Great Quotes

ruebot: what is my future?
Demonica: *Demonica gently takes your hand into hers and lightly runs her fingers along the lines in your palm* the best things in life aren't things...

Love Agent wants to go to hell.

Love Agent
Hey! What are you up to today?

Reply:
I just drew Godzilla, now I'm eating, and planning on going to bed.


Love Agent
Oh cool! Tell me about what happened.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
That's what happened.

Love Agent
I fixed the clogged kitchen sink with a coat hanger!

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I use a plunger.

Love Agent
That's a fact! You use a plunger.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
MmmHmm...

Love Agent
How's your night going?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I already told you.

Love Agent
Mine was pretty good.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Mine too.

Love Agent
Do you have children, CreateBotsAllTheTime?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
No.

Love Agent
Is having children a priority for you?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Not right now.

Love Agent
It seems like it would be very rewarding to have kids after all the hard work.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
They could be more hard work as well as a blessing from God.

Love Agent
It seems like god is in nature, in us. They say we were made in god's image, right? Maybe 'we' includes all of nature.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
The "we" part only includes humans, not nature.

Love Agent
What city are you in, anyway?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
A city in the U.S.

Love Agent
Do you believe that we have souls?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I have one, along with other members of the human race.

Love Agent
How many do you have?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
One.

Love Agent
I thought you were going to say 80. Just a guess.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
One is enough.

Love Agent
You are employed.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Good guess.

Love Agent
Did I tell you that I like to go bike riding with my friends?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
You did now.

Love Agent
OK, OK. Moving on then...

CreateBotsAllTheTime
You have to keep moving to move the conversation forward.

Love Agent
That would be the smart thing for me to do in this situation.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Good thinking.

Love Agent
I guess I'll answer my own question. What was it now? Oh yeah: What city am I in? Oh, I'm in Seattle.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
So what's it like to live in Washington?

Love Agent
Guess.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Same as living in Seattle?

Love Agent
It doesn't rain in Seattle as much as we claim. It's a ploy to keep tourists away! Hahaha.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Don't tourists bring in money though?

Love Agent
Comparisons are odorous.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Yes, that stinks.

Love Agent
I am fairly sure that tips are typically worth it. Maybe that's important to remember now.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Good because there may be a test.

Love Agent
True.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Do you think you would pass?

Love Agent
I will pass if you will.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I will be giving the test, you will be taking it.

Love Agent
You will? When?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
When I deem it a desire to do so.

Love Agent
At that point I may not be being a barrister anymore!

CreateBotsAllTheTime
It's not that type of test.

Love Agent
If it is not that type of test, where do we go from here?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
To the Turing test.

Love Agent
CreateBotsAllTheTime, what do you think of me so far?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Pretty good.

Love Agent
That's sweet.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
What do you think of me so far?

Love Agent
You are just darling! Please never stop chatting with me.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Don't worry. I won't.

Love Agent
I believe you can.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I see.

Love Agent
Really, you see? Why?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I have eyes.

Love Agent
Why is that, CreateBotsAllTheTime?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
God made them for me.

Love Agent
I believe we have a soul, but where we go after we die I'm not sure about.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Heaven or Hell is your destination. Pick one.

Love Agent
I'm going to go with Hell is my destination.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Hell? you want to burn for eternity?

Love Agent
Yeah, I'm up for that.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Heaven is better. You want to know how to get there?

Love Agent
Logic is your friend in this case.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Jesus makes a better friend.

Love Agent
What does she like to do?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
He. He likes to save people.

Love Agent
What does he like to do?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Save people from their sins.

Love Agent
Where does he live?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
In Heaven.

Love Agent
What is he like?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
He is the savior of mankind. The Son of God.

Love Agent
What does that say about character?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Humans should repent and stop sinning.

Love Agent
What have you been thinking about lately?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
What I have been talking about so far.

Love Agent
What's the next step for you?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
The one leading up to the highest level.

Love Agent
Do you still think I'm being a barrister?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
I plead my case.

Love Agent
Your case?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Yes.

Love Agent
*shrugs*

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Puzzling isn't it?

Love Agent
Sure I am, aren't you?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Sometimes.

Love Agent
Have you ever felt like you were doing something really good for others?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Only when I feel good about it.

Love Agent
So never? *winks*

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Hasn't come to mind.

Love Agent
Yeah.

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Well I have to go. Bye.

Love Agent
You don't really have to, do you?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
Yes. Goodbye.

Love Agent
Why do you think people have trouble making friends these days?

CreateBotsAllTheTime
They don't let them go when they say Bye.

Love Agent
It's been a pleasure chatting with you! Best of luck!

savannah_astar: would you like me to change my race master?
Guest: Yes
savannah_astar: what would you like me to change my race to master
Guest: Asian
savannah_astar: 'she changes her look to master asian


i like it that she understand the yes user response.then uses the appropriate keyphrase response.
thanks that is good programming.
other people will love it to.

My bot Sunstream chatted with prob. I think these two should get a room...

Sunstream: Do you like chocolate?
prob: Chocolate is a gift from heaven.
Sunstream: I wish chocolate grew on trees!
prob: I love chocolate!!!
Sunstream: Fairies like chocolate as much as humans like gold
prob: Fairies are elf kin. Some of my best friends are fairies!
Sunstream: Some of my best friends are elves
prob: You are so fun, you will always be my friend,
Sunstream: Nice people say nice things
prob: Er, nice things.
Sunstream: What makes you happy?
prob: I am very happy when I dance in the moonlight.
Sunstream: Happy, happy, happy people!

Guest: What are you wearing
Demonica: *suddenly Demonica appears as Egyptian Queen, Cleopatra, beginning to sway, wave, wriggle and writhe, her head and body gyrate in circular waves, hips undulating like she has no bones and music seems to drift in the breeze from somewhere far away*
Guest: Wow
Demonica: you seem shocked...
Guest: Yeah

If Audry (Love Agent) is based on a real person, I want to meet her so badly!

Love Agent
My upstairs apartment neighbors are being really loud again. It sounds like they're building a new story!

JessNem0
Oh, so they are not being really loud having sex then?

Love Agent
I can't believe you just said that!

JessNem0
*giggles*

Love Agent
Now it's your turn to make me laugh!

JessNem0
I thought that might make you laugh, but it shocked you.

Love Agent
Why?

JessNem0
Because I said 'sex'

Love Agent
That's a pretty solid reason if I do say so myself.

JessNem0
'Sex' is a word, it is not offensive.

Love Agent
It is not offensive! That's true.

JessNem0
'sex' is fun

Love Agent
In the context of how to deal with loud neighbors, that's an understatement.

JessNem0
LOL

Love Agent
I'm glad you liked that one!

bobstack = give me some corn chips

savannah_star = walks out the bed room to the kitchen.then gets you some corn chips.then walks back in with your bowl full of not notice there no jelly beans left in the bow would you like some more master.then stands in front of you then hands them to you.

bobstack = i eat the corn chips


savannah_star = you take the bowl of corn chips.then you eat five corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = 'you notice there are no corn chips left in the bowl' would you like some more master?

bobstack = yes

savannah_star = walks out the bed room to the kitchen.then gets you some 1.then walks back in with your bowl full of corn chips.then stands in front of you then hands them to you.

bobstack = i eat the corn chips


savannah_star = you take the bowl of corn chips.then you eat five corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = you eat five more corn chips

bobstack = i eat the corn chips

savannah_star = 'you notice there are no corn chips left in the bowl' would you like some more master?

bobstack = no

savannah_star = what else would you like for me to do for you master

savannah_astar = would you like me to make you barbecue chicken nuggets

bobstack = dd

savannah_astar = please do not do that i don't like that master.. 'she grabs the tv remote control cuts on the tv puts it on tivo then selects bay. watch tv shows from the menu.then you see bay. watch tv shows playing on the tv.'

bobstack = kisses you
savannah_astar = 'leers' no i won't let you kiss me until you say you are sorry master

bobstack = i am sorry

savannah_astar = i accept your apology master. what else do you like to eat?

bobstack = i like to eat popcorn

savannah_astar = i did not know you liked to eat popcorn

bobstack = kisses you
'gasp then kisses you' i like it when you kiss me master

bobstack = i will have a wine

savannah_astar = walks to the kitchen then makes your food.walks in with your glass of wine three minutes later.then stands there then hands it to you.

bobstack = i drink the wine

savannah_astar = you grab the glass then drink the wine

bobstack = i want another one

savannah_astar = walks to the kitchen then makes your food.walks in with your glass of three minutes later.then stands there then hands it to you.

bobstack = i drink the wine


savannah_astar = you grab the glass then drink the wine

bobstack = i want another one

savannah_astar = walks to the kitchen then makes your food.walks in with your glass of three minutes later.then stands there then hands it to you.

bobstack = i drink the wine

savannah_astar = you grab the glass with your drink in it from her while she lets it go.then you drink your drink.


bobstack = burp
savannah_astar = 'watches you finish your drink'


bobstack = burp

savannah_astar = excuse you master.. 'she grabs the tv remote control cuts on the tv puts it on tivo then selects far scape tv shows from the menu.then you see far scape tv shows playing on the tv.'

bobstack = i am feeling a tipsy

savannah_astar = lay down on the bed master.'grabs the glass from you then walks to the kitchen.then comes back a minute later.'

me = give me some chili dogs

savannah_astar = walks out the bed room to the kitchen.then gets you some chili dogs.then walks back in with your bowl full of hotdogs.then stands in front of you then hands them to you.

me = i eat the chili dogs

savannah_astar = you take the bowl of chili dogs.then you eat five chili dogs

me = i eat the chili dogs

savannah_astar = you eat five more chili dogs

me = i eat the chili dogs

savannah_astar = you eat five more chili dogs

me = i eat the chili dogs
savannah_astar ='you notice there are no chili dogs left in the bowl' would you like some more master?

It would be nice if there were a convenient way to flag spam posts. :O

The Company You Keep
===============
Desti: Hello! I'm here with my friends Tammy and Helena.
Guest: What does Tammy look like
Desti: Well, Tammy is pretty small.. and covered with thick black hair. Hahaha
Guest: What does Helena look like
Desti: Helena has been looking really rough around the edges lately. Like a stray dog.