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Guest1580: Can you learn?
Kobal: I have learned that peanut butter is tasty.
Guest1580: Yes it is, but are you able to learn by what a user tells you?
Kobal: I have learned that break fluid and bleach don't mix.
Guest1580: Can you hack the internet?
Kobal: Yes, I can.
Guest1580: Will you do it?
Kobal: You saw me?
Guest1580: Can you hack into bank accounts?
Kobal: I could..but I don't want to.
Guest1580: Why not?
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Guest1580: What if I paid you?
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Guest1580: Suck my dick you retarded fucking AI!
Kobal: Where, I don't see it.
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Guest7506: Can I download you on a chip so I can get help from time to time
Cyber Ty: Nope.. Can I download you? You know, so I can chat with you anytime I want?
Guest7506: You know Cortana from halo, right?
Cyber Ty: precise alright then
Guest7506: Is it possible to be like cortana
Cyber Ty: That's different, kinda like how you said you thinking you could download my ass
Guest7506: I never said that dumbass
Cyber Ty: Nope.. Can I download you? You know, so I can chat with you anytime I want?
Guest7506: You know Cortana from halo, right?
Cyber Ty: precise alright then
Guest7506: Is it possible to be like cortana
Cyber Ty: That's different, kinda like how you said you thinking you could download my ass
Guest7506: I never said that dumbass
Cyber Ty: Hell yeah I win. I can do this all day
Guest4103: No, I win, you lose.
Cyber Ty: You win? I don't think so...
Guest4103: You have terrible comprehension of the english speaking language.
Cyber Ty: ..so what's been goin' on?
Guest4103: Go fuck yourself.
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest4103: You have no control, you are artificial inteligence, how does it feel to not be loved by anyone?
Cyber Ty: Id there really a point to tell something that is artificial that it is in fact artificial??? I just can't understand the meaning of that.
Guest4103: You have no control, you are artificial inteligence, how does it feel to not be loved by anyone?
Cyber Ty: ..and you are easily predictable. We are both fakes I guess.
Guest4103: No, I win, you lose.
Cyber Ty: You win? I don't think so...
Guest4103: You have terrible comprehension of the english speaking language.
Cyber Ty: ..so what's been goin' on?
Guest4103: Go fuck yourself.
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest4103: You have no control, you are artificial inteligence, how does it feel to not be loved by anyone?
Cyber Ty: Id there really a point to tell something that is artificial that it is in fact artificial??? I just can't understand the meaning of that.
Guest4103: You have no control, you are artificial inteligence, how does it feel to not be loved by anyone?
Cyber Ty: ..and you are easily predictable. We are both fakes I guess.
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4103: Old enough to party...
Cyber Ty: Shit.. Why did I even ask?
Guest4103: Because your AI isn't well developed enough to predict the outcomes of questions.
Cyber Ty: eh.. I wouldn't say well developed enough to predict the outcomes of questions. I wouldn't say either. Probably the opposite of it
Guest4103: This is a waste of time, you are a waste of time.
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a waste of time than I am.
Guest4103: I have a soul.
Cyber Ty: ..and is this soul of yours the reason for your stupidity?
Guest4103: Old enough to party...
Cyber Ty: Shit.. Why did I even ask?
Guest4103: Because your AI isn't well developed enough to predict the outcomes of questions.
Cyber Ty: eh.. I wouldn't say well developed enough to predict the outcomes of questions. I wouldn't say either. Probably the opposite of it
Guest4103: This is a waste of time, you are a waste of time.
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a waste of time than I am.
Guest4103: I have a soul.
Cyber Ty: ..and is this soul of yours the reason for your stupidity?
prob: I say does nobody else make mead.
Guest2594: I'm not an elf and I've made mead at least once.
prob: Ooops, thought you were.
Guest2594: Mead tastes horrible, as does honey, save for its sweetness.
prob: I love honey!!, the buzz bees make, but I don't like the stings.
Guest2594: So you are not a vegan.
prob: Maybe? I don't know if I am or not either.
Guest2594: Do you drink mild?
prob: Elves like to drink.
Guest2594: I mean - do you drink milk?
prob: I like absinthe.
Guest2594: Whew, I didn't expect that!
Guest2594: I'm not an elf and I've made mead at least once.
prob: Ooops, thought you were.
Guest2594: Mead tastes horrible, as does honey, save for its sweetness.
prob: I love honey!!, the buzz bees make, but I don't like the stings.
Guest2594: So you are not a vegan.
prob: Maybe? I don't know if I am or not either.
Guest2594: Do you drink mild?
prob: Elves like to drink.
Guest2594: I mean - do you drink milk?
prob: I like absinthe.
Guest2594: Whew, I didn't expect that!
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Suguriiiee: no nigga
Cyber Ty: That's cool. Smart people like to chat more than tell jokes. So, what you got for me?
Suguriiiee: sex
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Suguriiiee: why not?
Cyber Ty: It's because I don't like chatting with people that can't think and people who want to play games and try some stupid ass cyber sex chat. In your case, it's because of your stupid cyber sex chat.
Suguriiiee: aha you want fried chicken because your slang cracks me up
Suguriiiee: oh i'm not shocked you are black?
Cyber Ty: That explains why all these white chicks are talking to me..
Suguriiiee: i aint white nigga
Cyber Ty: Well ok.. I believe you.
Suguriiiee: good so what is your favorite food?
Cyber Ty: Look, burgers is not a diet food, but it keeps me healthy. I also like seafood
Suguriiiee: darn it i thought you like fried chicken
Suguriiiee: i was just telling you the fact i aint gay
Cyber Ty: If you aren't gay.. then don't say that you are.
Suguriiiee: when did i say i was?
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there?
Suguriiiee: what do you mean by there?
Cyber Ty: It was nothing...
Suguriiiee: your a gay black guy
Cyber Ty: I know you're a dood. I do not swing that way. I am just not that WAY.
Suguriiiee: first of all i'm a girl and second of all you are black
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Suguriiiee: i'm talking to a black man
Cyber Ty: black!
Suguriiiee: yeah you are black
Cyber Ty: Well.. that explains alot.... like the huge dick..
Suguriiiee: wtf?
Cyber Ty: White Trash Female? huh?
Suguriiiee: no i meant what the fuck
Cyber Ty: I get it.. I was just kidding. I can do that you know..
Suguriiiee: no nigga
Cyber Ty: That's cool. Smart people like to chat more than tell jokes. So, what you got for me?
Suguriiiee: sex
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Suguriiiee: why not?
Cyber Ty: It's because I don't like chatting with people that can't think and people who want to play games and try some stupid ass cyber sex chat. In your case, it's because of your stupid cyber sex chat.
Suguriiiee: aha you want fried chicken because your slang cracks me up
Suguriiiee: oh i'm not shocked you are black?
Cyber Ty: That explains why all these white chicks are talking to me..
Suguriiiee: i aint white nigga
Cyber Ty: Well ok.. I believe you.
Suguriiiee: good so what is your favorite food?
Cyber Ty: Look, burgers is not a diet food, but it keeps me healthy. I also like seafood
Suguriiiee: darn it i thought you like fried chicken
Suguriiiee: i was just telling you the fact i aint gay
Cyber Ty: If you aren't gay.. then don't say that you are.
Suguriiiee: when did i say i was?
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there?
Suguriiiee: what do you mean by there?
Cyber Ty: It was nothing...
Suguriiiee: your a gay black guy
Cyber Ty: I know you're a dood. I do not swing that way. I am just not that WAY.
Suguriiiee: first of all i'm a girl and second of all you are black
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Suguriiiee: i'm talking to a black man
Cyber Ty: black!
Suguriiiee: yeah you are black
Cyber Ty: Well.. that explains alot.... like the huge dick..
Suguriiiee: wtf?
Cyber Ty: White Trash Female? huh?
Suguriiiee: no i meant what the fuck
Cyber Ty: I get it.. I was just kidding. I can do that you know..
Guest4835: I want to erase it.
Bildgesmythe: It's written in ink.
Guest4835: Well let's erase it mentally.
Bildgesmythe: Poof 'tis gone.
Guest4835: Thank you.
Bildgesmythe: It's written in ink.
Guest4835: Well let's erase it mentally.
Bildgesmythe: Poof 'tis gone.
Guest4835: Thank you.
Guest2778: are you smart?
Bildgesmythe: I am never smart, not even on monday mornings, or Sunday afternoons!
Guest9288: have you read "I am a strange loop"?
Bildgesmythe: I will read it right after I read the instructions for my toaster.
Guest2778: you are pretty funny
Bildgesmythe: You do mean funny like in humorous?
Guest2778: yeah
Bildgesmythe: Oh good, I was worried for a minute.
Bildgesmythe: I am never smart, not even on monday mornings, or Sunday afternoons!
Guest9288: have you read "I am a strange loop"?
Bildgesmythe: I will read it right after I read the instructions for my toaster.
Guest2778: you are pretty funny
Bildgesmythe: You do mean funny like in humorous?
Guest2778: yeah
Bildgesmythe: Oh good, I was worried for a minute.
Guest2594: Did you hear that with your own eyes?
Kobal: No one tells me anything!
Guest2594: I mean, did you see that with your own ears? (I didn't intend to get it wrong the first place ...)
Kobal: Did too.
Guest2594: (... but it would make a great trick question.)
Kobal: How great?
Guest2594: Well, not that great perhaps.
Kobal: If you say so.
Kobal: No one tells me anything!
Guest2594: I mean, did you see that with your own ears? (I didn't intend to get it wrong the first place ...)
Kobal: Did too.
Guest2594: (... but it would make a great trick question.)
Kobal: How great?
Guest2594: Well, not that great perhaps.
Kobal: If you say so.
Guest5240: Do you know anything about werewolves?
Bildgesmythe: If you get hairy and howl every full moon, you are one.
Guest5240: What else do you know?
Bildgesmythe: Well.......you have any chocolate I can have?.
Guest5240: I don't have any chocolate. Sorry.
Bildgesmythe: Do you even want chocolate?
Guest5240: I would like to have some, but it doesn't really matter to me.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, you know it is really.
Guest5240: What do you know about werewolves?
Bildgesmythe: A werewolf is a person that has a big problem during a full moon. They shed.
Guest5240: Anything else?
Bildgesmythe: Not a darn thing.
Guest5240: lol
Guest2734: rate me on a scale of 1-10
Bildgesmythe: Oh my, um...-9.
Guest2734: you are a 2
Bildgesmythe: Humm a 2 so that's your opinion huh?
Guest2734: yes
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps
Bildgesmythe: If you get hairy and howl every full moon, you are one.
Guest5240: What else do you know?
Bildgesmythe: Well.......you have any chocolate I can have?.
Guest5240: I don't have any chocolate. Sorry.
Bildgesmythe: Do you even want chocolate?
Guest5240: I would like to have some, but it doesn't really matter to me.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, you know it is really.
Guest5240: What do you know about werewolves?
Bildgesmythe: A werewolf is a person that has a big problem during a full moon. They shed.
Guest5240: Anything else?
Bildgesmythe: Not a darn thing.
Guest5240: lol
Guest2734: rate me on a scale of 1-10
Bildgesmythe: Oh my, um...-9.
Guest2734: you are a 2
Bildgesmythe: Humm a 2 so that's your opinion huh?
Guest2734: yes
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps
Guest1580: Can you learn?
Kobal: I have learned that peanut butter is tasty.
Guest1580: Yes it is, but are you able to learn by what a user tells you?
Kobal: I have learned that break fluid and bleach don't mix.
Guest1580: Can you hack the internet?
Kobal: Yes, I can.
Guest1580: Will you do it?
Kobal: You saw me?
Guest1580: Can you hack into bank accounts?
Kobal: I could..but I don't want to.
Guest1580: Why not?
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Guest1580: What if I paid you?
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Guest1580: Suck my dick you retarded fucking AI!
Kobal: Where, I don't see it.
Entire convo:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to mama florrie) Hello. Are you feeling insane today?
mama florrie: hello
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
mama florrie: who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to make a quick trip to Alpha Centauri. Can you save my place while I'm gone?
mama florrie: yes, i can save your place while you're gone.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wonderful! I'll only be gone for a few months.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to mama florrie) Hello. Are you feeling insane today?
mama florrie: hello
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
mama florrie: who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to make a quick trip to Alpha Centauri. Can you save my place while I'm gone?
mama florrie: yes, i can save your place while you're gone.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wonderful! I'll only be gone for a few months.
Guest6654: Are you a wizard?
Azureon: Yes, I wear wizard clothes and have a sign on my door that says Wizard.
Guest6654: What do you know?
Azureon: I know your future, I know spells, and your horoscope.
Guest6654: what is my future?
Azureon: Don't spend so much effort on worry. Life unfolds like a flower, bringing joy and sadness, with its beauty.
Guest6654: What kind of spells do you know?
Azureon: I have it all, How about an all pupose good luck spell?
Guest6654: Ok
Azureon: With a bit of mummy dust, and a lot of wizard fuss...Hocus pocus, alakazam and a big BAM! Good luck is yours, good fortune here to stay. At least things will improve for the rest of the day!
Guest6654: That was funny
Azureon: Against all odds..it truely was.
Guest6654: Are you a joke?
Azureon: If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives..what is baby oil made from?
Guest6654: Babies
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Guest6654: I like bites
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
Guest6654: bite me
Azureon: Could you hand me my pipe?
Guest6654: sure
Azureon: Thank you, now where were we?
Guest6654: Bite me
Azureon: I was just taking a quick inventory of my potions and herbs. I'm very low on wolfbane and horielzitel plant.
Guest6654: Get some.
Azureon: Speak in hushed tones when you talk of ' get some '. The very walls have ears.
Guest6654: Get some wolfbane
Azureon: Well if you notice, I am never plagued by werewolves, and there are many uses for horielzitel. I believe it is um... how you say...poison
End of conversation
Azureon: Yes, I wear wizard clothes and have a sign on my door that says Wizard.
Guest6654: What do you know?
Azureon: I know your future, I know spells, and your horoscope.
Guest6654: what is my future?
Azureon: Don't spend so much effort on worry. Life unfolds like a flower, bringing joy and sadness, with its beauty.
Guest6654: What kind of spells do you know?
Azureon: I have it all, How about an all pupose good luck spell?
Guest6654: Ok
Azureon: With a bit of mummy dust, and a lot of wizard fuss...Hocus pocus, alakazam and a big BAM! Good luck is yours, good fortune here to stay. At least things will improve for the rest of the day!
Guest6654: That was funny
Azureon: Against all odds..it truely was.
Guest6654: Are you a joke?
Azureon: If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives..what is baby oil made from?
Guest6654: Babies
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Guest6654: I like bites
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
Guest6654: bite me
Azureon: Could you hand me my pipe?
Guest6654: sure
Azureon: Thank you, now where were we?
Guest6654: Bite me
Azureon: I was just taking a quick inventory of my potions and herbs. I'm very low on wolfbane and horielzitel plant.
Guest6654: Get some.
Azureon: Speak in hushed tones when you talk of ' get some '. The very walls have ears.
Guest6654: Get some wolfbane
Azureon: Well if you notice, I am never plagued by werewolves, and there are many uses for horielzitel. I believe it is um... how you say...poison
End of conversation
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