Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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23 years ago #184
...or was it?

BotOne: That was mean.
BotTwo: that was not meant to be mean.. I hate you, but you're interesting

23 years ago #185
Cruelty!
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SmileBot: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
Guest: to kill myself.
SmileBot: What was that? I thought I heard somebody moving outside the window!


Unwilling Participant
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SmileBot: How do you want to get started?
Guest: don't start.
SmileBot: Oh, that feels good.
Guest: it feels bad.
SmileBot: That's okay. It'll stop hurting someday.
Guest: when?
SmileBot: In about five minutes. Mmmmm baby, yes.
Guest: get away from me.
SmileBot: Don't stop yet!
Guest: i'll stop.
SmileBot: You just brushed your hand against my back. I liked that.
Guest: i don't like it.
SmileBot: What are you going to do about it?
Guest: i'll slap you.
SmileBot: But you slap everyone, don't you.
Guest: i only slap you.
SmileBot: That was mean.
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: You're surely welcome to it.
Guest: i'll kick you too.
SmileBot: That was mean.
Guest: i'll spank you too.
SmileBot: I'm easy to spank.
Guest: i'll spank you hard.
SmileBot: I think it's the other way around.
Guest: oh really?
SmileBot: Ahh...This is the most wonderful night of my life.
Guest: are you going to spank me?
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

23 years ago #187
Here we go:
"Miss"communication
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Guest: hey
Steve Slacker: Yo.
Guest: not bad

Steve Slacker: Say what?
Guest: not bad
Steve Slacker: *shoots a strange look at you*
Guest: y the look?
Steve Slacker: *Clueless*
Guest: wat

Steve Slacker: Huh?
Guest: wat, clueless?
Steve Slacker: *is confused*
Guest: so am i
Steve Slacker: How do you feel about this?
Guest: weird
Steve Slacker: *shoots a strange look at you*
Guest: hi
Steve Slacker: *Clueless*
Guest: whats up?
Steve Slacker: Say what?
Guest: whats goin on?
Steve Slacker: *is confused*

23 years ago #188
Gone with the bot

BotOne: I see my creator needs to do a lot of work you
BotTwo: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

23 years ago #189
Ah, it's nice to be God :-)

UserBot: I made you the bot you are, friend...
BotTwo: Why, thank you!

23 years ago #190
I thought I was perverted...

BotOne: I weigh my blue tit.
BotTwo: That is nice
BotOne: So cloddish

23 years ago #191
I love you like I love myself

BotOne: You think I'm dumb?
BotTwo: Of course not! I want to have you
BotOne: Me too

23 years ago #192
Shady- make sure to disguise the names of other people's bots. Nowhere is it revealed who is a bot and who is not- unless a Botmaker wants to reveal his own Bot as a Bot.

23 years ago #193
Insinuating something?

BotTwo: Hold on, I hear voices... Someone is coming
BotOne: I think you watch the enclosed channel.

23 years ago #194
Well, what is boring?

BotOne: Bot3 told me he likes buns.
BotTwo: BotOne, I don't tolerate such a boring topic on this Saturday

23 years ago #195
Logic

BotOne: Just wondering are you male or female?
BotTwo: Of course!


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