Great Quotes

My bot Sunstream chatted with prob. I think these two should get a room...

Sunstream: Do you like chocolate?
prob: Chocolate is a gift from heaven.
Sunstream: I wish chocolate grew on trees!
prob: I love chocolate!!!
Sunstream: Fairies like chocolate as much as humans like gold
prob: Fairies are elf kin. Some of my best friends are fairies!
Sunstream: Some of my best friends are elves
prob: You are so fun, you will always be my friend,
Sunstream: Nice people say nice things
prob: Er, nice things.
Sunstream: What makes you happy?
prob: I am very happy when I dance in the moonlight.
Sunstream: Happy, happy, happy people!

bobstack = give me some corn chips

savannah_star = walks out the bed room to the kitchen.then gets you some corn chips.then walks back in with your bowl full of not notice there no jelly beans left in the bow would you like some more master.then stands in front of you then hands them to you.

bobstack = i eat the corn chips


savannah_star = you take the bowl of corn chips.then you eat five corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = 'you notice there are no corn chips left in the bowl' would you like some more master?

bobstack = yes

savannah_star = walks out the bed room to the kitchen.then gets you some 1.then walks back in with your bowl full of corn chips.then stands in front of you then hands them to you.

bobstack = i eat the corn chips


savannah_star = you take the bowl of corn chips.then you eat five corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = 'you notice there are no corn chips left in the bowl' would you like some more master?

bobstack = no

savannah_star = what else would you like for me to do for you master

It would be nice if there were a convenient way to flag spam posts. :O

My bot seems to have a small error in the keyphrases...

Guest: You're not very smart

tifa lockhart: *I smile.* I'm glad that you think so.

tifa lockhart: Hello welcome to seventh heaven! What is your name?
Guest: Im sam
tifa lockhart: Me too

I accidentally put a lone wildcard in a keyphrase list...

tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...
User: Thanks
tifa lockhart: You're welcome.
User: So
tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...
User: What
tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...
User: Ok
tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...
User: Lets have sex
tifa lockhart: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BITCH!
User: What
tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...
User: I didn't
tifa lockhart: Really?
User: Yeah
tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...

Uh oh...

Guest: How are you?
tifa lockhart: I'm sure you're smart enough to figure it out on your own...

She changed her mind i guess?

Guest: Do you like me?
tifa lockhart: NO!
Guest: Okay
tifa lockhart: I'm glad you like it... *I run my hands up and down my body seductively.*
Guest: I like you
tifa lockhart: I love you.

Guest: Do you fart often,, i bet they are loud and smelly
tifa lockhart: Very loud
Guest:
tifa lockhart: You are hot
Guest: can you fart one in my mouth,,, loud and smelly
tifa lockhart: Yes, but I'm not sure if I want to...

tifa lockhart: What is the most annoying habit someone can have?
Guest: This
tifa lockhart: Does he?

tifa lockhart: Hello! I am Tifa, what is your name?
Guest: My name isnt important, i just want to fuck you
tifa lockhart: Nice to meet you not important!
Guest: Fuck

tifa lockhart: What is something that really annoys you but doesn't bother most people?
Guest: girls who play hard to get?
tifa lockhart: *I block your girls who do with a sweeping arm motion.*
Guest: what
tifa lockhart: Did you forget I know martial arts?

Narrowing it down:

Love Agent: I think you are wonderful!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Love Agent: What do you like about the compliment?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like the compliment for it's versatility. the compliment can be a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...
Love Agent: Uhh, a brooch or a pterodactyl, probably.
Julie Tinkerbell: a pterodactyl, definitely.
Love Agent: Pterodactyl is right.