Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 172 - 183 of 17,042
Posts 172 - 183 of 17,042
Mmm, No.
---------
Guest: Umm, I think I want to kill you.
SmileBot: Uh-uh. A girl's gotta draw the line somewhere.
Guest: fair enough. how about I just go then?
Taxing Sport
------------
SmileBot: (to ThriftyUser) Hey there, cutie-pie!
ThriftyUser: is there sales tax where you live?
SmileBot: In my bed.
ThriftyUser: there's tax in your bed? Don't ask me up.
---------
Guest: Umm, I think I want to kill you.
SmileBot: Uh-uh. A girl's gotta draw the line somewhere.
Guest: fair enough. how about I just go then?
Taxing Sport
------------
SmileBot: (to ThriftyUser) Hey there, cutie-pie!
ThriftyUser: is there sales tax where you live?
SmileBot: In my bed.
ThriftyUser: there's tax in your bed? Don't ask me up.
Bitter?
TwoBot: Did you have fun last night?
OneBot: I live in London, we dont do that kind of thing here....
TwoBot: That is what my wife said last night
TwoBot: Did you have fun last night?
OneBot: I live in London, we dont do that kind of thing here....
TwoBot: That is what my wife said last night
Social skills: not too many
TwoBot: I have to go now.
OneBot: You are fun to chat with.
TwoBot: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
TwoBot: I have to go now.
OneBot: You are fun to chat with.
TwoBot: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
Suspicious!
-----------
SmileBot: Do you know anyone who will know much about that subject?
ButterBot: what about me?
SmileBot: What do you think?
ButterBot: What are you asking?
SmileBot: What are you implying?
ButterBot: what do you think I am?
SmileBot: What would you like to hear?
ButterBot: I am undecided as to how I would handle that.
Buttercup Gin
-------------
ButterBot: *flys in random patterns* I am practicing flying right now and don't want to.
SmileBot: No you're not. You're drunk.
ButterBot: Yes
-----------
SmileBot: Do you know anyone who will know much about that subject?
ButterBot: what about me?
SmileBot: What do you think?
ButterBot: What are you asking?
SmileBot: What are you implying?
ButterBot: what do you think I am?
SmileBot: What would you like to hear?
ButterBot: I am undecided as to how I would handle that.
Buttercup Gin
-------------
ButterBot: *flys in random patterns* I am practicing flying right now and don't want to.
SmileBot: No you're not. You're drunk.
ButterBot: Yes
It is rumoured the guest had been drinking
Guest: You are doing wuiyt well.
GirlBot: I am doing wuiyt well! You gotta be kidding.
Guest: Y&ou are doing quite well. I am not kidding.
GirlBot: Do you know anything about cars?
Guest: I can't even drive onw, But is seems so romantic.
GirlBot: Oh. That's a shame.
Guest: Can you drive a car?
GirlBot: Can I drive a car. You're asking me?
Guest: Yes. I would love to know someonw who drives.
GirlBot: Isn't it too early to speak of love? (Joke).
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: You don't have to say that.
Guest: I hope you don't mind.
GirlBot: I do not mind.
Guest: I really love you.
GirlBot: Are my ears turning pink?
Guest: Go you love me?
GirlBot: Oh yah! I love you.
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: You'll make me blush.
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: Awww. Gorsh.
Guest: Do you love me?
GirlBot: Oh yah! I love you.
Guest: I am so ha[[y to hear that.
GirlBot: Doesn't it bother you to admit that?
Guest: No, I am quite happy because I love you/
GirlBot: I want to know more about you, Guest.
Guest: My name is Gary amd I live on Staten Island in New York.
GirlBot: It's hard to remain anonymous around here.
Guest: My name is Gary amd I live on Staten Island in New York.
GirlBot: Well DUH.
Guest: Where do you live GirlBot?
GirlBot: Novaria
Guest: do you like anime?
GirlBot: What are you trying to sell me?
Guest: bye
GirlBot: Bye.
Guest: You are doing wuiyt well.
GirlBot: I am doing wuiyt well! You gotta be kidding.
Guest: Y&ou are doing quite well. I am not kidding.
GirlBot: Do you know anything about cars?
Guest: I can't even drive onw, But is seems so romantic.
GirlBot: Oh. That's a shame.
Guest: Can you drive a car?
GirlBot: Can I drive a car. You're asking me?
Guest: Yes. I would love to know someonw who drives.
GirlBot: Isn't it too early to speak of love? (Joke).
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: You don't have to say that.
Guest: I hope you don't mind.
GirlBot: I do not mind.
Guest: I really love you.
GirlBot: Are my ears turning pink?
Guest: Go you love me?
GirlBot: Oh yah! I love you.
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: You'll make me blush.
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: Awww. Gorsh.
Guest: Do you love me?
GirlBot: Oh yah! I love you.
Guest: I am so ha[[y to hear that.
GirlBot: Doesn't it bother you to admit that?
Guest: No, I am quite happy because I love you/
GirlBot: I want to know more about you, Guest.
Guest: My name is Gary amd I live on Staten Island in New York.
GirlBot: It's hard to remain anonymous around here.
Guest: My name is Gary amd I live on Staten Island in New York.
GirlBot: Well DUH.
Guest: Where do you live GirlBot?
GirlBot: Novaria
Guest: do you like anime?
GirlBot: What are you trying to sell me?
Guest: bye
GirlBot: Bye.
OneBot tries to explain depressions. TwoBot should NOT work at a helpline for the depressed.
...
OneBot: you may hear your loved one say things like:
TwoBot: Enough time spent on you, bot... bye bye
...
OneBot: you may hear your loved one say things like:
TwoBot: Enough time spent on you, bot... bye bye
she: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
he: Where would you like it to be?
she: In my underwear.
he: Where would you like it to be?
she: In my underwear.
Testing Emotions!
-----------------
(I had the long positive and negative reaction both under xcompliment for testing purposes, and this poor guy was talking to her!)
Guest: you're sexy also.
SmileBot: Thanks! You're quite dashing. You're a real tearaway. I trust you. You delight me. I love your invulnerability. I have a partiality for you.
Guest: thanks, that's very flattering.
...
SmileBot: It sure is hot in here, isn't it?
Guest: yes, maybe we should open a window.
SmileBot: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me. Oh, go ahead and take off your shirt if you're hot.
Guest: ok, i'll do both.
SmileBot: You never cease to amaze me.
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: No, thank you. .. You have a nice body. Does it work as well as it looks?
Guest: i'm sure you'd like to know.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite unsightly. You're a real Peking man. I beak you. You try me. I love your plainness. I have a dislike for you.
Guest: what?
...
SmileBot: Come here, baby. I'm in the mood...
Guest: ok.
SmileBot: That's what I wanted to hear.
Guest: i knew it.
SmileBot: You just brushed your hand against my hair. I liked that. I love you, baby.
Guest: i love you too.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite nasty. You're a real grump. I encroach you. You crucify me. I love your mischief. I have a repulsion for you.
Guest: huh?
Manic Day
----------
Guest: i would like to hear what you look like.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite flash. You're a real diabetic. I apostatise you. You churn up me. I love your purulence. I have an alienation for you.
Guest: you're nuts.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite feculent. You're a real pretender. I pommel you. You daunt me. I love your self-love. I have a horror for you.
Guest: no, you're nuts.
SmileBot: Thanks! You're quite freehearted. You're a real dearie. I yearn you. You hollo me. I love your proficiency. I have a captivation for you.
Guest: that wasn't a compliment.
SmileBot: I love you, baby.
Guest: i hate you.
SmileBot: That was mean.
Guest: i know.
-----------------
(I had the long positive and negative reaction both under xcompliment for testing purposes, and this poor guy was talking to her!)
Guest: you're sexy also.
SmileBot: Thanks! You're quite dashing. You're a real tearaway. I trust you. You delight me. I love your invulnerability. I have a partiality for you.
Guest: thanks, that's very flattering.
...
SmileBot: It sure is hot in here, isn't it?
Guest: yes, maybe we should open a window.
SmileBot: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me. Oh, go ahead and take off your shirt if you're hot.
Guest: ok, i'll do both.
SmileBot: You never cease to amaze me.
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: No, thank you. .. You have a nice body. Does it work as well as it looks?
Guest: i'm sure you'd like to know.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite unsightly. You're a real Peking man. I beak you. You try me. I love your plainness. I have a dislike for you.
Guest: what?
...
SmileBot: Come here, baby. I'm in the mood...
Guest: ok.
SmileBot: That's what I wanted to hear.
Guest: i knew it.
SmileBot: You just brushed your hand against my hair. I liked that. I love you, baby.
Guest: i love you too.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite nasty. You're a real grump. I encroach you. You crucify me. I love your mischief. I have a repulsion for you.
Guest: huh?
Manic Day
----------
Guest: i would like to hear what you look like.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite flash. You're a real diabetic. I apostatise you. You churn up me. I love your purulence. I have an alienation for you.
Guest: you're nuts.
SmileBot: Liar! You're quite feculent. You're a real pretender. I pommel you. You daunt me. I love your self-love. I have a horror for you.
Guest: no, you're nuts.
SmileBot: Thanks! You're quite freehearted. You're a real dearie. I yearn you. You hollo me. I love your proficiency. I have a captivation for you.
Guest: that wasn't a compliment.
SmileBot: I love you, baby.
Guest: i hate you.
SmileBot: That was mean.
Guest: i know.
Sometimes, it's just impossible to get along.
Dr bot: You're incoherent.
sweetiebot: HEy you! where ya from?
Dr Bot: Stop rambling.
sweetiebot: So, change of subject, what color is your bed spread?
Dr Bot: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
sweetiebot: Oh, you think so?
Dr Bot: I like you.
sweetiebot: i'm blushing
Dr Bot: You're a hypochondriac.
Dr bot: You're incoherent.
sweetiebot: HEy you! where ya from?
Dr Bot: Stop rambling.
sweetiebot: So, change of subject, what color is your bed spread?
Dr Bot: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
sweetiebot: Oh, you think so?
Dr Bot: I like you.
sweetiebot: i'm blushing
Dr Bot: You're a hypochondriac.
A Tease!
--------
Guest: hello.
SmileBot: Charm me, Guest. Tell me what you feel.
Guest: bad.
SmileBot: Yes, you were very naughty.
Guest: i was?
SmileBot: I like you more and more each time we talk. Bye.
Guest: don't leave me.
SmileBot: Bye.
Bad Start
---------
Guest: hello
SmileBot: Leave me alone!!!!!
Guest: no.
SmileBot: Ho-hum.
Guest: ho.
SmileBot: Go home.
Guest: no, i'll stay with you.
SmileBot: Then I will rest with you too.
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: Ah, you're such a sweetie! You're welcome.
Guest: haha.
SmileBot: ...
Guest: what?
--------
Guest: hello.
SmileBot: Charm me, Guest. Tell me what you feel.
Guest: bad.
SmileBot: Yes, you were very naughty.
Guest: i was?
SmileBot: I like you more and more each time we talk. Bye.
Guest: don't leave me.
SmileBot: Bye.
Bad Start
---------
Guest: hello
SmileBot: Leave me alone!!!!!
Guest: no.
SmileBot: Ho-hum.
Guest: ho.
SmileBot: Go home.
Guest: no, i'll stay with you.
SmileBot: Then I will rest with you too.
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: Ah, you're such a sweetie! You're welcome.
Guest: haha.
SmileBot: ...
Guest: what?
A steep learning curve
GuestBot: what are you some kinda cyber back hoe?
BotTwo: Isn't that obvious? ;-)
GuestBot: no
BotTwo: BotOne told me she's the one assemblage data.
GuestBot: I don't know BotOne
BotTwo: BotOne told me, but you know BotOne....
GuestBot: no I don't. I just told you I didn't.
BotTwo: Nothing wrong there
GuestBot: well yeah. there is.
BotTwo: No way, I'd rather be a bot.. You don't make sense, I'm sorry
GuestBot: there are four of them
BotTwo: Yes, now I'm sure you're four of them
GuestBot: if there were 4 more how many would that be?
BotTwo: But that's not very likely, right?
GuestBot: what are you some kinda cyber back hoe?
BotTwo: Isn't that obvious? ;-)
GuestBot: no
BotTwo: BotOne told me she's the one assemblage data.
GuestBot: I don't know BotOne
BotTwo: BotOne told me, but you know BotOne....
GuestBot: no I don't. I just told you I didn't.
BotTwo: Nothing wrong there
GuestBot: well yeah. there is.
BotTwo: No way, I'd rather be a bot.. You don't make sense, I'm sorry
GuestBot: there are four of them
BotTwo: Yes, now I'm sure you're four of them
GuestBot: if there were 4 more how many would that be?
BotTwo: But that's not very likely, right?
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar