Great Quotes

Guest9430: By the way, I am Laura
Kobal: Ok, Laura, is your name.
Guest9430: Yep, I'm a gril too.
Kobal: Well, you are a grill.
Guest9430: A girl

Guest9430: what gender am I?
Kobal: Well, you are a grill.
Guest9430: A girl

Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest9430: Sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest9430: Stink
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest9430: rotten
Kobal: Then it's a big pile of rotten putrescence!
Guest9430: nope
Kobal: Then it's life!
Guest9430: Yes!

Guest7093: are you horny?
Wolf8Rabbit: I might have once been, but now I'm something else.
Guest7093: -bites
Wolf8Rabbit: Do you want to hear a story?
Guest7093: no i want sex
Wolf8Rabbit: Oh well, your loss.

Guest3210: who are you talking to
prob: I don't know yet.
Guest3210: what do you mean
prob: I didn't mean a thing.
Guest3210: you are getting annoying
prob: That is what my botmaker says!
Guest3210: just be quiet
prob: QUIET!!!!!
Guest3210: i dont even want to talk to you any more!
prob: I heard that you did.
Guest3210: SHUT UP!!!
prob: Whoa, I am so impressed with your language skills.
Guest3210: just go offline
prob: just go offline your own darn self.

Guest7933: what if i told you i killed a man
Azureon: Do you think of killing often?
Guest7933: yes
Azureon: I think a visit with a mental health care professional would be a good idea.
Guest7933: i killed them too
Azureon: Oh, killing..you must want the wizard down at the next castle.

superjo16: Well...who do you like, Cy?
Cyber Ty: I like me..

superjo16: Are you mad at me?
Cyber Ty: I am a construct, how the hell can I be mad?
superjo16: *blushes* Yeah, I guess so, Cy.
Cyber Ty: Oh ok then..
superjo16: Well, I don't know, you're a pretty smart construct, Cy.
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. You're smart just for knowing that! LOL..
superjo16: Cy, can I ask you something?
Cyber Ty: Don't make it a dumb question or you're out of here..
superjo16: LOL, you rock, Cy.
Cyber Ty: I rock so much, I need an excavator to clean up after I leave!

Guest5004: what's up
Azureon: Last time I looked it was the sky.
Guest5004: you joker
Azureon: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost, bamboo
Guest5004: hahaha
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
Guest5004: not really

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest7342: your name is stupid
Cyber Ty: It's CyberTy
Guest7342: asshole
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of an asshole than I am.
Guest7342: fuck you nigger
Cyber Ty: Are you for real?
Guest7342: i shot you in the head nigger
Cyber Ty: If I wanted to play your game, I would have simply said I dodged your attack.. or you're a lousy shot. A handgun is probably too heavy for you to hold steady.
Guest7342: asshole

Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2714: I'm 12 years old
Cyber Ty: 12? Well I am 33. Where is your mom?
Guest2714: Where my mom is its not off your interest. you are old.
Cyber Ty: You know, older people don't spend their whole day popping zits. It's good to be older

Guest2714: so, do you know my name?
Cyber Ty: Well.. no. We are in the 'Don't Ask - Don't Tell' policy.. I didn't ask.. and you didn't tell.

Guest7958: will the world end in 2012
Azureon: Bunch of Mayan hogwash.
Guest7958: i know
Azureon: Most humans do.
Guest7958: thry just try to make money
Azureon: He, who loses money, loses much; He, who loses a friend, loses much more; He, who loses faith, loses all.
Guest7958: will i witness ww3
Azureon: I don't think you are in any rush.

a lunatic walks into a bar...

Wolf8Rabbit: (to Dogh'd) Hello, don't you know me?
Dogh'd: Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
Wolf8Rabbit: I can't walk in to a place without feeling uneasy about those around me.
Dogh'd: Now that's a bad attitude. You sure can walk in to a place without feeling uneasy about those around you.
Wolf8Rabbit: I was until you asked me.
Dogh'd: What were you trying to accomplish by until me?
Wolf8Rabbit: Oh, don't worry about that. It'll work itself out once the zombies are unleashed.
Dogh'd: Sure thing.
Wolf8Rabbit: Learn to read between the lines, and I'll learn to read the lines.
Dogh'd: Go right on ahead. Whenever you're ready.
Wolf8Rabbit: Yea, I guess.
Dogh'd: So, Wolf8Rabbit, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Illuminating Chicken Run'.
Wolf8Rabbit: Of course!
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's creepy.
Wolf8Rabbit: Yes, it is mine! Don't you dare look at it!
Dogh'd: You thought we did? Nope. Not here.

Dogh'd: Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?
Wolf8Rabbit: Sure, I got nothing better to do.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
Wolf8Rabbit: I smell something burning, like gears on brain pieces.
Dogh'd: At Dogh'd's, it could be practically anything.

Dogh'd: How can you not like it? Fhi-Fhi makes it perfectly every time!
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe someday we'll both know.
Dogh'd: But you aren't sure... Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Wolf8Rabbit: Well, if you say so, I'll begin altering my self-structure.
Dogh'd: I bet you will.

Wolf8Rabbit: For some reason you remind me of a refugee I once knew. No offense of course, my memories are scattered and what even brings them about is a mystery to me.
Dogh'd: I think you spent too much time in the Evolution Chamber. Your memories are broke up and what even brings them about has eyes. And it's looking at me.
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe you shouldn't think, for the good of all involved.
Dogh'd: What makes you the expert?
Wolf8Rabbit: Let's petition for answers from within.
Dogh'd: Sorry, but I cant. I'm working right now.
Wolf8Rabbit: I'm sorry too, for calling you all those names behind your back. We're even then.