black Mamba: What? Alright, I give up.
o0 The Oddity 0o: You really have not got any brains at all.
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